Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Embrace Your Inner Pun Master with the Im A Bit Corny Retro Distressed T-Shirt

There is a certain undeniable charm in leaning into the cheesier side of life, and nothing captures that spirit quite like the Im A Bit Corny Retro Distressed T-Shirt. This design isn’t just a simple visual joke; it’s a tribute to the “punny” side of human nature that finds joy in the simplest of wordplay. We all have that one friend—or perhaps we are that person ourselves—who can’t help but drop a well-timed (or poorly-timed) joke to lighten the mood. The vibe of this shirt is all about self-deprecating humor and unashamed confidence. It takes the concept of “corny” and turns it into a badge of honor. The distressed, weathered look of the graphic suggests a sense of history and comfort, as if this shirt has been through years of laughter and family gatherings. It’s a design that resonates with anyone who understands that sometimes, the best way to break the ice is with a bit of classic, lighthearted wit.
When it comes to the construction of this garment, we believe that quality should never be the punchline. This shirt is crafted from premium cotton, providing a breathable and lightweight feel that makes it perfect for year-round wear. To ensure the ultimate tactile experience, we use a soft blend of fibers that feel smooth against the skin, eliminating the stiffness often found in standard novelty apparel. This focus on high-end materials means that your favorite new graphic tee novelty gear won’t just look great on the first wear; it will maintain its shape and softness even after countless cycles through the wash. The fabric is durable enough to withstand the rigors of daily life, whether you’re out running errands or hosting a backyard cookout. We’ve prioritized a relaxed fit that offers both comfort and a modern silhouette, ensuring you feel as good as you look while you’re making people smile.
Why This Design Rocks:
- Timeless Vintage Aesthetic: The distressed print and retro color palette give this shirt a lived-in, authentic feel that pairs perfectly with modern casual streetwear trends.
- The Ultimate Gift for Funny Dad Jokes: If you’re looking for the perfect present for the pun-master in your life, this shirt speaks their language fluently, making it a hit for birthdays or holidays.
- Essential Pun Lovers Apparel: This isn’t just a shirt; it’s a statement of identity for those who believe a day without a pun is a day wasted.
- High-Quality Graphic Tee Novelty Gear: Unlike cheap imitations, our print is designed to stay vibrant and crack-resistant, keeping the joke fresh for years to come.
Styling Tips:
The Im A Bit Corny Retro Distressed T-Shirt is surprisingly versatile and can be integrated into various wardrobes with ease. For a classic, effortless weekend look, pair it with some dark-wash denim jeans and clean white sneakers. If you want to lean further into the vintage aesthetic, try layering it under a rugged corduroy jacket or an open flannel shirt for a layered, textured appearance. For those warmer days, this tee looks fantastic with olive cargo shorts or even a pair of casual chino shorts. Because the design has a retro flair, it also works well with accessories like a baseball cap or a classic canvas backpack. Whether you are heading to a casual coffee date or a family reunion, this shirt serves as the perfect conversation starter, allowing you to showcase your sense of humor while staying firmly within the realm of stylish casual streetwear.
Ultimately, fashion is an extension of personality, and the Im A Bit Corny Retro Distressed T-Shirt is the perfect way to show the world that you have a great sense of humor. It’s a piece that invites smiles, breaks down barriers, and reminds everyone not to take life too seriously. By combining a hilarious concept with a premium cotton soft blend, we’ve created a garment that you will reach for time and time again. Don’t be afraid to show off your cheesy side; after all, being a little bit corny is what makes life interesting. This shirt is a must-have addition for anyone who values comfort, quality, and a really good laugh.
About The Product
About The Product
The Gildan 5000 heavy cotton tee is a dependable classic made for everyday wear and custom printing. Its 100% cotton fabric is tightly knit to give designs sharper detail and long-lasting color. The seamless body eliminates side seams for a smoother fit.
Key Features
Stabilizes back seams to prevent stretching.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & looks better.
Highly elastic collar retains shape without seams.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: Poly blends.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
Origin & Safety
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets US/EU safety standards
- Unisex Sizing (Adult)
About The Product
The Gildan Heavy Blend™ hoodie, made from a soft cotton-poly blend, provides warmth and durability. Its unisex fit offers everyday versatility, with ribbed cuffs and hem to keep the shape intact. A large front pocket adds convenience, while the double-lined hood with matching drawcord gives it a clean, cohesive look. Trusted for custom printing and casual wear.
Key Features
Strong, smooth fabric perfect for printing. Heather Sport colors are 40/60 blend.
Adjustable double-lined hood with self-colored woven cord.
Kangaroo pouch pocket always keeps your hands warm.
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, reducing fabric waste.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Low heat
- Do not dryclean
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Bangladesh
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- High quality DTG & DTF printing methods
About The Product
The Gildan 18000 sweatshirt is a unisex heavy blend crewneck made from a 50/50 cotton-polyester fabric, combining softness with lasting durability. Its smooth surface supports crisp, vibrant prints. The ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs help it keep its shape over time. A seamless body design reduces irritation and adds to overall comfort.
– The White color variant may appear off-white due to fabric properties.
– Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.
Key Features
Heavy blend fabric combines softness with durability.
Highly elastic collar helps retain shape, with seam.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & makes garment more attractive.
Helps sleeves stay in place and maintain shape.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
- Bleach as needed (non-chlorine)
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- Embroidery & DTG printing friendly
About The Product
This must-have unisex jersey tank top fits like a well-loved favorite. High quality print makes it an ultimate statement shirt for years to come. This item has side seams to provide structural support. All bindings are the same fabric as the rest of the tank. Depending on the color, cotton, polyester, or rayon can appear.
Key Features
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment’s shape longer and give structural support.
Bindings are made from the same fabric as the body of the garment for a polished look.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: 52/48 blend. Tri-blends: 50% Poly, 25% Cotton, 25% Rayon.
Meets flammability requirements. Safe for adults.
- Machine wash: Warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Medium heat
- Do not dryclean
- Made in Nicaragua
- Adult Sizing
- High quality print surface

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