Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Master the Art of the Shift: The Ultimate Coffee to Alcohol Transition Tee
We’ve all been there—that specific, pivotal moment when the morning grind finally ends and the evening revelry begins. This Coffee, You Are On The Bench. Alcohol. Suit Up. Vintage Distressed T-Shirt Funny Tee captures that universal shift with a wink and a nod to the daily struggle of the modern adult. It’s more than just a piece of clothing; it’s a lifestyle manifesto for those who respect the power of a double espresso but know exactly when it’s time to call in the liquid reinforcements. The “suit up” phrase brings a sense of mock-seriousness to the transition, treating a night out like a tactical mission. This design embodies a rebellious spirit that refuses to take adulthood too seriously, making it a conversation starter at every social gathering. It perfectly balances the relatable fatigue of the workday with the infectious excitement of the weekend.
When it comes to the construction of this garment, we prioritize comfort as much as the joke itself. Crafted from premium cotton and a soft blend of high-quality fibers, this tee feels like a well-loved favorite from the very first wear. The fabric is breathable and lightweight, ensuring you stay cool whether you’re under the pressure of a deadline or the heat of a crowded bar. The vintage-inspired texture offers a lived-in look that pairs perfectly with the distressed aesthetic, giving you that effortless “cool” factor without having to try. It’s built to withstand countless wash cycles while maintaining its shape and the integrity of the print, proving that a funny tee can also be a durable, high-end piece of your daily rotation. You won’t have to worry about irritation or stiffness here; it’s all about smooth, wearable comfort.
Why This Design Rocks:
- Features a retro graphic tee vibe that perfectly complements its sarcastic message, making it a standout piece in any vintage-inspired collection.
- Perfect for those who love sarcastic humor apparel that tells a story about their personality without saying a word.
- Makes for a fantastic gift for the coffee-obsessed friend who also happens to be a connoisseur of the cocktail hour.
- An essential weekend wardrobe staple that transitions seamlessly from a casual afternoon brunch to a late-night party with the crew.
Styling Tips:
To maximize the impact of this tee, lean into its casual, retro roots. Pair it with a distressed denim jacket and your favorite worn-in jeans for a classic, rugged look that screams weekend ready. For a slightly more “put together” feel that still maintains its edge, tuck it into a pair of dark chinos and throw on some clean white sneakers. If you’re heading to a casual backyard BBQ or a pub crawl, simply wear it as is—the bold, distressed typography does all the heavy lifting for your outfit. It’s the kind of versatile piece that works just as well under a leather jacket as it does paired with simple lounge shorts on a warm summer evening. No matter how you wear it, the message remains clear: the work day is over, and the real fun is just beginning.
Whether you’re a fan of clever wordplay or just someone who appreciates a good drink after a long day of productivity, the Coffee, You Are On The Bench. Alcohol. Suit Up. Vintage Distressed T-Shirt Funny Tee is a must-have addition to your closet. It perfectly encapsulates the balance between the hustle and the hang, ensuring you look great while you’re bailing out the caffeine and bringing in the booze. Don’t let your style sit on the sidelines while your personality waits for the weekend. It’s time to suit up, embrace the humor, and make a statement that everyone at the bar will appreciate. This shirt is your new go-to for every occasion where laughter and a cold drink are the top priorities.
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