Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Unleash Your Inner Spiritual Warrior with This Bold Pastor Novelty Tee

Ministry isn’t just about Sunday mornings and quiet reflection; it’s a high-stakes journey that requires a certain level of grit, humor, and unwavering faith. If you have ever felt like your role behind the pulpit involves more tactical maneuvers and spiritual agility than a typical office job, the Pastor Because Hardcore Devil Stomping Ninja Isnt An Official Job Title Distressed T-Shirt is designed specifically for you. This shirt captures the essence of modern leadership within the church—a unique blend of humble service and the fierce heart of a warrior. It speaks to the reality that being a pastor is about standing on the front lines of spiritual warfare, even if the “official” title sounds a bit more traditional. This design is a nod to the tireless energy and the ninja-like resilience required to navigate the complexities of faith, making it the perfect statement piece for those who lead with passion and a sharp sense of humor.
Beyond the clever message, we understand that a spiritual leader needs gear that can withstand the demands of a busy, multifaceted schedule. This shirt is crafted from premium cotton, ensuring that you stay comfortable whether you are preparing a deep theological sermon, visiting congregants in need, or leading a high-energy youth group activity. The soft blend of the fabric provides a gentle touch against the skin, making it an ideal choice for all-day wear during retreats or community outreach events. We’ve prioritized a lightweight yet durable construction that maintains its shape and integrity wash after wash. The distressed aesthetic adds a rugged, lived-in feel that mirrors the resilience of a dedicated minister, ensuring you look as good as you feel while carrying out your mission in the world.
Why This Design Rocks:
- A perfect piece of Christian novelty apparel for leaders who don’t take themselves too seriously but take their divine calling very seriously.
- An excellent spiritual warfare gift for the pastor in your life who fights the good fight with every ounce of their being and a smile on their face.
- This funny ministry shirt serves as a fantastic icebreaker, bridging the gap between the sacred and the everyday with a touch of relatable wit.
- High-quality print on a religious graphic tee ensures the message stays bold and clear, reflecting a vibrant, active, and modern faith.
Styling Tips:
When it comes to styling this unique piece, versatility is the name of the game. For a relaxed, weekday look at the church office or a casual coffee shop meeting, pair it with your favorite dark-wash denim and a pair of clean leather boots. If you’re heading to a more active church event, a summer camp, or a casual retreat, it looks fantastic under a rugged flannel shirt or a lightweight bomber jacket. The vintage, distressed look of the typography allows it to blend seamlessly with various layers, giving you a modern, approachable vibe that resonates with people of all ages. Whether tucked in for a slightly tidier appearance or worn loose for maximum comfort during a busy Saturday service project, this tee adapts to your personal style while keeping your unique sense of humor front and center.
At the end of the day, ministry is about more than just a name on an office door or a title on a business card; it’s about the heart of a servant and the spirit of a warrior. Embracing the Pastor Because Hardcore Devil Stomping Ninja Isnt An Official Job Title Distressed T-Shirt allows you to showcase that dual identity with pride and a wink. It serves as a daily reminder that while the world might see a traditional leader, there is a “ninja” spirit working tirelessly behind the scenes for the kingdom. Wear it as a badge of honor, a conversation starter in your community, and a testament to the adventurous and often humorous life of faith you’ve chosen to lead.
About The Product
About The Product
The Gildan 5000 heavy cotton tee is a dependable classic made for everyday wear and custom printing. Its 100% cotton fabric is tightly knit to give designs sharper detail and long-lasting color. The seamless body eliminates side seams for a smoother fit.
Key Features
Stabilizes back seams to prevent stretching.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & looks better.
Highly elastic collar retains shape without seams.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: Poly blends.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
Origin & Safety
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets US/EU safety standards
- Unisex Sizing (Adult)
About The Product
The Gildan Heavy Blend™ hoodie, made from a soft cotton-poly blend, provides warmth and durability. Its unisex fit offers everyday versatility, with ribbed cuffs and hem to keep the shape intact. A large front pocket adds convenience, while the double-lined hood with matching drawcord gives it a clean, cohesive look. Trusted for custom printing and casual wear.
Key Features
Strong, smooth fabric perfect for printing. Heather Sport colors are 40/60 blend.
Adjustable double-lined hood with self-colored woven cord.
Kangaroo pouch pocket always keeps your hands warm.
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, reducing fabric waste.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Low heat
- Do not dryclean
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Bangladesh
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- High quality DTG & DTF printing methods
About The Product
The Gildan 18000 sweatshirt is a unisex heavy blend crewneck made from a 50/50 cotton-polyester fabric, combining softness with lasting durability. Its smooth surface supports crisp, vibrant prints. The ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs help it keep its shape over time. A seamless body design reduces irritation and adds to overall comfort.
– The White color variant may appear off-white due to fabric properties.
– Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.
Key Features
Heavy blend fabric combines softness with durability.
Highly elastic collar helps retain shape, with seam.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & makes garment more attractive.
Helps sleeves stay in place and maintain shape.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
- Bleach as needed (non-chlorine)
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- Embroidery & DTG printing friendly
About The Product
This must-have unisex jersey tank top fits like a well-loved favorite. High quality print makes it an ultimate statement shirt for years to come. This item has side seams to provide structural support. All bindings are the same fabric as the rest of the tank. Depending on the color, cotton, polyester, or rayon can appear.
Key Features
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment’s shape longer and give structural support.
Bindings are made from the same fabric as the body of the garment for a polished look.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: 52/48 blend. Tri-blends: 50% Poly, 25% Cotton, 25% Rayon.
Meets flammability requirements. Safe for adults.
- Machine wash: Warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Medium heat
- Do not dryclean
- Made in Nicaragua
- Adult Sizing
- High quality print surface

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