Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Embrace the Culinary Heat with the I Was Made To Play With Knives And Fire Vintage T-Shirt
Every professional kitchen is a theater of precision, intense heat, and razor-sharp edges. For those who feel more at home in front of a roaring stovetop than in a quiet office cubicle, the I Was Made To Play With Knives And Fire Vintage T-Shirt is a true badge of honor. This design isn’t just a piece of casual clothing; it is a bold statement of identity for the culinary renegade. It celebrates the inherent “danger” that outsiders see, which seasoned chefs recognize simply as their natural habitat. The shirt taps into that specific brand of dark humor and camaraderie that keeps a kitchen crew bonded during a brutal twelve-hour dinner rush. Whether you are a professional sous-chef, an aspiring line cook, or a backyard barbecue legend, this tee acknowledges that the very things your parents warned you about as a child became the tools of your trade as an adult.
We understand that high-intensity environments require high-quality fabrics that can stand up to the pressure. This shirt is meticulously crafted from a premium cotton that prioritizes both breathability and long-term durability. The soft blend ensures that even after a grueling shift or multiple cycles through the laundry, the fabric remains gentle against the skin while maintaining its original shape and fit. There are no stiff or scratchy fibers to distract you from your craft—just a smooth, high-end finish that feels comfortably broken-in from the very first time you pull it on. It is engineered to withstand the rigors of a busy, active lifestyle while providing the cooling comfort you need when you finally step away from the heat of the line.
Why This Design Rocks:
- Authentic culinary humor that resonates deeply with anyone who has ever survived a holiday double-shift or a malfunctioning walk-in cooler.
- A versatile piece of professional kitchen apparel that looks just as sharp at a post-shift dive bar as it does during a morning prep meeting.
- One of the most thoughtful and unique chef life gifts for the person in your life who believes a perfectly sharpened blade is the ultimate tool.
- A distinct vintage culinary style that offers a timeless, distressed aesthetic, making it an instant staple in any food lover’s weekend wardrobe.
Styling Tips:
Styling this vintage-inspired tee is as effortless as a perfect red wine reduction. For a casual workday look that transition from the back-of-house to the street, layer it under a lightweight canvas apron or an unbuttoned flannel shirt. If you’re heading out for drinks with the crew, pair it with dark selvedge denim and rugged leather boots to lean into the “vintage” aesthetic. It also works brilliantly as a base layer under a structured denim jacket or a bomber, allowing the bold, witty typography to peek through and spark conversation. The classic cut and distressed vibe ensure it looks great whether it’s brand new or has earned a few “character marks” over years of use.
In a world of bland, generic fashion, choose a garment that reflects your fiery passion and your sharp technical skills. This shirt is more than just a funny graphic; it is a testament to the hard work, grit, and sense of humor required to succeed in the demanding world of the culinary arts. When you wear the I Was Made To Play With Knives And Fire Vintage T-Shirt, you aren’t just wearing a piece of cotton—you’re telling the world exactly where you belong and what you’ve mastered. Embrace the heat, respect the blade, and wear your culinary story with pride every single day.
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