Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Celebrate Authentic Connections with the Youre Weird Ill Keep You Retro Distressed T-Shirt
In a world that often demands conformity and polished perfection, finding someone who fully embraces their eccentricity is like discovering a hidden gem. This design isn’t just about a simple catchphrase; it’s a profound tribute to those unique bonds where being called “weird” is considered the highest compliment you can receive. The Youre Weird Ill Keep You Retro Distressed T-Shirt captures that playful, loving dynamic between best friends, partners, or siblings who understand that being “normal” is entirely overrated. It speaks to the beauty of unconventional personalities and the fierce loyalty that follows when two kindred spirits finally meet in a sea of sameness. This shirt serves as a silent, stylish nod to the inside jokes, the late-night adventures, and the shared history that define your most cherished and authentic relationships. It’s crafted for the rule-breakers, the dreamers, and the ones who find the most humor in life’s most unexpected moments. By wearing this, you are signaling to the world that you value character over polish and quirkiness over perfection, making it the ultimate statement piece for those who pride themselves on their original perspective.

Beyond the sentimental value, this garment is engineered to feel like an old favorite from the very first moment you pull it over your head. We have focused on creating a piece of vintage aesthetic apparel that perfectly matches the timeless, nostalgic nature of its message. Utilizing a soft blend of high-quality materials, the fabric offers a breathable, lightweight experience that transitions perfectly from a lazy afternoon at a local coffee shop to a lively night out with your favorite “weirdo.” The use of premium cotton ensures that the garment maintains its structural integrity and softness through countless wash cycles, making it a reliable addition to your daily rotation. The distressed styling isn’t just a design choice; it adds a layer of effortless, “lived-in” cool to your wardrobe, suggesting a history as rich as the friendships it celebrates. It’s more than just a piece of casual streetwear; it’s a tactile experience that prioritizes your physical comfort without ever sacrificing your bold sense of humor. This sarcastic personality tee provides the perfect canvas for your self-expression, offering a relaxed fit that looks as good as it feels, whether you are layering it under a jacket or wearing it solo as the centerpiece of your outfit.
Product Highlights:
- Constructed from premium cotton and a soft blend for a luxurious, durable feel that lasts for years.
- Features a vintage aesthetic apparel vibe with a distressed finish, perfect for those who love a retro-inspired look.
- An ideal quirky friendship gift for the person in your life who is unapologetically themselves and proud of it.
- Versatile casual streetwear design that pairs effortlessly with your favorite denim, leggings, or flannel shirts.
Whether you’re buying this for yourself or as a thoughtful, humorous gesture for a friend, this shirt is a celebration of true authenticity. It’s a constant reminder that the best people in life are usually a little bit strange, and those are exactly the people worth holding onto forever. Elevate your daily look with a piece that tells a story of friendship, humor, and the joy of being different. Don’t settle for boring, mass-produced basics when you can showcase your unique personality and your appreciation for others with the Youre Weird Ill Keep You Retro Distressed T-Shirt. Add this must-have item to your collection today and wear your “weird” as a badge of honor for the whole world to see.
About The Product
About The Product
The Gildan 5000 heavy cotton tee is a dependable classic made for everyday wear and custom printing. Its 100% cotton fabric is tightly knit to give designs sharper detail and long-lasting color. The seamless body eliminates side seams for a smoother fit.
Key Features
Stabilizes back seams to prevent stretching.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & looks better.
Highly elastic collar retains shape without seams.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: Poly blends.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
Origin & Safety
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets US/EU safety standards
- Unisex Sizing (Adult)
About The Product
The Gildan Heavy Blend™ hoodie, made from a soft cotton-poly blend, provides warmth and durability. Its unisex fit offers everyday versatility, with ribbed cuffs and hem to keep the shape intact. A large front pocket adds convenience, while the double-lined hood with matching drawcord gives it a clean, cohesive look. Trusted for custom printing and casual wear.
Key Features
Strong, smooth fabric perfect for printing. Heather Sport colors are 40/60 blend.
Adjustable double-lined hood with self-colored woven cord.
Kangaroo pouch pocket always keeps your hands warm.
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, reducing fabric waste.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Low heat
- Do not dryclean
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Bangladesh
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- High quality DTG & DTF printing methods
About The Product
The Gildan 18000 sweatshirt is a unisex heavy blend crewneck made from a 50/50 cotton-polyester fabric, combining softness with lasting durability. Its smooth surface supports crisp, vibrant prints. The ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs help it keep its shape over time. A seamless body design reduces irritation and adds to overall comfort.
– The White color variant may appear off-white due to fabric properties.
– Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.
Key Features
Heavy blend fabric combines softness with durability.
Highly elastic collar helps retain shape, with seam.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & makes garment more attractive.
Helps sleeves stay in place and maintain shape.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
- Bleach as needed (non-chlorine)
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- Embroidery & DTG printing friendly
About The Product
This must-have unisex jersey tank top fits like a well-loved favorite. High quality print makes it an ultimate statement shirt for years to come. This item has side seams to provide structural support. All bindings are the same fabric as the rest of the tank. Depending on the color, cotton, polyester, or rayon can appear.
Key Features
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment’s shape longer and give structural support.
Bindings are made from the same fabric as the body of the garment for a polished look.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: 52/48 blend. Tri-blends: 50% Poly, 25% Cotton, 25% Rayon.
Meets flammability requirements. Safe for adults.
- Machine wash: Warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Medium heat
- Do not dryclean
- Made in Nicaragua
- Adult Sizing
- High quality print surface

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