Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Unfiltered Honesty Meets Vintage Style: The Ultimate Sarcastic Graphic Tee
Humor is a universal language, but some dialects are undeniably more colorful than others. For those who wear their heart—and their extensive vocabulary—on their sleeve, this design captures a specific kind of chaotic, relatable energy. It’s not just a garment; it’s a hilarious confession. The I Dropped My Swear Jar And 900 Motherfuckers Fell Out Distressed T-Shirt speaks directly to the person who has tried to be polite but ultimately embraces their authentic, unfiltered self. The concept of a “swear jar” is a classic trope of self-improvement and decorum, but this design brilliantly subverts that expectation with a loud, proud admission of failure. It celebrates the grit and the raw honesty of modern life, where sometimes, a well-placed expletive is the only logical response to the day’s events. This piece is perfect for anyone who values a genuine laugh over a perfect reputation, blending edgy graphic tee vibes with a message that resonates with anyone who has ever had “one of those days.”
Key Features:
- Constructed from a premium cotton fabric that offers exceptional breathability and a lightweight feel for all-day comfort.
- Features a high-quality soft blend that provides a vintage, broken-in texture right out of the package.
- The distressed print aesthetic is applied using advanced techniques to ensure the bold typography remains vibrant and crack-resistant after many cycles through the wash.
- Designed with a classic fit and reinforced stitching, ensuring this sarcastic humor apparel maintains its shape and durability through years of wear.
Beyond the immediate punchline, this shirt is a masterclass in versatile, everyday styling. The distressed aesthetic taps into the highly sought-after vintage aesthetic that pairs effortlessly with various wardrobe staples. You can easily rock this look with a pair of faded denim jeans and boots for a rugged, rebellious vibe, or layer it under a leather jacket to lean into its edgy graphic tee roots. It is the ideal choice for casual weekend outings, backyard barbecues, or even just running errands when you want your outfit to do the talking for you. Because the fabric is a soft blend of high-end materials, it transitions perfectly from a summer staple to a layering piece during the cooler months. It’s the kind of shirt that looks even better as it ages, much like the colorful language it celebrates.
To keep your garment looking its best, we recommend simple but effective care. To maintain the integrity of the premium cotton fibers and the detail of the print, always wash the shirt in cold water with similar colors. Tumble dry on a low heat setting or, for the best results, hang dry to prevent any unnecessary shrinkage. Avoiding direct heat from an iron on the printed area will ensure the graphic remains as bold as your personality. By following these easy steps, you ensure that your favorite piece of sarcastic humor apparel remains a staple in your rotation for a long time, providing a consistent fit and a soft feel every time you pull it on.
In a world that often demands we filter our thoughts and polish our public personas, wearing something that lets the world know exactly where you stand is incredibly liberating. It’s about owning your flaws and finding the comedy in the chaos of daily life. This shirt is more than just a piece of clothing; it’s a badge of honor for the hilariously unrefined. Whether you are purchasing it as a treat for yourself or as a gift for that one friend who can’t go five minutes without a bleep-worthy comment, the I Dropped My Swear Jar And 900 Motherfuckers Fell Out Distressed T-Shirt is guaranteed to be a conversation starter and a beloved wardrobe favorite for anyone with a bold sense of humor.
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