Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
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| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
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| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Celebrate the Homestead Life with the Local Egg Dealer Vintage T-Shirt
There is a specific kind of pride that comes with being the person in the neighborhood who always has a fresh carton of eggs ready to go. It is a culture built on sunrise chores, the rhythmic clucking of a healthy flock, and the satisfaction of cracked shells revealing deep orange yolks. If you have ever found yourself bartering your backyard bounty for a neighbor’s garden surplus or simply enjoying the “underground” economy of the poultry world, then the Local Egg Dealer Vintage T-Shirt is your unofficial uniform. This design taps into the playful humor of the modern homesteading movement, transforming the simple act of raising chickens into a badge of honor. It is not just about the eggs; it is about the lifestyle of self-sufficiency and the lighthearted joy that comes with being a dedicated chicken enthusiast in a fast-paced world.
When you pull this shirt on, you are wearing more than just a piece of homesteading apparel; you are embracing a vintage farm aesthetic that feels like a well-loved favorite from the very first wear. The design philosophy behind this piece is rooted in nostalgia, evoking the classic advertisements of mid-century agricultural life while adding a witty, contemporary twist. We understand that life on the farm—or even in a suburban backyard—demands clothing that can keep up with the physical toll of the day. That is why this tee is crafted from a soft blend of high-quality fibers that offer both breathability and resilience. The use of premium cotton ensures that the fabric remains gentle against the skin, whether you are hauling feed bags, cleaning out the nesting boxes, or simply heading to the local farmers’ market to show off your personality. It is designed to drape comfortably, providing a relaxed fit that allows for a full range of motion without feeling bulky or restrictive.
Beyond the physical comfort, this tee serves as a fantastic conversation starter. As a funny chicken lover gift, it resonates with anyone who has ever named their hens or spent hours watching “chicken TV” in the backyard. The durability of the construction means that the graphic stays bold and the fabric maintains its shape through countless cycles in the wash, making it a reliable staple for any backyard poultry enthusiast. It bridges the gap between functional workwear and stylish casual attire, looking just as good under a pair of denim overalls as it does paired with your favorite jeans for a weekend outing. The understated charm of the vintage-inspired print ensures it never goes out of style, much like the timeless tradition of keeping a few birds in the yard.
Product Highlights:
- Crafted from a soft blend of materials for a luxurious, lived-in feel that lasts all day.
- Features a breathable premium cotton construction, perfect for temperature regulation during outdoor activities.
- Designed with a classic vintage farm aesthetic that appeals to hobbyists and professional farmers alike.
- Constructed with reinforced stitching to ensure long-lasting wear for the active backyard poultry enthusiast.
Whether you are treating yourself or looking for the perfect surprise for the gardener or hobby farmer in your life, this shirt is a guaranteed hit. It captures the essence of rural humor and the rewarding nature of the “egg-dealing” business. Join the ranks of the most reliable suppliers in town and let everyone know exactly where the best breakfast ingredients come from. Don’t wait for the next harvest to upgrade your wardrobe; add the Local Egg Dealer Vintage T-Shirt to your collection today and wear your passion for poultry with pride!
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