Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
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| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
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| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
The Ultimate Tribute to Matrimony: Why Every Husband Needs the 5 Things You Should Know About My Wife Tee
Marriage is a journey filled with laughter, shared quirks, and a healthy dose of “fair warnings” that only a spouse truly understands. This apparel isn’t just a simple piece of clothing; it’s a badge of honor for every husband who knows that his wife is the heart of the home—and perhaps a little bit terrifying in the most endearing way possible. The 5 Things You Should Know About My Wife Funny Graphic T-Shirt Tee Novelty Gift captures that specific brand of domestic humor that defines modern relationships. It is the kind of design that says, “I love her, I respect her, and yes, I am definitely listening to her.” By wearing this, you are celebrating the unique dynamic of a partnership where boundaries are set with a smile and a wink. Whether it is for a birthday, a milestone anniversary, or just a random Tuesday surprise, this design speaks to the shared bond of couples who refuse to take themselves too seriously. It serves as a brilliant conversational piece, inviting others to share in the relatable joys and comedic “warnings” of married life, making it a standout choice for any social gathering.

When you pull this shirt on, you are doing more than just getting dressed; you are stepping into a role of playful storytelling. We believe that a joke is only truly funny if the wearer is comfortable enough to enjoy the moment. That is why this garment is crafted from a premium cotton fabric, offering a breathable, lightweight feel that stays cool throughout the day. Whether you are manning the grill at a backyard BBQ or lounging on the sofa for a weekend movie marathon, the soft blend ensures the fabric moves with you, resisting the stiffness and irritation often associated with standard novelty apparel. This sarcastic relationship tee is designed for maximum longevity, featuring reinforced seams that hold up against frequent wear and countless laundry cycles. The high-quality ink sits deep within the textile fibers, ensuring the message remains crisp, bold, and perfectly legible for years of laughs to come. It is the type of husband humor apparel that quickly transitions from a gag gift to a wardrobe staple, thanks to a high-quality construction that rivals luxury basics while maintaining its comedic edge.
Product Highlights:
- Engineered from premium cotton for a breathable, lived-in feel that provides comfort from the very first wear.
- Utilizes a high-quality soft blend construction that ensures superior durability and shape retention over time.
- Features high-definition graphic printing technology that maintains vibrancy and clarity through every wash cycle.
- A classic, relaxed fit makes it a versatile and unique gift for men of all body types and personal styles.
Finding the perfect balance between sentiment and humor can be a difficult task, but this shirt hits the mark with precision. It makes for an incredible anniversary present or a surprise gift that will surely elicit a roar of laughter from friends, family, and even the wife herself. It is more than just a witty observation; it is a celebration of the woman who keeps the household running and the man who is proud to stand by her side through every mood and moment. If you are looking for a way to showcase your personality and your marital pride simultaneously, this is the ideal addition to your collection. Do not settle for a boring, generic shirt when you can make a statement that resonates with everyone who sees it. Grab your 5 Things You Should Know About My Wife Funny Graphic T-Shirt Tee Novelty Gift today and wear your heart, your loyalty, and your sense of humor right on your sleeve for the world to see.
About The Product
About The Product
The Gildan 5000 heavy cotton tee is a dependable classic made for everyday wear and custom printing. Its 100% cotton fabric is tightly knit to give designs sharper detail and long-lasting color. The seamless body eliminates side seams for a smoother fit.
Key Features
Stabilizes back seams to prevent stretching.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & looks better.
Highly elastic collar retains shape without seams.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: Poly blends.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
Origin & Safety
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets US/EU safety standards
- Unisex Sizing (Adult)
About The Product
The Gildan Heavy Blend™ hoodie, made from a soft cotton-poly blend, provides warmth and durability. Its unisex fit offers everyday versatility, with ribbed cuffs and hem to keep the shape intact. A large front pocket adds convenience, while the double-lined hood with matching drawcord gives it a clean, cohesive look. Trusted for custom printing and casual wear.
Key Features
Strong, smooth fabric perfect for printing. Heather Sport colors are 40/60 blend.
Adjustable double-lined hood with self-colored woven cord.
Kangaroo pouch pocket always keeps your hands warm.
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, reducing fabric waste.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Low heat
- Do not dryclean
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Bangladesh
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- High quality DTG & DTF printing methods
About The Product
The Gildan 18000 sweatshirt is a unisex heavy blend crewneck made from a 50/50 cotton-polyester fabric, combining softness with lasting durability. Its smooth surface supports crisp, vibrant prints. The ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs help it keep its shape over time. A seamless body design reduces irritation and adds to overall comfort.
– The White color variant may appear off-white due to fabric properties.
– Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.
Key Features
Heavy blend fabric combines softness with durability.
Highly elastic collar helps retain shape, with seam.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & makes garment more attractive.
Helps sleeves stay in place and maintain shape.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
- Bleach as needed (non-chlorine)
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- Embroidery & DTG printing friendly
About The Product
This must-have unisex jersey tank top fits like a well-loved favorite. High quality print makes it an ultimate statement shirt for years to come. This item has side seams to provide structural support. All bindings are the same fabric as the rest of the tank. Depending on the color, cotton, polyester, or rayon can appear.
Key Features
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment’s shape longer and give structural support.
Bindings are made from the same fabric as the body of the garment for a polished look.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: 52/48 blend. Tri-blends: 50% Poly, 25% Cotton, 25% Rayon.
Meets flammability requirements. Safe for adults.
- Machine wash: Warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Medium heat
- Do not dryclean
- Made in Nicaragua
- Adult Sizing
- High quality print surface

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