Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Elevate Your Geek Chic: The Nacho Average Techie Retro T-Shirt

In the fast-paced world of technology, where code is king and innovation never sleeps, it is easy to get lost in the sea of standard corporate attire. However, true experts know that personality is just as important as technical proficiency. This is where the Nacho Average Techie Retro T-Shirt comes into play. It isn’t just a piece of clothing; it’s a manifesto for those who excel in their craft while maintaining a sharp sense of humor. The clever pun plays on the “not your average” trope, signaling to colleagues and friends alike that you possess a unique set of skills and a personality that stands out from the crowd. Whether you are debugging complex systems or attending a casual meetup, this shirt bridges the gap between professional expertise and approachable wit. It captures that specific subculture of intelligence mixed with a laid-back attitude that defines the modern digital architect.
When it comes to the construction of this garment, we prioritize comfort as much as you prioritize clean code. Crafted from premium cotton, the fabric offers a breathable experience that remains cool even during high-pressure deadlines. The soft blend ensures that the shirt retains its shape and texture after multiple washes, making it a reliable staple in any modern wardrobe. We understand that a techie’s day can transition from a morning stand-up meeting to an evening gaming session, so we’ve ensured the material provides all-day comfort without sacrificing style. The fabric feels gentle against the skin, providing that lived-in feel from the very first wear, which is essential for anyone who values functionality alongside aesthetic appeal. No more itchy tags or stiff fabrics; just smooth, high-quality material designed for the long haul.
Why This Design Rocks:
- Embrace the perfect blend of geeky humor apparel that showcases your technical prowess with a side of witty puns.
- Features a timeless vintage style tech shirt aesthetic that pairs perfectly with modern gadgets and classic tech setups.
- Makes for an incredible novelty developer gift for the programmer, engineer, or IT professional who appreciates a good laugh.
- Designed for durability and style, ensuring you look sharp whether you are in the server room or at a local coffee shop.
Styling Tips:
Styling this piece is incredibly versatile, making it a go-to choice for various occasions. For a classic office look, pair it with well-fitted dark denim and a pair of minimalist white sneakers. If you’re heading into a more formal environment but want to keep your tech identity intact, try layering it under a structured navy blazer or a casual bomber jacket. The retro aesthetic complements a wide range of outerwear, from rugged flannel shirts to sleek hoodies. For those who prefer a more relaxed vibe, it works exceptionally well with cargo shorts or joggers for those late-night hackathons. Accessories like a smart watch or a technical backpack further enhance the programmer street style, ensuring your outfit is cohesive and intentional. No matter how you choose to wear it, the design remains the focal point of your outfit, radiating confidence and intelligence.
Ultimately, the tech world is about more than just hardware and software; it’s about the culture and the people who drive it forward. By choosing the Nacho Average Techie Retro T-Shirt, you are celebrating that culture in a way that is both fun and fashionable. It serves as a conversation starter and a badge of honor for anyone who prides themselves on being a bit different. Don’t settle for boring, generic gear when you can represent your niche with such flair. Invest in a piece that reflects your intelligence and your sense of fun, ensuring that everyone knows you are truly a Nacho Average Techie Retro T-Shirt wearer who knows how to balance work and play perfectly.
About The Product
About The Product
The Gildan 5000 heavy cotton tee is a dependable classic made for everyday wear and custom printing. Its 100% cotton fabric is tightly knit to give designs sharper detail and long-lasting color. The seamless body eliminates side seams for a smoother fit.
Key Features
Stabilizes back seams to prevent stretching.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & looks better.
Highly elastic collar retains shape without seams.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: Poly blends.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
Origin & Safety
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets US/EU safety standards
- Unisex Sizing (Adult)
About The Product
The Gildan Heavy Blend™ hoodie, made from a soft cotton-poly blend, provides warmth and durability. Its unisex fit offers everyday versatility, with ribbed cuffs and hem to keep the shape intact. A large front pocket adds convenience, while the double-lined hood with matching drawcord gives it a clean, cohesive look. Trusted for custom printing and casual wear.
Key Features
Strong, smooth fabric perfect for printing. Heather Sport colors are 40/60 blend.
Adjustable double-lined hood with self-colored woven cord.
Kangaroo pouch pocket always keeps your hands warm.
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, reducing fabric waste.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Low heat
- Do not dryclean
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Bangladesh
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- High quality DTG & DTF printing methods
About The Product
The Gildan 18000 sweatshirt is a unisex heavy blend crewneck made from a 50/50 cotton-polyester fabric, combining softness with lasting durability. Its smooth surface supports crisp, vibrant prints. The ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs help it keep its shape over time. A seamless body design reduces irritation and adds to overall comfort.
– The White color variant may appear off-white due to fabric properties.
– Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.
Key Features
Heavy blend fabric combines softness with durability.
Highly elastic collar helps retain shape, with seam.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & makes garment more attractive.
Helps sleeves stay in place and maintain shape.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
- Bleach as needed (non-chlorine)
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- Embroidery & DTG printing friendly
About The Product
This must-have unisex jersey tank top fits like a well-loved favorite. High quality print makes it an ultimate statement shirt for years to come. This item has side seams to provide structural support. All bindings are the same fabric as the rest of the tank. Depending on the color, cotton, polyester, or rayon can appear.
Key Features
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment’s shape longer and give structural support.
Bindings are made from the same fabric as the body of the garment for a polished look.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: 52/48 blend. Tri-blends: 50% Poly, 25% Cotton, 25% Rayon.
Meets flammability requirements. Safe for adults.
- Machine wash: Warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Medium heat
- Do not dryclean
- Made in Nicaragua
- Adult Sizing
- High quality print surface

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