Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
The Ultimate Social Escape: Why Every Feline Lover Needs This Hilarious Tee
We’ve all been there—the social invitation lands in your inbox or a text pings on your phone, but your couch, a cozy blanket, and a purring companion sound infinitely more appealing than a crowded room. This design taps into that deeply relatable sentiment of modern introversion and feline obsession. It’s more than just a piece of clothing; it’s a bold lifestyle statement for those who find genuine solace in the company of their pets. Choosing the Sorry I Cant… I Have Plans With My Cat Funny T-Shirt isn’t just about fashion; it’s about setting boundaries with a touch of wit and a whole lot of heart. It celebrates the unique, unspoken bond between humans and their cats, acknowledging that sometimes, a quiet night in with a kitty is the most productive and soul-charging plan one can have. This merch tee idea perfectly captures the dry humor shared by cat parents everywhere who understand that “plans” can definitely involve a laser pointer, a feather wand, and a long afternoon nap together. In a world that constantly demands our attention, this design gives you the perfect, humorous “out” while honoring your favorite four-legged roommate.

When you slip into this feline enthusiast apparel, you’re not just wearing a joke; you’re embracing a high-quality garment designed for maximum comfort during those very “plans” you’re bragging about. Whether you’re actually staying home to binge-watch a series with your pet or heading out to run essential errands, the construction of this tee ensures you stay relaxed throughout the day. Crafted from a premium cotton or a soft blend, the fabric feels incredibly gentle against the skin, making it the ideal choice for long lounging sessions. It’s built to withstand the rigors of daily wear and frequent washing without losing its shape or the crisp vibrancy of the print. As a prime example of introvert humor clothing, this shirt serves as a polite and funny “no thanks” to the outside world, allowing you to express your personality without having to say a single word. The fit is versatile and flattering, offering a modern silhouette that looks great on everyone, from dedicated cat moms to proud cat dads. It strikes the perfect balance between casual streetwear style and cheeky, relatable commentary on the joy of pet ownership.
Product Highlights:
- Exceptional Comfort: Tailored with a soft blend of high-quality materials that feel luxurious and breathable against the skin for all-day wear.
- Durable Construction: Features reinforced stitching and premium cotton to ensure longevity, maintaining its fit and feel through every wash and wear cycle.
- Relatable Humor: A witty and charming design that resonates deeply with pet owners, introverts, and anyone who prefers paws over people.
- Versatile Gifting: An excellent cat lover gift idea for birthdays, holidays, or “just because” moments for the person in your life who is obsessed with their kitten.
Don’t let your wardrobe be boring when it can be a direct reflection of your true priorities and your sense of humor. Whether you are treating yourself to a new favorite loungewear piece or looking for the perfect present for a friend who consistently prefers their cat’s company to a night on the town, this tee is a guaranteed hit. It combines effortless style, long-lasting comfort, and a universally relatable message into one must-have item for any pet parent’s collection. Embrace your inner homebody, celebrate your feline friendship, and let the world know exactly where your loyalties truly lie. It is time to upgrade your casual wear with a message that speaks the truth. Add the Sorry I Cant… I Have Plans With My Cat Funny T-Shirt to your cart today and start making those very important plans—with your cat, of course.
About The Product
About The Product
The Gildan 5000 heavy cotton tee is a dependable classic made for everyday wear and custom printing. Its 100% cotton fabric is tightly knit to give designs sharper detail and long-lasting color. The seamless body eliminates side seams for a smoother fit.
Key Features
Stabilizes back seams to prevent stretching.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & looks better.
Highly elastic collar retains shape without seams.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: Poly blends.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
Origin & Safety
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets US/EU safety standards
- Unisex Sizing (Adult)
About The Product
The Gildan Heavy Blend™ hoodie, made from a soft cotton-poly blend, provides warmth and durability. Its unisex fit offers everyday versatility, with ribbed cuffs and hem to keep the shape intact. A large front pocket adds convenience, while the double-lined hood with matching drawcord gives it a clean, cohesive look. Trusted for custom printing and casual wear.
Key Features
Strong, smooth fabric perfect for printing. Heather Sport colors are 40/60 blend.
Adjustable double-lined hood with self-colored woven cord.
Kangaroo pouch pocket always keeps your hands warm.
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, reducing fabric waste.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Low heat
- Do not dryclean
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Bangladesh
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- High quality DTG & DTF printing methods
About The Product
The Gildan 18000 sweatshirt is a unisex heavy blend crewneck made from a 50/50 cotton-polyester fabric, combining softness with lasting durability. Its smooth surface supports crisp, vibrant prints. The ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs help it keep its shape over time. A seamless body design reduces irritation and adds to overall comfort.
– The White color variant may appear off-white due to fabric properties.
– Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.
Key Features
Heavy blend fabric combines softness with durability.
Highly elastic collar helps retain shape, with seam.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & makes garment more attractive.
Helps sleeves stay in place and maintain shape.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
- Bleach as needed (non-chlorine)
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- Embroidery & DTG printing friendly
About The Product
This must-have unisex jersey tank top fits like a well-loved favorite. High quality print makes it an ultimate statement shirt for years to come. This item has side seams to provide structural support. All bindings are the same fabric as the rest of the tank. Depending on the color, cotton, polyester, or rayon can appear.
Key Features
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment’s shape longer and give structural support.
Bindings are made from the same fabric as the body of the garment for a polished look.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: 52/48 blend. Tri-blends: 50% Poly, 25% Cotton, 25% Rayon.
Meets flammability requirements. Safe for adults.
- Machine wash: Warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Medium heat
- Do not dryclean
- Made in Nicaragua
- Adult Sizing
- High quality print surface

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