Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Unleash Your Inner Wit with the Ultimate Retro Wolf Moon Sarcastic Tee
When it comes to blending nostalgia with modern humor, the This Is Some Boo Sheet Retro Distressed Howling Wolf Moon T-Shirt stands out as a masterpiece of satirical fashion. This design isn’t just about the visual—it’s about a specific mood. By taking the legendary “wolf moon” aesthetic that dominated the pop culture landscape for decades and infusing it with a clever, spooky pun, this shirt creates a unique vibe that is both ironic and stylish. The “Boo Sheet” phrase is a perfect play on words, catering to those who have a dry sense of humor and a love for the Halloween season. This Is Some Boo Sheet Retro Distressed Howling Wolf Moon T-Shirt captures that feeling of being slightly over the “spooky” commercialism while still wanting to participate in the fun with a wink and a nod to the past. It’s for the person who appreciates the wild, untamed energy of a howling wolf but prefers to express it through a lens of witty cynicism.
Key Features:
- Authentic Retro Vibe: The distressed print effect gives this shirt a genuine vintage look, mimicking the prized finds you’d discover in a classic thrift shop.
- Superior Comfort: Crafted from a soft blend of high-quality materials, this tee ensures all-day breathability and a cozy fit for any occasion.
- High-End Construction: Made with premium cotton, the fabric feels substantial yet gentle against the skin, maintaining its shape through countless wears.
- Durable Graphic Print: The intricate design is applied using advanced techniques to ensure the “howling wolf” and sarcastic text remain vibrant and resistant to cracking.
One of the greatest strengths of this funny Halloween tee is its incredible versatility. While it shines during the month of October, the vintage wolf moon design is timeless enough to be worn year-round. It serves as an excellent conversation starter at casual hangouts, music festivals, or even just during a grocery run. The distressed aesthetic pairs effortlessly with a wide range of styles; tuck it into high-waisted jeans for a 90s-inspired look, or layer it under a distressed denim jacket to lean into the grunge aesthetic. Because it is made with a soft blend and premium cotton, it provides the kind of comfort that makes it your go-to choice for lounging at home or heading out for a night with friends. This sarcastic graphic shirt is designed for those who value individuality and aren’t afraid to let their clothing speak for their personality.
Maintaining the high quality of your garment is simple and straightforward. To keep the distressed artwork looking its best, we recommend turning the shirt inside out before placing it in the washing machine. Use cold water and a mild detergent to preserve the fibers of the premium cotton and the integrity of the print. When it comes to drying, a low-tumble setting or air-drying is ideal to prevent any shrinkage and to keep the soft blend feeling as plush as the day you bought it. By following these easy care instructions, you ensure that your shirt remains a staple in your wardrobe for years to come, allowing the humor and the style to age gracefully along with the retro design.
In conclusion, this t-shirt is the perfect intersection of comfort, quality, and sharp-witted humor. It honors the classic “three wolf moon” tradition while carving out its own identity through clever wordplay and a distressed, lived-in feel. Whether you are buying it for yourself or as a gift for someone who appreciates a good pun, the This Is Some Boo Sheet Retro Distressed Howling Wolf Moon T-Shirt is a statement piece that never goes out of style. It offers a way to celebrate the spooky and the sarcastic simultaneously, ensuring you look great while sharing a laugh with everyone who catches the joke.

About The Product
About The Product
The Gildan 5000 heavy cotton tee is a dependable classic made for everyday wear and custom printing. Its 100% cotton fabric is tightly knit to give designs sharper detail and long-lasting color. The seamless body eliminates side seams for a smoother fit.
Key Features
Stabilizes back seams to prevent stretching.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & looks better.
Highly elastic collar retains shape without seams.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: Poly blends.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
Origin & Safety
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets US/EU safety standards
- Unisex Sizing (Adult)
About The Product
The Gildan Heavy Blend™ hoodie, made from a soft cotton-poly blend, provides warmth and durability. Its unisex fit offers everyday versatility, with ribbed cuffs and hem to keep the shape intact. A large front pocket adds convenience, while the double-lined hood with matching drawcord gives it a clean, cohesive look. Trusted for custom printing and casual wear.
Key Features
Strong, smooth fabric perfect for printing. Heather Sport colors are 40/60 blend.
Adjustable double-lined hood with self-colored woven cord.
Kangaroo pouch pocket always keeps your hands warm.
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, reducing fabric waste.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Low heat
- Do not dryclean
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Bangladesh
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- High quality DTG & DTF printing methods
About The Product
The Gildan 18000 sweatshirt is a unisex heavy blend crewneck made from a 50/50 cotton-polyester fabric, combining softness with lasting durability. Its smooth surface supports crisp, vibrant prints. The ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs help it keep its shape over time. A seamless body design reduces irritation and adds to overall comfort.
– The White color variant may appear off-white due to fabric properties.
– Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.
Key Features
Heavy blend fabric combines softness with durability.
Highly elastic collar helps retain shape, with seam.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & makes garment more attractive.
Helps sleeves stay in place and maintain shape.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
- Bleach as needed (non-chlorine)
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- Embroidery & DTG printing friendly
About The Product
This must-have unisex jersey tank top fits like a well-loved favorite. High quality print makes it an ultimate statement shirt for years to come. This item has side seams to provide structural support. All bindings are the same fabric as the rest of the tank. Depending on the color, cotton, polyester, or rayon can appear.
Key Features
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment’s shape longer and give structural support.
Bindings are made from the same fabric as the body of the garment for a polished look.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: 52/48 blend. Tri-blends: 50% Poly, 25% Cotton, 25% Rayon.
Meets flammability requirements. Safe for adults.
- Machine wash: Warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Medium heat
- Do not dryclean
- Made in Nicaragua
- Adult Sizing
- High quality print surface

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