Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
The Ultimate Funny Chicken T-Shirt for the Fiercely Protective Poultry Owner

There is a specific kind of intensity that comes with being a backyard bird enthusiast, and this Funny Chicken T-Shirt captures that energy perfectly. For those who spend their mornings gathering eggs and their afternoons chatting with their flock, the bond between a human and their chickens is sacred. While you might appear to be a calm, collected, and perhaps even a bit reserved individual to the outside world, your inner “mama hen” or “protector of the coop” is always on standby. This design taps into the hilarious juxtaposition of a quiet personality and the absolute chaos that would ensue if anyone dared to bother your feathered friends. It is more than just a piece of clothing; it is a humorous warning label for the world, signaling that your chickens are family, and you don’t take family matters lightly.
When it comes to farm life or just enjoying a casual day out, comfort is your top priority. That is why this tee is crafted from premium cotton that feels incredibly soft against the skin from the very first wear. We understand that a shirt with this much personality needs to be durable enough to handle a day of cleaning the coop or running errands in town. The soft blend fabric ensures that the shirt maintains its shape and breathability, making it a reliable staple in your wardrobe. The distressed aesthetic gives it a lived-in, vintage feel that matches the rugged yet heartwarming vibe of the poultry-keeping lifestyle. You won’t have to worry about stiffness or irritation—just pure, high-quality comfort that lasts through countless wash cycles.
Why This Design Rocks:
- The Perfect Poultry Lover Gift: If you are looking for a present for the person who spends more time in the coop than in the kitchen, this distressed graphic tee is the ultimate choice for birthdays or holidays.
- Relatable Farm Life Apparel: It speaks the language of the modern homesteader, blending sharp wit with the reality of chicken ownership in a way that resonates with the community.
- Bold and Distressed Style: The weathered look of the print ensures that the shirt doesn’t look too “preachy,” instead offering a cool, edgy vibe that works in any casual setting.
- Unmatched Conversation Starter: Whether you’re at the local feed store or a grocery market, this shirt is guaranteed to get a laugh and a nod of agreement from fellow animal lovers.
Styling Tips:
To truly lean into the “don’t mess with my flock” aesthetic, pair this tee with your favorite set of worn-in denim jeans and a pair of sturdy leather work boots. If the weather gets a bit chilly during your early morning feeding rounds, layer it under a flannel button-down or a rugged denim jacket. Because of its distressed graphic tee nature, it also looks fantastic tucked into a high-waisted skirt for a quirky, “country-chic” look that transitions easily from the backyard to a casual lunch date. Don’t be afraid to accessorize with a simple baseball cap or a leather belt to complete the functional yet fashionable farm-ready ensemble.
In conclusion, if you are someone who values their peace but cherishes their birds even more, this Funny Chicken T-Shirt is a mandatory addition to your collection. It perfectly balances a sense of humor with a touch of “don’t test me” attitude, making it the ideal garment for any proud poultry owner. With its premium cotton construction and hilarious message, it ensures you stay comfortable while letting everyone know exactly where you stand when it comes to your chickens. Embrace your inner “crazy chicken person” with pride and style!
About The Product
About The Product
The Gildan 5000 heavy cotton tee is a dependable classic made for everyday wear and custom printing. Its 100% cotton fabric is tightly knit to give designs sharper detail and long-lasting color. The seamless body eliminates side seams for a smoother fit.
Key Features
Stabilizes back seams to prevent stretching.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & looks better.
Highly elastic collar retains shape without seams.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: Poly blends.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
Origin & Safety
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets US/EU safety standards
- Unisex Sizing (Adult)
About The Product
The Gildan Heavy Blend™ hoodie, made from a soft cotton-poly blend, provides warmth and durability. Its unisex fit offers everyday versatility, with ribbed cuffs and hem to keep the shape intact. A large front pocket adds convenience, while the double-lined hood with matching drawcord gives it a clean, cohesive look. Trusted for custom printing and casual wear.
Key Features
Strong, smooth fabric perfect for printing. Heather Sport colors are 40/60 blend.
Adjustable double-lined hood with self-colored woven cord.
Kangaroo pouch pocket always keeps your hands warm.
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, reducing fabric waste.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Low heat
- Do not dryclean
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Bangladesh
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- High quality DTG & DTF printing methods
About The Product
The Gildan 18000 sweatshirt is a unisex heavy blend crewneck made from a 50/50 cotton-polyester fabric, combining softness with lasting durability. Its smooth surface supports crisp, vibrant prints. The ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs help it keep its shape over time. A seamless body design reduces irritation and adds to overall comfort.
– The White color variant may appear off-white due to fabric properties.
– Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.
Key Features
Heavy blend fabric combines softness with durability.
Highly elastic collar helps retain shape, with seam.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & makes garment more attractive.
Helps sleeves stay in place and maintain shape.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
- Bleach as needed (non-chlorine)
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- Embroidery & DTG printing friendly
About The Product
This must-have unisex jersey tank top fits like a well-loved favorite. High quality print makes it an ultimate statement shirt for years to come. This item has side seams to provide structural support. All bindings are the same fabric as the rest of the tank. Depending on the color, cotton, polyester, or rayon can appear.
Key Features
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment’s shape longer and give structural support.
Bindings are made from the same fabric as the body of the garment for a polished look.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: 52/48 blend. Tri-blends: 50% Poly, 25% Cotton, 25% Rayon.
Meets flammability requirements. Safe for adults.
- Machine wash: Warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Medium heat
- Do not dryclean
- Made in Nicaragua
- Adult Sizing
- High quality print surface

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