Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Embrace the Fermentation Obsession with the Dont Get Me Started Sourdough Bread Starter T-Shirt
For the dedicated artisan baker, a sourdough starter is much more than just a simple mixture of flour and water; it is a living, breathing member of the household that requires constant attention, regular feedings, and perhaps even a clever name. Our Dont Get Me Started Sourdough Bread Starter T-Shirt perfectly captures the quirky and slightly obsessive labor of love that defines the home baking community. The humor of this design lies in its double meaning—a playful warning to anyone who might accidentally trigger a passionate, hour-long lecture on hydration percentages, wild yeast captures, and the elusive “open crumb.” Wearing this shirt is a way to signal your expertise and your membership in a global community of bread enthusiasts who understand that great things take time, patience, and a little bit of microbial magic. It’s a witty nod to the “starter” culture that has taken over kitchens everywhere, making it the ultimate wardrobe staple for anyone who takes their crust seriously.
When you are spending your Saturday mornings meticulously folding dough and monitoring the ambient temperature of your kitchen, you need clothing that works as hard as you do. This funny breadmaker tee is designed with the modern artisan bread hobbyist in mind, prioritizing comfort and ease of movement. Crafted from a soft blend of premium cotton, the fabric provides a breathable, lightweight feel that keeps you cool even when the oven is cranked up to five hundred degrees. We understand that baking can be a messy business, which is why we have ensured that the construction is durable enough to withstand frequent trips through the laundry without losing its shape or the vibrancy of the print. The texture is incredibly smooth against the skin, offering a relaxed fit that allows you to reach, stretch, and knead without restriction. It is the kind of high-quality garment that feels like an old favorite from the very first time you pull it on, providing the perfect canvas for your culinary creativity.
Product Highlights:
- Witty and relatable humor designed specifically for the dedicated artisan bread hobbyist and fermentation enthusiast.
- Constructed from a soft blend of premium cotton for maximum breathability and all-day comfort in a hot kitchen.
- Reinforced stitching and high-quality fabric ensure long-lasting durability through countless baking sessions and washes.
- A versatile, relaxed fit that makes it an ideal gift for home bakers, pastry chefs, or anyone obsessed with the perfect boule.
Whether you are a seasoned pro with a decade-old culture or a beginner just learning the ropes of the stretch-and-fold method, this shirt is a celebration of the craft. It serves as a fantastic conversation starter, inviting fellow bakers to share their own tips, tricks, and “starter” stories. There is a unique pride that comes with pulling a perfectly browned loaf out of the oven, and this apparel allows you to carry that pride with you long after the kitchen has been cleaned. Don’t settle for a bland wardrobe when you can wear something that reflects your passion for the perfect crust and the science of fermentation. It is time to let your personality rise alongside your dough. Add a dash of humor to your baking routine and secure your Dont Get Me Started Sourdough Bread Starter T-Shirt today—because when it comes to sourdough, we know you really could go on forever!
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