Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Elevate Your Morning Ritual with the Instant Human Just Add Coffee Vintage Distressed T-Shirt
We’ve all been there—that hazy, pre-caffeine state where the world feels a bit too loud and the brain functions at a snail’s pace. The Instant Human Just Add Coffee Vintage Distressed T-Shirt perfectly captures this universal transition from a caffeine-deprived shadow of a person to a fully functional member of society. This design isn’t just about a beverage; it’s a tribute to the morning ritual that grounds us. The weathered, distressed aesthetic mirrors that “just rolled out of bed” vibe, making it the ultimate statement piece for anyone who refuses to engage in small talk until the first cup is drained. It’s a witty nod to the power of a dark roast, blending relatable humor with a retro aesthetic apparel vibe that speaks to the soul of every coffee lover who values a good laugh as much as a good brew. Wearing this shirt tells the world that while you might be standing upright, the “human” part of the equation is still under construction until the caffeine kicks in. It is a badge of honor for the night owls and the early risers alike who find their sanctuary at the bottom of a mug.
Beyond the clever message, this tee is designed for those who prioritize both personality and extreme physical comfort in their casual everyday style. Imagine the feeling of your favorite “broken-in” shirt—the one you reach for every weekend because it feels like a second skin. Crafted from a premium cotton and soft blend, this garment provides a lightweight, breathable feel that only gets better with every wash. It’s more than just a funny graphic tee idea; it’s a durable piece of apparel built to withstand the rigors of a busy lifestyle, from chaotic morning commutes to relaxed Sunday brunches. The vintage distressing is applied with precision, ensuring the graphic looks like a classic treasure found in a high-end boutique rather than something off a generic shelf. The fabric is specifically chosen for its ability to retain shape while offering a relaxed fit that doesn’t cling or restrict movement. We understand that a great shirt needs to survive the laundry cycle just as well as it survives a spilled latte, which is why we emphasize high-quality construction. Whether you’re layering it under a rugged flannel during the colder months or wearing it solo on a warm afternoon, the soft blend fabric moves with you, providing a level of comfort that matches the laid-back energy of the design itself.
Product Highlights:
- Expertly crafted from a soft blend and premium cotton for a luxurious, all-day comfortable feel.
- Features a timeless distressed graphic for an authentic, vintage-inspired look that never goes out of style.
- Reinforced stitching and high-quality printing techniques ensure the design remains vibrant and the fit stays true.
- The perfect versatile silhouette that pairs effortlessly with denim, joggers, or your favorite lounge gear.
Whether you’re searching for the ultimate caffeine enthusiast gift for a friend or looking to upgrade your own wardrobe with some morning person humor, this shirt is a must-have addition. It celebrates the daily grind with a sense of irony and style that resonates with everyone from busy students to tired professionals. Don’t let your morning mood go misunderstood—let your clothing do the talking while you focus on reaching for that next refill. This tee serves as a reminder that we are all a work in progress until that first sip hits our system. Embrace the humor of the daily struggle and secure your Instant Human Just Add Coffee Vintage Distressed T-Shirt today to add a dash of personality and comfort to your everyday rotation.
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