Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Embrace Self-Deprecating Humor with the My Stomach Is Flat The L Is Silent Funny Vintage T-Shirt
In the world of high-fashion and fitness obsession, there is something incredibly refreshing about a piece of clothing that keeps things real. The My Stomach Is Flat The L Is Silent Funny Vintage T-Shirt is more than just a piece of apparel; it is a witty celebration of the human condition and our collective love for snacks over squats. This design taps into the zeitgeist of self-deprecating humor, offering a clever play on words that resonates with anyone who prefers a hearty brunch over a grueling cardio session. By leaning into the “silent L” pun, this tee transforms a common insecurity into a badge of honor, making it a must-have for those who value wit and authenticity in their daily wardrobe. It’s a bold statement that says you are comfortable in your own skin, even if that skin is currently housing a few extra tacos.
Key Features:
- Constructed from premium cotton for exceptional breathability and all-day comfort.
- Features a high-definition, durable print that maintains its clarity and color after many cycles in the wash.
- Designed with a soft blend of fibers to provide that coveted, lived-in feel from the very first wear.
- Classic unisex silhouette that offers a flattering fit for all body types, serving as a versatile graphic tee top.
Beyond the clever wordplay, this top is designed for maximum versatility and longevity. Whether you are heading out for a casual lunch with friends or simply lounging at home, the relaxed fit ensures you stay comfortable throughout the day. This sarcastic graphic tee pairs effortlessly with your favorite denim jeans, cargo shorts, or even a cozy pair of joggers for a truly laid-back look. When it comes to maintaining the integrity of the design, we recommend washing the garment inside out in cold water. This simple step helps preserve the vibrancy of the print and the integrity of the fabric. Because this shirt is designed with a retro humor apparel aesthetic, it naturally complements layers like flannel shirts or distressed denim jackets, allowing you to transition through the seasons while keeping your sense of humor intact.
Furthermore, the relatability of this witty statement shirt makes it an exceptional gift choice for the holidays, birthdays, or “just because” moments. We all have that one friend or family member who is the first to crack a joke about their fitness journey—or lack thereof. This top serves as a hilarious nod to their personality, ensuring they stand out in any crowd with a relatable fashion choice. The vintage-inspired typography and layout give it a classic feel that doesn’t try too hard, perfectly mirroring the effortless vibe of the message itself. It is a piece that invites smiles, starts conversations, and reminds everyone not to take life—or their waistlines—too seriously. In an age of filtered photos and curated lifestyles, wearing something this honest is a breath of fresh air.
Ultimately, this graphic tee top is about embracing who you are with a wink and a smile. It rejects the pressure of perfection in favor of a good laugh, making it a standout addition to any collection of humorous clothing. If you are looking for a way to express your personality while staying incredibly comfortable, the My Stomach Is Flat The L Is Silent Funny Vintage T-Shirt is the perfect solution for your casual attire needs. It’s a timeless piece of comedy you can wear, proving that style and a sense of humor go hand in hand.

About The Product
About The Product
The Gildan 5000 heavy cotton tee is a dependable classic made for everyday wear and custom printing. Its 100% cotton fabric is tightly knit to give designs sharper detail and long-lasting color. The seamless body eliminates side seams for a smoother fit.
Key Features
Stabilizes back seams to prevent stretching.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & looks better.
Highly elastic collar retains shape without seams.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: Poly blends.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
Origin & Safety
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets US/EU safety standards
- Unisex Sizing (Adult)
About The Product
The Gildan Heavy Blend™ hoodie, made from a soft cotton-poly blend, provides warmth and durability. Its unisex fit offers everyday versatility, with ribbed cuffs and hem to keep the shape intact. A large front pocket adds convenience, while the double-lined hood with matching drawcord gives it a clean, cohesive look. Trusted for custom printing and casual wear.
Key Features
Strong, smooth fabric perfect for printing. Heather Sport colors are 40/60 blend.
Adjustable double-lined hood with self-colored woven cord.
Kangaroo pouch pocket always keeps your hands warm.
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, reducing fabric waste.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Low heat
- Do not dryclean
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Bangladesh
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- High quality DTG & DTF printing methods
About The Product
The Gildan 18000 sweatshirt is a unisex heavy blend crewneck made from a 50/50 cotton-polyester fabric, combining softness with lasting durability. Its smooth surface supports crisp, vibrant prints. The ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs help it keep its shape over time. A seamless body design reduces irritation and adds to overall comfort.
– The White color variant may appear off-white due to fabric properties.
– Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.
Key Features
Heavy blend fabric combines softness with durability.
Highly elastic collar helps retain shape, with seam.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & makes garment more attractive.
Helps sleeves stay in place and maintain shape.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
- Bleach as needed (non-chlorine)
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- Embroidery & DTG printing friendly
About The Product
This must-have unisex jersey tank top fits like a well-loved favorite. High quality print makes it an ultimate statement shirt for years to come. This item has side seams to provide structural support. All bindings are the same fabric as the rest of the tank. Depending on the color, cotton, polyester, or rayon can appear.
Key Features
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment’s shape longer and give structural support.
Bindings are made from the same fabric as the body of the garment for a polished look.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: 52/48 blend. Tri-blends: 50% Poly, 25% Cotton, 25% Rayon.
Meets flammability requirements. Safe for adults.
- Machine wash: Warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Medium heat
- Do not dryclean
- Made in Nicaragua
- Adult Sizing
- High quality print surface

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