Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
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| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
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| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Celebrate the Legend of the “Know-It-All” with This Hilarious Retro Graphic Tee
We all have that one person in our lives who simply refuses to admit they don’t have the answer. Whether it is a trivia night gone wrong or a debate about something as obscure as 18th-century plumbing, their confidence never wavers. This Cody Knows Everything If He Doesnt Know He Makes Something Up Retro T-Shirt Funny Tee is a brilliant tribute to that specific brand of overconfidence. It captures the essence of the “confidently incorrect” personality that makes our social circles so much more entertaining. Wearing this shirt isn’t just about fashion; it’s about acknowledging the hilarious human tendency to prioritize a good story over a boring fact. The design leans into a vintage aesthetic that suggests this particular brand of humor is timeless, much like the legendary “Cody” who has been confidently making things up since the dawn of time. It is a sarcastic graphic tee that serves as a badge of honor for anyone who enjoys a bit of harmless fabrication in the name of keeping the conversation moving.
Beyond the witty commentary on human nature, this piece of vintage-inspired apparel is designed for those who value long-lasting comfort as much as a good laugh. When you slip this on, you will immediately notice the superior texture provided by the premium cotton construction. It has been crafted to offer a soft blend feel that avoids the stiffness often found in standard novelty humorous shirt options. The fabric is breathable and lightweight, making it an ideal choice for a casual day out, a weekend gathering, or even just lounging at home while you think of your next “alternative fact.” The retro typography and distressed styling evoke a sense of nostalgia, making it look like a cherished find from a thrift store, yet it possesses the durability of a brand-new high-quality garment. It hangs perfectly on the frame, ensuring you look sharp while delivering your latest tall tale. This shirt isn’t just a piece of clothing; it’s a conversation starter that invites smiles and nods of recognition from anyone who has ever met a “Cody.”
Product Highlights:
- Unmatched Comfort: Crafted from a premium cotton and soft blend for a luxurious feel that lasts all day.
- Witty Retro Design: Features a vintage-inspired aesthetic that perfectly complements the sarcastic and humorous messaging.
- Durable Construction: Built to withstand repeated washes without losing its shape or the vibrancy of the graphic print.
- Perfect Personality Gift Idea: An excellent choice for the friend, brother, or colleague who always has an answer, even when they have no idea what they are talking about.
Ultimately, this tee is about embracing the quirks that make our friends and family unique. Whether you are the “Cody” in question or you are buying this for someone who fits the description, it is guaranteed to be a hit. It successfully blends high-quality materials with a design that speaks to the heart of modern humor. It is more than just a novelty item; it is a stylish addition to any casual wardrobe that values wit and character. Don’t miss out on the chance to own a piece that perfectly summarizes that one person we all know and love. Grab your Cody Knows Everything If He Doesnt Know He Makes Something Up Retro T-Shirt Funny Tee today and wear your “expertise” with pride, regardless of whether your facts are actually true or just expertly crafted on the spot!
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