Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Ride Into Spooky Season With Style: The Ultimate Low-Effort Western Look
Halloween has evolved into a holiday where creativity often clashes with the desire for convenience. For those who find joy in the understated, the “anti-costume” has become a powerful fashion statement. The Pretend Im A Cowboy Vintage Distressed T-Shirt perfectly encapsulates this modern sentiment. It speaks to the rebel who wants to participate in the festivities without the constraints of a full-body polyester suit. The “distressed” element adds an authentic, rugged character to the piece, suggesting a history of adventures on the open range—even if your actual “range” is just the local neighborhood bar. This design is about the humor of the “low-effort” vibe, making it a conversation starter that breaks the ice instantly. It’s a witty, self-deprecating take on the classic cowboy archetype, brought to life through a vintage aesthetic that looks as good as it feels. Whether you are leaning into the irony of a last-minute outfit or you simply appreciate a minimalist approach to holiday attire, this shirt bridges the gap between festive fun and daily wearability.
When you slip into this shirt, you’ll immediately notice the difference that high-end craftsmanship makes. We’ve moved away from the itchy, stiff fabrics typical of seasonal wear, opting instead for a premium cotton and soft blend that feels like a second skin. This Funny Halloween Tee Outfit is designed to be your go-to garment, offering durability that stands up to the rigors of daily life. The fabric is treated to maintain its integrity, ensuring the minimalist Halloween look stays sharp and clear through every season. The breathability of the soft blend ensures that you remain comfortable whether you’re out on a crisp autumn evening or enjoying an indoor gathering. It’s a garment that respects the heritage of the Western-themed costume while modernizing it for the contemporary wardrobe. By focusing on a timeless fit and superior texture, we’ve created a piece that isn’t just for October 31st—it’s a year-round testament to your unique sense of humor and style. The distressed graphic is applied with precision, ensuring it won’t peel or fade after a few turns in the laundry, allowing you to “pretend” for years to come.
Product Highlights:
- High-quality distressed print for an authentic, vintage aesthetic that never goes out of style.
- Constructed from premium cotton and a soft blend for maximum breathability and all-day comfort.
- A versatile, minimalist Halloween look that serves as a complete costume or a casual everyday staple.
- Modern unisex fit designed to flatter all body types while maintaining a relaxed, easy-going silhouette.
Don’t settle for a costume you’ll only wear once and then banish to the back of your closet. Choose a piece that reflects your personality and your preference for high-quality, humorous apparel. This Western-themed costume alternative is the ideal choice for those who want to participate in the festivities without the fuss. It makes a fantastic gift for the sarcasm-loving friend in your life or a treat for yourself to celebrate the spooky season in style. The clever phrasing and rugged look ensure you’ll stand out by blending in, proving that sometimes the best outfit is the one that doesn’t try too hard. Grab your Pretend Im A Cowboy Vintage Distressed T-Shirt today and ride off into the sunset with the perfect mix of comfort and comedy.
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