Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Embrace Coastal Humor with the Got Crabs Vintage Distressed T-Shirt
There is a certain type of humor that only exists near the shoreline, where the salty air meets a relaxed state of mind. Our Got Crabs Vintage Distressed T-Shirt captures this playful, tongue-in-cheek spirit perfectly, offering a blend of classic maritime culture and a witty double entendre that is sure to spark a conversation. This isn’t just a piece of clothing; it is a nod to those sun-drenched afternoons spent on the pier, the thrill of the catch, and the inevitable “dad jokes” that follow a successful day of crabbing. By choosing the Got Crabs Vintage Distressed T-Shirt, you are embracing a laid-back lifestyle where the goal is to enjoy the moment and never take yourself too seriously. The distressed aesthetic provides an immediate sense of history, making the garment feel like a cherished memento from a legendary summer vacation rather than a brand-new item off the rack. It embodies the essence of retro maritime fashion, combining a rugged look with a lighthearted message that resonates with seafood lovers and comedy enthusiasts alike.
Key Features:
- Crafted from premium cotton for ultimate breathability and a natural feel against the skin.
- Features a high-quality soft blend that ensures the fabric moves with you throughout the day.
- Expertly printed with a vintage distressed finish that mimics the look of a well-loved heirloom.
- Reinforced stitching on the collar and hems to maintain shape and durability through countless washes.
When it comes to versatility, this funny graphic crabbing tee stands in a league of its own. It serves as the perfect centerpiece for a casual weekend outfit, whether you are heading to a local seafood boil, strolling down a crowded boardwalk, or simply lounging in the backyard with friends. Because of its vintage-style souvenir shirt aesthetic, it pairs effortlessly with well-worn denim, cargo shorts, or even layered under a rugged flannel shirt for those cooler coastal evenings. The design philosophy behind this piece was to create something that feels timeless. The “distressed” elements are strategically placed to give the graphic a weathered, sun-bleached appearance, suggesting that you’ve spent many seasons out on the water. Beyond its visual appeal, we have prioritized comfort by utilizing a soft blend of materials that avoids the stiffness often found in standard souvenir shop finds. To keep your shirt looking its best, we recommend washing it in cold water with similar colors and tumbling dry on a low setting. This helps preserve the integrity of the premium cotton fibers and ensures the graphic remains vibrant yet appropriately “aged” for years to come.
Ultimately, this garment is about celebrating a specific niche of coastal living with a wink and a smile. It makes for an incredible gift for the fisherman in your life or a treat for yourself to remember your latest trip to the coast. The combination of high-quality construction and a hilarious concept makes it a staple for anyone who appreciates the intersection of comfort and comedy. Whether you’re actually out on the boat or just dreaming of the ocean from the comfort of your home, the Got Crabs Vintage Distressed T-Shirt is the definitive way to show off your love for the sea and your sense of humor. In a world of fast fashion, this piece stands out by offering a unique personality that feels both personal and universal. Secure your Got Crabs Vintage Distressed T-Shirt today and bring a piece of the pier home with you.
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