Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
The Ultimate Statement Piece for the Fearless Aerialist
In the world of fitness and self-expression, few disciplines require as much raw strength, flexibility, and sheer guts as pole dancing. It is a sport that turns the world on its head—literally. This “Never Mess With A Woman Who Hangs Upside Down For Fun” Pole Dance T-Shirt Novelty Tee is more than just a piece of casual wear; it is a bold declaration of the wearer’s physical prowess and playful spirit. The humor behind the design speaks to the hidden intensity of the aerial arts. While the world sees grace and fluid movement, the dancer knows the reality of bruised shins, sore lats, and the incredible mental focus required to hold a pose while inverted. Wearing this tee is a way to signal to the world that you possess a level of core strength and determination that most people can only dream of, wrapped in a witty package that keeps the vibe light and approachable.
Key Features:
- Crafted from premium cotton that offers superior breathability and comfort for all-day wear.
- Features a high-quality, vibrant print designed to withstand the rigors of frequent washing without fading.
- Constructed with a soft blend of materials that feels gentle against the skin, perfect for post-workout relaxation.
- Reinforced stitching along the seams ensures long-lasting durability for an active, on-the-go lifestyle.
Versatility is at the heart of this design. While it serves as excellent aerial fitness apparel, its utility extends far beyond the studio walls. You can easily pair this top with your favorite high-waisted leggings for a focused training session or throw it on with distressed jeans and sneakers for a relaxed weekend look. The fit is designed to be flattering yet functional, allowing for a full range of motion whether you are practicing your inversions or just grabbing a coffee with friends. For those looking for the perfect pole dancing gift, this tee hits all the right notes of empowerment and workout humor. To keep this garment looking its best, we recommend washing it inside out in cold water. Using a mild detergent and opting for a low-heat tumble dry or air-drying will help maintain the integrity of the premium cotton and keep the graphic looking sharp for years to come. It’s a durable addition to any wardrobe that celebrates the unique culture of the vertical dance community.
Ultimately, this shirt is about celebrating the community of women who find their power in the air. It honors the dedication it takes to master the pole and the sense of humor required to enjoy the journey. Whether you are a seasoned professional or a beginner just finding your grip, this garment connects you to a global sisterhood of athletes who aren’t afraid to challenge gravity. Show off your personality and your passion with a design that is as tough and resilient as you are. Don’t hesitate to treat yourself or a friend to this iconic Pole Dance T-Shirt Novelty Tee and wear your strength with pride.
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