Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Cultivate Smiles with the Ultimate ‘Sometimes I Wet My Plants’ Gardening Tee
Every gardener knows that the relationship between a person and their greenery is one of constant nurturing, occasional frustration, and a healthy dose of humor. The Sometimes I Wet My Plants Funny Gardening T-Shirt perfectly captures this playful spirit. This design isn’t just about the act of watering; it’s a self-aware nod to the obsession that comes with being a dedicated plant parent. Whether you are a seasoned horticulturalist or a hobbyist struggling to keep your succulents alive, this shirt serves as a badge of honor. It transforms a simple chore into a witty double entendre that is sure to elicit chuckles from neighbors over the garden fence. This botanical humor apparel is designed for those who do not take themselves too seriously but take their photosynthesis very seriously. It is the ideal way to showcase your personality while you are out in the dirt, browsing the nursery, or just enjoying a sunny afternoon on the patio.
Key Features:
- Crafted from a soft blend of high-quality fabrics for maximum breathability and comfort during outdoor activities.
- Features a professional-grade graphic print that remains vibrant and crisp even after multiple cycles through the wash.
- Designed with a classic, versatile fit that suits all body types, making it a staple for any casual wardrobe.
- Constructed with premium cotton fibers that provide a lightweight feel, perfect for layering or wearing on its own in the sun.
Beyond the clever wordplay, this novelty plant lover tee is built for the lifestyle of an active gardener. We understand that gardening is a hands-on, often messy endeavor. That is why we have prioritized comfort and durability in our selection of materials. The fabric offers excellent moisture-wicking properties, which is essential during those humid summer mornings spent pruning and planting. This shirt is not just restricted to the backyard, though. Its versatile aesthetic makes it a fantastic choice for casual weekend wear, trips to the local farmers’ market, or even as a relaxed outfit for a coffee date with friends. If you are searching for the perfect garden enthusiast gift, this shirt hits all the right notes of charm and practicality. To ensure your shirt remains as vibrant as your flower beds, we recommend washing it inside out in cold water. Using a mild detergent will help preserve the integrity of the design, ensuring the pun stays sharp for many seasons to come. Tumble dry on a low setting or, even better, hang it out to dry in the fresh air to keep that premium cotton feel soft against your skin. It is a durable piece that withstands the rigors of outdoor life while maintaining the cozy comfort of a well-loved favorite.
In the world of horticulture, a little laughter goes a long way in making the hard work feel like play. The Sometimes I Wet My Plants Funny Gardening T-Shirt is more than just a piece of clothing; it is a celebration of the joy and absurdity found in the garden. It connects a community of growers who understand the specific satisfaction of a well-watered soil bed and a flourishing garden. Whether you are buying it for yourself or as a thoughtful gesture for a fellow green thumb, this shirt is guaranteed to grow on you. Embrace the pun, celebrate your passion, and let everyone know that when it comes to your garden, you are always ready to get your hands dirty and your plants wet with the Sometimes I Wet My Plants Funny Gardening T-Shirt.

About The Product
About The Product
The Gildan 5000 heavy cotton tee is a dependable classic made for everyday wear and custom printing. Its 100% cotton fabric is tightly knit to give designs sharper detail and long-lasting color. The seamless body eliminates side seams for a smoother fit.
Key Features
Stabilizes back seams to prevent stretching.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & looks better.
Highly elastic collar retains shape without seams.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: Poly blends.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
Origin & Safety
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets US/EU safety standards
- Unisex Sizing (Adult)
About The Product
The Gildan Heavy Blend™ hoodie, made from a soft cotton-poly blend, provides warmth and durability. Its unisex fit offers everyday versatility, with ribbed cuffs and hem to keep the shape intact. A large front pocket adds convenience, while the double-lined hood with matching drawcord gives it a clean, cohesive look. Trusted for custom printing and casual wear.
Key Features
Strong, smooth fabric perfect for printing. Heather Sport colors are 40/60 blend.
Adjustable double-lined hood with self-colored woven cord.
Kangaroo pouch pocket always keeps your hands warm.
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, reducing fabric waste.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Low heat
- Do not dryclean
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Bangladesh
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- High quality DTG & DTF printing methods
About The Product
The Gildan 18000 sweatshirt is a unisex heavy blend crewneck made from a 50/50 cotton-polyester fabric, combining softness with lasting durability. Its smooth surface supports crisp, vibrant prints. The ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs help it keep its shape over time. A seamless body design reduces irritation and adds to overall comfort.
– The White color variant may appear off-white due to fabric properties.
– Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.
Key Features
Heavy blend fabric combines softness with durability.
Highly elastic collar helps retain shape, with seam.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & makes garment more attractive.
Helps sleeves stay in place and maintain shape.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
- Bleach as needed (non-chlorine)
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- Embroidery & DTG printing friendly
About The Product
This must-have unisex jersey tank top fits like a well-loved favorite. High quality print makes it an ultimate statement shirt for years to come. This item has side seams to provide structural support. All bindings are the same fabric as the rest of the tank. Depending on the color, cotton, polyester, or rayon can appear.
Key Features
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment’s shape longer and give structural support.
Bindings are made from the same fabric as the body of the garment for a polished look.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: 52/48 blend. Tri-blends: 50% Poly, 25% Cotton, 25% Rayon.
Meets flammability requirements. Safe for adults.
- Machine wash: Warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Medium heat
- Do not dryclean
- Made in Nicaragua
- Adult Sizing
- High quality print surface

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