Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
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| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
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| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Embrace the Fermentation Obsession with the Dont Get Me Started Sourdough Bread Starter T-Shirt
For the dedicated artisan baker, a sourdough starter is much more than just a simple mixture of flour and water; it is a living, breathing member of the household that requires constant attention, regular feedings, and perhaps even a clever name. Our Dont Get Me Started Sourdough Bread Starter T-Shirt perfectly captures the quirky and slightly obsessive labor of love that defines the home baking community. The humor of this design lies in its double meaning—a playful warning to anyone who might accidentally trigger a passionate, hour-long lecture on hydration percentages, wild yeast captures, and the elusive “open crumb.” Wearing this shirt is a way to signal your expertise and your membership in a global community of bread enthusiasts who understand that great things take time, patience, and a little bit of microbial magic. It’s a witty nod to the “starter” culture that has taken over kitchens everywhere, making it the ultimate wardrobe staple for anyone who takes their crust seriously.

When you are spending your Saturday mornings meticulously folding dough and monitoring the ambient temperature of your kitchen, you need clothing that works as hard as you do. This funny breadmaker tee is designed with the modern artisan bread hobbyist in mind, prioritizing comfort and ease of movement. Crafted from a soft blend of premium cotton, the fabric provides a breathable, lightweight feel that keeps you cool even when the oven is cranked up to five hundred degrees. We understand that baking can be a messy business, which is why we have ensured that the construction is durable enough to withstand frequent trips through the laundry without losing its shape or the vibrancy of the print. The texture is incredibly smooth against the skin, offering a relaxed fit that allows you to reach, stretch, and knead without restriction. It is the kind of high-quality garment that feels like an old favorite from the very first time you pull it on, providing the perfect canvas for your culinary creativity.
Product Highlights:
- Witty and relatable humor designed specifically for the dedicated artisan bread hobbyist and fermentation enthusiast.
- Constructed from a soft blend of premium cotton for maximum breathability and all-day comfort in a hot kitchen.
- Reinforced stitching and high-quality fabric ensure long-lasting durability through countless baking sessions and washes.
- A versatile, relaxed fit that makes it an ideal gift for home bakers, pastry chefs, or anyone obsessed with the perfect boule.
Whether you are a seasoned pro with a decade-old culture or a beginner just learning the ropes of the stretch-and-fold method, this shirt is a celebration of the craft. It serves as a fantastic conversation starter, inviting fellow bakers to share their own tips, tricks, and “starter” stories. There is a unique pride that comes with pulling a perfectly browned loaf out of the oven, and this apparel allows you to carry that pride with you long after the kitchen has been cleaned. Don’t settle for a bland wardrobe when you can wear something that reflects your passion for the perfect crust and the science of fermentation. It is time to let your personality rise alongside your dough. Add a dash of humor to your baking routine and secure your Dont Get Me Started Sourdough Bread Starter T-Shirt today—because when it comes to sourdough, we know you really could go on forever!
About The Product
About The Product
The Gildan 5000 heavy cotton tee is a dependable classic made for everyday wear and custom printing. Its 100% cotton fabric is tightly knit to give designs sharper detail and long-lasting color. The seamless body eliminates side seams for a smoother fit.
Key Features
Stabilizes back seams to prevent stretching.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & looks better.
Highly elastic collar retains shape without seams.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: Poly blends.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
Origin & Safety
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets US/EU safety standards
- Unisex Sizing (Adult)
About The Product
The Gildan Heavy Blend™ hoodie, made from a soft cotton-poly blend, provides warmth and durability. Its unisex fit offers everyday versatility, with ribbed cuffs and hem to keep the shape intact. A large front pocket adds convenience, while the double-lined hood with matching drawcord gives it a clean, cohesive look. Trusted for custom printing and casual wear.
Key Features
Strong, smooth fabric perfect for printing. Heather Sport colors are 40/60 blend.
Adjustable double-lined hood with self-colored woven cord.
Kangaroo pouch pocket always keeps your hands warm.
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, reducing fabric waste.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Low heat
- Do not dryclean
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Bangladesh
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- High quality DTG & DTF printing methods
About The Product
The Gildan 18000 sweatshirt is a unisex heavy blend crewneck made from a 50/50 cotton-polyester fabric, combining softness with lasting durability. Its smooth surface supports crisp, vibrant prints. The ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs help it keep its shape over time. A seamless body design reduces irritation and adds to overall comfort.
– The White color variant may appear off-white due to fabric properties.
– Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.
Key Features
Heavy blend fabric combines softness with durability.
Highly elastic collar helps retain shape, with seam.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & makes garment more attractive.
Helps sleeves stay in place and maintain shape.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
- Bleach as needed (non-chlorine)
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- Embroidery & DTG printing friendly
About The Product
This must-have unisex jersey tank top fits like a well-loved favorite. High quality print makes it an ultimate statement shirt for years to come. This item has side seams to provide structural support. All bindings are the same fabric as the rest of the tank. Depending on the color, cotton, polyester, or rayon can appear.
Key Features
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment’s shape longer and give structural support.
Bindings are made from the same fabric as the body of the garment for a polished look.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: 52/48 blend. Tri-blends: 50% Poly, 25% Cotton, 25% Rayon.
Meets flammability requirements. Safe for adults.
- Machine wash: Warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Medium heat
- Do not dryclean
- Made in Nicaragua
- Adult Sizing
- High quality print surface

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