Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Uncork Your Style with the Well Thats Neat Retro Whiskey T-Shirt

There is a certain timeless charm found in the intersection of classic bar-room humor and vintage design. The Well Thats Neat Retro Whiskey T-Shirt perfectly captures this spirit, offering more than just a piece of clothing; it serves as a nod to a lifestyle of refined relaxation. The clever double entendre of the word “neat” appeals to both the connoisseur who prefers their bourbon without ice and the individual who appreciates a sharp, understated wit. This design taps into the mid-century aesthetic of old-school lounge culture, evoking images of dimly lit mahogany bars and the low hum of a jazz record playing in the background. It is a piece of retro aesthetic apparel that feels both nostalgic and modern, making it an essential addition for anyone who enjoys a good pour and a better laugh.
When it comes to a shirt that celebrates such a high-quality spirit, the craftsmanship of the garment itself must match the theme. This tee is constructed from a premium cotton that provides an exceptionally soft touch against the skin. We have utilized a high-grade soft blend to ensure that the fabric remains breathable during warm summer evenings while offering enough substance to be layered during the cooler months. Unlike mass-produced alternatives that lose their shape after a few washes, this shirt is designed for longevity. The material is pre-shrunk and treated to maintain its structural integrity, ensuring that the vintage-inspired silhouette looks just as good on its fiftieth wear as it did on its first. The focus here is on tactile comfort, allowing you to focus on your drink and your company without any distractions.
Why This Design Rocks:
- The Ultimate Whiskey Lover Gift: Finding the perfect present for a bourbon enthusiast can be difficult, but this shirt bridges the gap between a novelty item and a fashionable staple. It is a thoughtful whiskey lover gift that shows you understand their passion for the craft.
- Authentic Vintage Distillery Vibe: The typography and layout are meticulously designed to mimic the golden age of spirits advertising. It carries a vintage distillery vibe that looks authentic, making it stand out in a sea of generic graphic tees.
- A Clever Bourbon Pun Graphic Tee: Humor is best served dry, much like a fine rye. This bourbon pun graphic tee uses wordplay that is smart enough to be appreciated by fellow enthusiasts while remaining accessible and friendly to everyone you meet.
- Versatile Retro Aesthetic Apparel: The color palette and design style are balanced to ensure the shirt works with almost any wardrobe. It avoids the “loud” nature of many graphic shirts, opting instead for a sophisticated, retro look.
Styling Tips:
To truly lean into the vintage aesthetic of this shirt, try pairing it with a set of dark indigo denim jeans and leather boots. This creates a rugged, timeless look that mirrors the craftsmanship of the distilling process itself. For a more layered approach, throw on a distressed denim jacket or a classic flannel shirt left unbuttoned. If you are heading out for a night at your favorite speakeasy, a lightweight bomber jacket or even a casual blazer can elevate the look from “backyard BBQ” to “cocktail hour.” Because the design is rooted in classic Americana, it also pairs exceptionally well with khaki chinos or even rugged workwear shorts for a more relaxed, weekend-ready vibe. No matter how you choose to wear it, the shirt acts as the perfect anchor for a casual yet intentional outfit.
Ultimately, the Well Thats Neat Retro Whiskey T-Shirt is about celebrating the art of the pour and the joy of a well-placed joke. It is a celebration of a culture that values patience, quality, and a bit of dry humor. Whether you are treating yourself or looking for the perfect gift for the bourbon aficionado in your life, this shirt delivers on both style and substance. It is a testament to the fact that some things—like a good whiskey and a great vintage design—simply never go out of style. Grab yours today and let the world know that your taste is, quite literally, neat.
About The Product
About The Product
The Gildan 5000 heavy cotton tee is a dependable classic made for everyday wear and custom printing. Its 100% cotton fabric is tightly knit to give designs sharper detail and long-lasting color. The seamless body eliminates side seams for a smoother fit.
Key Features
Stabilizes back seams to prevent stretching.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & looks better.
Highly elastic collar retains shape without seams.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: Poly blends.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
Origin & Safety
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets US/EU safety standards
- Unisex Sizing (Adult)
About The Product
The Gildan Heavy Blend™ hoodie, made from a soft cotton-poly blend, provides warmth and durability. Its unisex fit offers everyday versatility, with ribbed cuffs and hem to keep the shape intact. A large front pocket adds convenience, while the double-lined hood with matching drawcord gives it a clean, cohesive look. Trusted for custom printing and casual wear.
Key Features
Strong, smooth fabric perfect for printing. Heather Sport colors are 40/60 blend.
Adjustable double-lined hood with self-colored woven cord.
Kangaroo pouch pocket always keeps your hands warm.
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, reducing fabric waste.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Low heat
- Do not dryclean
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Bangladesh
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- High quality DTG & DTF printing methods
About The Product
The Gildan 18000 sweatshirt is a unisex heavy blend crewneck made from a 50/50 cotton-polyester fabric, combining softness with lasting durability. Its smooth surface supports crisp, vibrant prints. The ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs help it keep its shape over time. A seamless body design reduces irritation and adds to overall comfort.
– The White color variant may appear off-white due to fabric properties.
– Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.
Key Features
Heavy blend fabric combines softness with durability.
Highly elastic collar helps retain shape, with seam.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & makes garment more attractive.
Helps sleeves stay in place and maintain shape.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
- Bleach as needed (non-chlorine)
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- Embroidery & DTG printing friendly
About The Product
This must-have unisex jersey tank top fits like a well-loved favorite. High quality print makes it an ultimate statement shirt for years to come. This item has side seams to provide structural support. All bindings are the same fabric as the rest of the tank. Depending on the color, cotton, polyester, or rayon can appear.
Key Features
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment’s shape longer and give structural support.
Bindings are made from the same fabric as the body of the garment for a polished look.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: 52/48 blend. Tri-blends: 50% Poly, 25% Cotton, 25% Rayon.
Meets flammability requirements. Safe for adults.
- Machine wash: Warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Medium heat
- Do not dryclean
- Made in Nicaragua
- Adult Sizing
- High quality print surface

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