Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
The Ultimate Sarcastic Sports Apparel for Athletes and Coaches

In the high-stakes world of competitive sports, there is a universal truth that every player eventually learns the hard way: the coach is usually right. This If At First You Dont Succeed Try Doing What Your Coach Told You To Do The First Time Vintage T-Shirt is more than just a piece of clothing; it is a witty tribute to the countless hours spent on the field, the court, or in the gym. It speaks to the hilarious reality of the “I told you so” moment that occurs when an athlete finally follows the original instructions after multiple failed attempts at doing things their own way. The vibe of this design is rooted in a playful yet relatable sarcasm that resonates with anyone who has ever been part of a team. It captures the essence of sportsmanship and the often-hilarious tension between a mentor’s wisdom and a student’s desire for independence. Whether you are an active player or a seasoned veteran, this funny tee idea highlights the humorous side of the learning curve in a way that feels nostalgic, authentic, and undeniably true to the athletic experience.
When it comes to your everyday wear, comfort is just as important as the message you are sending to the world. This garment is crafted from a premium cotton that feels exceptionally soft against the skin, making it an ideal choice for long days at practice or casual outings with friends. We have utilized a soft blend that ensures breathability and durability, allowing the shirt to maintain its shape even after multiple cycles through the wash. The fabric is lightweight enough for intense training sessions yet sturdy enough to serve as a reliable staple in your daily wardrobe. Every stitch is handled with care to provide a high-quality finish that stands the test of time, ensuring that the vintage aesthetic remains sharp and vibrant. You won’t have to worry about the stiff, uncomfortable feel of standard mass-produced tees; instead, you get a luxurious texture that actually improves with every wear, providing that lived-in feel from day one.
Why This Design Rocks:
- This athletic humor apparel is the perfect icebreaker at the gym or during team meetings, instantly creating a sense of camaraderie among those who understand the daily grind of training.
- As a high-quality sarcastic sports shirt, it serves as a gentle (and funny) reminder to listen to leadership while keeping the overall mood lighthearted and fun during stressful seasons.
- It fits perfectly into any retro gym wardrobe, offering a timeless look that pairs well with modern performance gear or classic casual wear for a balanced aesthetic.
- This design makes an incredible gift for athletes who appreciate a bit of self-deprecating humor and want to show off their unique personality outside of their specific sport.
Styling Tips:
Styling this vintage-inspired tee is incredibly easy thanks to its versatile design and classic cut. For a traditional athletic look, pair it with your favorite tapered joggers or moisture-wicking gym shorts and a pair of clean white sneakers. If you are heading out for a casual lunch or a weekend hangout, this shirt looks fantastic tucked into a pair of distressed denim jeans with a lightweight bomber jacket layered over the top. The vintage typography and distressed feel of the print allow it to transition seamlessly from a workout environment to a social setting. You can even roll up the sleeves for a more rugged, old-school vibe that leans into the retro theme. For those colder mornings on the way to the field, try layering it under a zip-up hoodie to keep the message visible while staying warm.
Ultimately, this shirt is about celebrating the unique bond between coaches and their players through the lens of shared humor. It acknowledges the stubborn mistakes we all make while honoring the guidance that eventually leads us to success. By wearing the If At First You Dont Succeed Try Doing What Your Coach Told You To Do The First Time Vintage T-Shirt, you are embracing the journey of constant improvement and the laughs that come along with it. It is a bold statement piece that is sure to become a favorite in your collection, reminding everyone around you that sometimes, the simplest advice given at the very beginning is the only advice you ever truly needed.
About The Product
About The Product
The Gildan 5000 heavy cotton tee is a dependable classic made for everyday wear and custom printing. Its 100% cotton fabric is tightly knit to give designs sharper detail and long-lasting color. The seamless body eliminates side seams for a smoother fit.
Key Features
Stabilizes back seams to prevent stretching.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & looks better.
Highly elastic collar retains shape without seams.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: Poly blends.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
Origin & Safety
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets US/EU safety standards
- Unisex Sizing (Adult)
About The Product
The Gildan Heavy Blend™ hoodie, made from a soft cotton-poly blend, provides warmth and durability. Its unisex fit offers everyday versatility, with ribbed cuffs and hem to keep the shape intact. A large front pocket adds convenience, while the double-lined hood with matching drawcord gives it a clean, cohesive look. Trusted for custom printing and casual wear.
Key Features
Strong, smooth fabric perfect for printing. Heather Sport colors are 40/60 blend.
Adjustable double-lined hood with self-colored woven cord.
Kangaroo pouch pocket always keeps your hands warm.
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, reducing fabric waste.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Low heat
- Do not dryclean
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Bangladesh
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- High quality DTG & DTF printing methods
About The Product
The Gildan 18000 sweatshirt is a unisex heavy blend crewneck made from a 50/50 cotton-polyester fabric, combining softness with lasting durability. Its smooth surface supports crisp, vibrant prints. The ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs help it keep its shape over time. A seamless body design reduces irritation and adds to overall comfort.
– The White color variant may appear off-white due to fabric properties.
– Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.
Key Features
Heavy blend fabric combines softness with durability.
Highly elastic collar helps retain shape, with seam.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & makes garment more attractive.
Helps sleeves stay in place and maintain shape.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
- Bleach as needed (non-chlorine)
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- Embroidery & DTG printing friendly
About The Product
This must-have unisex jersey tank top fits like a well-loved favorite. High quality print makes it an ultimate statement shirt for years to come. This item has side seams to provide structural support. All bindings are the same fabric as the rest of the tank. Depending on the color, cotton, polyester, or rayon can appear.
Key Features
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment’s shape longer and give structural support.
Bindings are made from the same fabric as the body of the garment for a polished look.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: 52/48 blend. Tri-blends: 50% Poly, 25% Cotton, 25% Rayon.
Meets flammability requirements. Safe for adults.
- Machine wash: Warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Medium heat
- Do not dryclean
- Made in Nicaragua
- Adult Sizing
- High quality print surface

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