Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Embrace Your Southern Charm with the Feed Me Crawfish & Tell Me Im Pretty Graphic T-Shirt

There is a specific kind of magic found at a backyard gathering during the peak of spring—the spicy aroma of boiling pots, the rhythmic sound of cracking shells, and the joyous mess of a community feast. This Feed Me Crawfish & Tell Me Im Pretty Graphic T-Shirt perfectly captures that unapologetic Southern spirit and the playful confidence that comes with it. It’s designed for the individual who isn’t afraid to get their hands dirty while maintaining a fabulous sense of self. The humor lies in the juxtaposition of a messy seafood feast and the classic, lighthearted desire for a little flattery. It is more than just a piece of clothing; it is a statement of self-love and culinary passion that resonates with anyone who considers mudbug season to be the highlight of the year. Whether you are navigating a high-energy festival or hosting an intimate family gathering, this shirt speaks the language of a true connoisseur of Cajun culture, blending wit with a deep appreciation for regional traditions.
To ensure you stay comfortable while the spices are heating up, this garment is crafted from a premium cotton and soft blend that offers exceptional breathability and a lightweight feel. When you are spending hours over a steaming pot or standing in line for the next batch of seafood, you need a fabric that moves with you and keeps you cool under the sun. We have focused on a high-quality finish that ensures the material remains buttery-soft against the skin, even after a long day of festivities. The durability of the construction means it can handle the rigors of a lively outdoor party without losing its shape or comfort. By choosing a soft blend over standard, rigid fabrics, we provide a relaxed fit that feels like a well-loved favorite from the very first wear, making it the ideal choice for those who value both style and ease.
Why This Design Rocks:
- This is the quintessential choice for your next Louisiana seafood boil, providing a relaxed fit that accommodates every extra serving of corn, potatoes, and spicy mudbugs.
- As a standout funny Cajun tee, it serves as an instant icebreaker, sparking laughter and conversations among friends and strangers alike at any social event.
- Embrace authentic Southern humor apparel that celebrates the unique, sassy personality of the Gulf Coast with a message that is both relatable and charming.
- Transition through the seasons with the perfect mudbug season outfit, designed to withstand the humidity and heat while keeping your fashion game on point.
Styling Tips:
This versatile piece is incredibly easy to style for any casual weekend occasion. For a classic, rugged look, pair it with distressed denim shorts and your favorite leather boots to lean into that rustic, outdoor aesthetic. If you are heading to a local music festival or a crowded cook-off, throw on a lightweight flannel or a denim jacket tied around your waist for those cooler evening transitions. Accessorize with oversized sunglasses and a wide-brimmed straw hat to keep the sun at bay while you enjoy the festivities. Because the design carries such a strong and expressive vibe, you can keep the rest of your accessories simple and let the cheeky humor do all the talking. It also pairs wonderfully with leggings for a quick trip to the seafood market or a relaxed day at home.
Don’t just attend the party—be the life of it by showing off your personality and your appetite. Life is far too short for boring clothes and bland food, so why not celebrate both with a bit of flair and a lot of spice? Grab your Feed Me Crawfish & Tell Me Im Pretty Graphic T-Shirt today and get ready to turn heads and win hearts at every boil you attend this season.
About The Product
About The Product
The Gildan 5000 heavy cotton tee is a dependable classic made for everyday wear and custom printing. Its 100% cotton fabric is tightly knit to give designs sharper detail and long-lasting color. The seamless body eliminates side seams for a smoother fit.
Key Features
Stabilizes back seams to prevent stretching.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & looks better.
Highly elastic collar retains shape without seams.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: Poly blends.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
Origin & Safety
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets US/EU safety standards
- Unisex Sizing (Adult)
About The Product
The Gildan Heavy Blend™ hoodie, made from a soft cotton-poly blend, provides warmth and durability. Its unisex fit offers everyday versatility, with ribbed cuffs and hem to keep the shape intact. A large front pocket adds convenience, while the double-lined hood with matching drawcord gives it a clean, cohesive look. Trusted for custom printing and casual wear.
Key Features
Strong, smooth fabric perfect for printing. Heather Sport colors are 40/60 blend.
Adjustable double-lined hood with self-colored woven cord.
Kangaroo pouch pocket always keeps your hands warm.
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, reducing fabric waste.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Low heat
- Do not dryclean
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Bangladesh
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- High quality DTG & DTF printing methods
About The Product
The Gildan 18000 sweatshirt is a unisex heavy blend crewneck made from a 50/50 cotton-polyester fabric, combining softness with lasting durability. Its smooth surface supports crisp, vibrant prints. The ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs help it keep its shape over time. A seamless body design reduces irritation and adds to overall comfort.
– The White color variant may appear off-white due to fabric properties.
– Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.
Key Features
Heavy blend fabric combines softness with durability.
Highly elastic collar helps retain shape, with seam.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & makes garment more attractive.
Helps sleeves stay in place and maintain shape.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
- Bleach as needed (non-chlorine)
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- Embroidery & DTG printing friendly
About The Product
This must-have unisex jersey tank top fits like a well-loved favorite. High quality print makes it an ultimate statement shirt for years to come. This item has side seams to provide structural support. All bindings are the same fabric as the rest of the tank. Depending on the color, cotton, polyester, or rayon can appear.
Key Features
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment’s shape longer and give structural support.
Bindings are made from the same fabric as the body of the garment for a polished look.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: 52/48 blend. Tri-blends: 50% Poly, 25% Cotton, 25% Rayon.
Meets flammability requirements. Safe for adults.
- Machine wash: Warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Medium heat
- Do not dryclean
- Made in Nicaragua
- Adult Sizing
- High quality print surface

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