Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Reclaim Your Freedom with the Ultimate Sarcastic Divorce Statement Piece
Divorce is often painted as a somber ending, but for many, it marks the exhilarating first chapter of a brand-new life. What better way to signal this transition than with a healthy dose of wit and a nod to country music royalty? The Dear Jolene You Can Have Him Divorce T-Shirt perfectly encapsulates the spirit of moving on with grace, humor, and a little bit of sass. This design takes the classic narrative of the pleading woman and flips it on its head, turning a moment of potential heartbreak into a moment of triumphant liberation. Instead of asking for a partner to stay, you are joyfully handing over the keys to the past. It is a powerful piece of empowerment apparel that tells the world you have found your worth and you aren’t afraid to laugh about the journey it took to get there. Whether you are wearing this as a personal manifesto or gifting it to a friend who has recently “graduated” from a marriage, this funny breakup tee serves as a wearable reminder that the best is yet to come.
Key Features:
- Crafted from premium cotton for a breathable, luxurious feel that lasts all day long.
- Features a soft blend construction that provides the perfect amount of stretch and durability for everyday wear.
- Utilizes high-definition printing techniques to ensure the witty message remains vibrant and clear through every wash cycle.
- Designed with a modern unisex fit that offers a flattering silhouette for every survivor of the “I Do’s.”
The versatility of this garment extends far beyond its humorous message. It is designed to be a staple in your post-divorce wardrobe, offering comfort during those much-needed self-care days and style during your new adventures. Imagine wearing this to a divorce party, where the atmosphere is filled with support and laughter, or pairing it with your favorite jeans for a casual coffee date where you feel confident and unburdened. This sarcastic divorce gift is also an excellent conversation starter, allowing you to connect with others who appreciate the irony of the “Jolene” reference. To ensure your shirt remains in peak condition as you navigate your new-found independence, we recommend simple care: wash inside out with cold water to preserve the print’s integrity. Avoid high heat when drying; instead, opt for a low tumble or air drying to maintain the integrity of the premium cotton fibers. By treating the fabric with care, you ensure that your declaration of freedom stays as bold as the day you decided to move forward.
Ultimately, the journey toward healing is paved with many emotions, and humor is often the strongest tool in your arsenal. By choosing to wear your story, you are taking control of the narrative and showing that you have come out on the other side stronger than ever. The Dear Jolene You Can Have Him Divorce T-Shirt is more than just a piece of clothing; it is a celebration of self-love and the clarity that comes with letting go of what no longer serves you. It is the perfect gift for yourself or a loved one who is ready to turn the page and start a beautiful new story. Embrace the laughter, enjoy the comfort of the soft blend fabric, and step into your future with the confidence that you are exactly where you need to be.
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