Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Celebrate Your Inner Naturalist with the Easily Distracted By Bugs Distressed T-Shirt
For those who find wonder in the microscopic details of the natural world, the Easily Distracted By Bugs Distressed T-Shirt is more than just a piece of clothing; it’s a humorous badge of honor. This design captures the essence of the curious soul—the individual who cannot walk through a park or sit in a backyard without their eyes darting toward a fluttering wing or a scurrying beetle. The distressed aesthetic speaks to the timeless nature of curiosity, suggesting that this isn’t just a fleeting interest, but a lifelong pursuit of knowledge and discovery. It taps into that specific brand of humor known well by those who prefer the company of six-legged creatures over a crowded room. Whether you are a professional scientist or someone who simply finds peace in the quiet, complex movements of insects, this shirt acknowledges that beautiful state of being completely sidetracked by the wonders of the earth. The Easily Distracted By Bugs Distressed T-Shirt serves as a relatable nod to everyone who has ever paused a conversation to observe a ladybug, proving that some distractions are far more rewarding than the task at hand.
Wearing this piece feels as natural as a stroll through a sun-drenched forest. Crafted from premium cotton, the fabric provides a soft blend that feels gentle against the skin from the very first wear. This is the kind of garment that gets better with time, mirroring the weathered, vintage aesthetic of the print itself. For entomology enthusiasts, the shirt serves as an instant icebreaker, bridging the gap between scientific observation and lighthearted fashion. It is designed for those who don’t mind getting a little dirt on their shoes while chasing a rare butterfly or examining a hive. This nature-inspired apparel is built to withstand the rigors of the outdoors—from kneeling in the grass to document a rare specimen to casual weekend outings with friends. The breathable fabric ensures you stay cool during long summer afternoons spent in the field, while the durable construction means it will remain a staple in your collection for years to come. It celebrates the “distraction” as a virtue, a sign of an active, observant mind that refuses to overlook the small, vital components of our global ecosystem. When you wear this, you aren’t just wearing a tee; you are wearing your passion for the tiny architects of our world.
Product Highlights:
- Timeless vintage aesthetic that pairs effortlessly with outdoor gear, hiking boots, or casual weekend denim.
- Constructed with a premium cotton soft blend for all-day breathability and a lived-in feel.
- High-quality reinforced stitching ensures maximum durability for those who spend their time exploring the wild.
- The ultimate bug lover gift for the collector, gardener, or science teacher who appreciates a touch of wit.
If you have ever stopped mid-sentence to point out a dragonfly or spent a quiet afternoon admiring the intricate, iridescent patterns on a moth, you know that some distractions are worth having. This merch is designed to celebrate that quirkiness, turning a simple character trait into a stylish statement. Embrace your passion for the small things and show the world your observant side with this unique piece. It is time to upgrade your wardrobe with something that reflects your true personality and your love for the natural world. Don’t let your favorite hobby go unnoticed; grab your Easily Distracted By Bugs Distressed T-Shirt today and wear your curiosity with pride, knowing you are part of a global community that finds magic in the grass!
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