Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Celebrate the Chaos with the Weird Moms Build Character Graphic T-Shirt
Parenting is rarely a straight line, and for those who choose to lean into the unconventional, the Weird Moms Build Character Graphic T-Shirt serves as a hilarious badge of honor. This design is more than just a piece of apparel; it is a profound statement on the beauty of eccentricity and the rejection of the “perfect parent” archetype. By embracing the strange, the quirky, and the downright bizarre, you aren’t just making a fashion choice—you are teaching the next generation that individuality is a superpower. The humor behind the design taps into the reality of alternative motherhood, where the most memorable childhood moments often come from the parents who aren’t afraid to be their authentic, slightly chaotic selves. It’s an ode to those who find joy in the misunderstood and the nocturnal, much like the resilient opossum, reminding everyone that a little bit of weirdness is the secret ingredient to raising children with genuine grit and a unique perspective on the world.

Beyond the witty sentiment and the cultural commentary, this garment is engineered for the high-energy lifestyle of an unconventional parent. Whether you are navigating the morning school run, exploring a local oddities shop, or simply enjoying a quiet moment of reflection in the garden, the tactile experience of this tee is unparalleled. We have selected a premium cotton foundation to ensure that the fabric feels as good as the message looks. This isn’t your average novelty item; it’s a high-quality piece of eccentric mom style that prioritizes comfort without sacrificing its edgy humor. The soft blend allows for breathability during those hectic afternoons, while the structural integrity of the garment ensures it maintains its shape through every wash and wear cycle. It’s a funny parenting shirt that understands the demands of your day-to-day life, providing a reliable fit that feels like a second skin. When you wear this, you aren’t just wearing a joke; you are wearing a durable, high-end piece of clothing that reflects your vibrant personality and your commitment to being yourself in a world of clones.
Product Highlights:
- Unmatched Comfort: Crafted from premium cotton, offering a luxurious feel that only gets better with time and frequent wear.
- Durable Construction: Features a high-quality soft blend that resists shrinking and maintains its silhouette through the toughest laundry days.
- Versatile Wardrobe Staple: A quirky gift idea that transitions perfectly from casual loungewear to a standout piece for social gatherings.
- High-Definition Print: The graphic is applied using advanced techniques to ensure the colors remain vivid and the design stays crisp without cracking or peeling.
Embracing your inner weirdness is one of the greatest gifts you can give to your family and your community. This tee is a conversation starter, a way to signal to other like-minded parents that you value humor and authenticity above all else. If you are ready to showcase your unique approach to life or searching for the ultimate quirky gift idea for a friend who marches to the beat of her own drum, the Weird Moms Build Character Graphic T-Shirt is the perfect choice. It’s time to stop trying to blend in and start celebrating the traits that make your family story so incredibly colorful. Don’t settle for boring basics when you can wear a design that actually says something about who you are. Add this essential piece to your collection today and wear your parenting philosophy with pride, knowing that you’re not just raising kids—you’re building character, one weird moment at a time.
About The Product
About The Product
The Gildan 5000 heavy cotton tee is a dependable classic made for everyday wear and custom printing. Its 100% cotton fabric is tightly knit to give designs sharper detail and long-lasting color. The seamless body eliminates side seams for a smoother fit.
Key Features
Stabilizes back seams to prevent stretching.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & looks better.
Highly elastic collar retains shape without seams.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: Poly blends.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
Origin & Safety
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets US/EU safety standards
- Unisex Sizing (Adult)
About The Product
The Gildan Heavy Blend™ hoodie, made from a soft cotton-poly blend, provides warmth and durability. Its unisex fit offers everyday versatility, with ribbed cuffs and hem to keep the shape intact. A large front pocket adds convenience, while the double-lined hood with matching drawcord gives it a clean, cohesive look. Trusted for custom printing and casual wear.
Key Features
Strong, smooth fabric perfect for printing. Heather Sport colors are 40/60 blend.
Adjustable double-lined hood with self-colored woven cord.
Kangaroo pouch pocket always keeps your hands warm.
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, reducing fabric waste.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Low heat
- Do not dryclean
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Bangladesh
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- High quality DTG & DTF printing methods
About The Product
The Gildan 18000 sweatshirt is a unisex heavy blend crewneck made from a 50/50 cotton-polyester fabric, combining softness with lasting durability. Its smooth surface supports crisp, vibrant prints. The ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs help it keep its shape over time. A seamless body design reduces irritation and adds to overall comfort.
– The White color variant may appear off-white due to fabric properties.
– Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.
Key Features
Heavy blend fabric combines softness with durability.
Highly elastic collar helps retain shape, with seam.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & makes garment more attractive.
Helps sleeves stay in place and maintain shape.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
- Bleach as needed (non-chlorine)
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- Embroidery & DTG printing friendly
About The Product
This must-have unisex jersey tank top fits like a well-loved favorite. High quality print makes it an ultimate statement shirt for years to come. This item has side seams to provide structural support. All bindings are the same fabric as the rest of the tank. Depending on the color, cotton, polyester, or rayon can appear.
Key Features
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment’s shape longer and give structural support.
Bindings are made from the same fabric as the body of the garment for a polished look.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: 52/48 blend. Tri-blends: 50% Poly, 25% Cotton, 25% Rayon.
Meets flammability requirements. Safe for adults.
- Machine wash: Warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Medium heat
- Do not dryclean
- Made in Nicaragua
- Adult Sizing
- High quality print surface

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