Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Embrace the Power of Corporate Irony with the Super Cool Chairman Statement Tee
In the evolving landscape of modern leadership, the days of stiff suits and unapproachable demeanors are fading into the background. Today’s most effective leaders understand that authority is best served with a side of humility and a healthy dose of wit. This is exactly why the I Never Dreamed I Would Be A Super Cool Chairman But Here I Am Killing It Distressed T-Shirt has become such a viral sensation among professionals who aren’t afraid to own their success while acknowledging the unexpected journey it took to get there. This piece of Funny Tee Merch isn’t just a garment; it is a badge of honor for those who have climbed the ladder and maintained their sense of humor along the way. The vibe of this design resonates with anyone who has ever felt like an underdog, only to find themselves at the head of the table, “killing it” in ways they never previously imagined. By wearing the I Never Dreamed I Would Be A Super Cool Chairman But Here I Am Killing It Distressed T-Shirt, you are signaling to your team and peers that while you hold the title of chairman, you haven’t lost the “cool” factor that makes you a relatable and visionary leader.
Key Features:
- Crafted from a premium cotton that ensures maximum breathability and all-day comfort during long meetings or casual outings.
- Features a high-quality soft blend that feels gentle against the skin while maintaining its structural integrity wash after wash.
- Engineered with a vintage distressed print aesthetic that gives the design a lived-in, authentic feel that never goes out of style.
- Designed with a modern, unisex fit that looks sharp on its own or layered under a blazer for a smart-casual office look.
When it comes to maintaining the longevity of your favorite professional humor shirt, care is just as important as the message it carries. To keep the distressed graphic looking its best, we recommend washing this garment in cold water with similar colors. By turning the shirt inside out before tossing it in the machine, you protect the print from the friction of other fabrics, ensuring that your “Super Cool Chairman” status remains vibrant for years to come. For drying, a low-tumble heat setting is ideal, though air-drying is the gold standard for preserving the premium cotton fibers. Beyond simple maintenance, consider the sheer versatility of this Funny Tee Merch. It transitions seamlessly from a high-stakes strategy session to a weekend barbecue. It serves as an excellent icebreaker at networking events, instantly humanizing the wearer and breaking down the barriers that often exist in corporate hierarchies. Whether you are gifting this to a newly promoted executive or wearing it yourself to celebrate a career milestone, it stands as a testament to the fact that success and fun can indeed coexist in the boardroom.
Ultimately, leadership is about more than just making decisions; it is about setting a culture where people feel inspired and connected. The I Never Dreamed I Would Be A Super Cool Chairman But Here I Am Killing It Distressed T-Shirt perfectly encapsulates this philosophy by blending a bold declaration of success with a self-deprecating twist. It is the perfect leadership gift or personal indulgence for anyone who has mastered the art of the pivot and emerged victorious. As you continue to lead your organization toward new horizons, let this shirt remind you and everyone around you that you are indeed killing it. Don’t miss out on adding the I Never Dreamed I Would Be A Super Cool Chairman But Here I Am Killing It Distressed T-Shirt to your wardrobe today and show the world that you are the chairman they always wished they had.

About The Product
About The Product
The Gildan 5000 heavy cotton tee is a dependable classic made for everyday wear and custom printing. Its 100% cotton fabric is tightly knit to give designs sharper detail and long-lasting color. The seamless body eliminates side seams for a smoother fit.
Key Features
Stabilizes back seams to prevent stretching.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & looks better.
Highly elastic collar retains shape without seams.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: Poly blends.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
Origin & Safety
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets US/EU safety standards
- Unisex Sizing (Adult)
About The Product
The Gildan Heavy Blend™ hoodie, made from a soft cotton-poly blend, provides warmth and durability. Its unisex fit offers everyday versatility, with ribbed cuffs and hem to keep the shape intact. A large front pocket adds convenience, while the double-lined hood with matching drawcord gives it a clean, cohesive look. Trusted for custom printing and casual wear.
Key Features
Strong, smooth fabric perfect for printing. Heather Sport colors are 40/60 blend.
Adjustable double-lined hood with self-colored woven cord.
Kangaroo pouch pocket always keeps your hands warm.
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, reducing fabric waste.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Low heat
- Do not dryclean
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Bangladesh
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- High quality DTG & DTF printing methods
About The Product
The Gildan 18000 sweatshirt is a unisex heavy blend crewneck made from a 50/50 cotton-polyester fabric, combining softness with lasting durability. Its smooth surface supports crisp, vibrant prints. The ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs help it keep its shape over time. A seamless body design reduces irritation and adds to overall comfort.
– The White color variant may appear off-white due to fabric properties.
– Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.
Key Features
Heavy blend fabric combines softness with durability.
Highly elastic collar helps retain shape, with seam.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & makes garment more attractive.
Helps sleeves stay in place and maintain shape.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
- Bleach as needed (non-chlorine)
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- Embroidery & DTG printing friendly
About The Product
This must-have unisex jersey tank top fits like a well-loved favorite. High quality print makes it an ultimate statement shirt for years to come. This item has side seams to provide structural support. All bindings are the same fabric as the rest of the tank. Depending on the color, cotton, polyester, or rayon can appear.
Key Features
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment’s shape longer and give structural support.
Bindings are made from the same fabric as the body of the garment for a polished look.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: 52/48 blend. Tri-blends: 50% Poly, 25% Cotton, 25% Rayon.
Meets flammability requirements. Safe for adults.
- Machine wash: Warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Medium heat
- Do not dryclean
- Made in Nicaragua
- Adult Sizing
- High quality print surface

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