Chicago Girl Nutrition Facts Distressed T-Shirt, Funny Graphic Tee Souvenir

19.95 $

T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE
Measurements	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
Width, in	18.00	20.00	22.00	24.00	26.00	28.00
Length, in	28.00	29.00	30.00	31.00	32.00	33.00
Sleeve length	15.10	16.50	18.00	19.50	21.00	22.40
Tolerance	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50

UNISEX HOODIE
Measurements	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
Width, in	20.08	22.05	24.02	25.98	27.99	29.92
Length, in	27.17	27.95	29.13	29.92	31.10	31.89
Sleeve length	33.50	34.50	35.50	36.50	37.50	38.50
Tolerance	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50

UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT
Measurements	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
Width, in	20.00	22.01	24.00	26.00	28.00	30.00
Length, in	27.00	28.00	29.00	30.00	31.00	32.00
Sleeve length	33.50	34.50	35.50	36.50	37.50	38.50
Tolerance	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50

UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP
Measurements	S	M	L	XL	2XL
Width, in	18.23	20.24	22.24	24.25	26.22
Length, in	26.97	27.99	28.98	30.00	30.98
Arm opening	10.12	10.75	11.63	12.50	13.37
Tolerance	1.00	1.00	1.00	1.00	1.00

Description

Celebrate Your Windy City Pride with the Chicago Girl Nutrition Facts Distressed T-Shirt

Being a woman from Chicago is about more than just a zip code; it is an identity forged in the heart of the Midwest, defined by resilience, a sharp sense of humor, and an unwavering loyalty to the neighborhood. This Chicago Girl Nutrition Facts Distressed T-Shirt perfectly captures that unique spirit, transforming the familiar layout of a food label into a witty tribute to the “ingredients” that make a Chicagoan truly special. It is a playful way to showcase the strength, sass, and deep-dish devotion that comes with growing up in the Second City. By choosing this Chicago Girl Nutrition Facts Distressed T-Shirt, you are not just wearing a piece of clothing; you are wearing a conversation starter that resonates with anyone who understands the grit and glamour of the 312 and 773. Whether you are walking through Millennium Park or grabbing a coffee in Logan Square, this shirt serves as a badge of honor for those who carry the Windy City in their soul.

Key Features:

Crafted from a premium cotton and soft blend for maximum breathability and all-day comfort.
Features a high-quality, distressed print that offers a vintage-inspired streetwear aesthetic.
Designed with durable double-needle stitching on the sleeves and bottom hem for long-lasting wear.
A versatile unisex fit that provides a relaxed, modern silhouette for all body types.

When it comes to building a wardrobe that reflects your personality, versatility is key. This Windy City apparel is designed to integrate seamlessly into your urban lifestyle fashion, looking just as good paired with a leather jacket and boots as it does with your favorite leggings for a casual weekend look. The distressed graphic provides a lived-in, “favorite shirt” feel right from the first wear, making it a standout piece in the world of vintage-inspired streetwear. Beyond its stylistic appeal, this funny graphic tee souvenir is built to endure. To maintain the integrity of the design and the softness of the fabric, we recommend machine washing it in cold water with similar colors and tumble drying on a low setting. The high-quality printing process ensures that the “Nutrition Facts” stay bold and legible, wash after wash, so you can continue to display your Chicagoan heritage for years to come. It also makes an exceptional gift for displaced Chicagoans living across the country, providing them with a stylish piece of home they can wear with pride.

In a marketplace filled with generic tourist merchandise, this Chicago Girl Nutrition Facts Distressed T-Shirt stands out by offering a clever, localized perspective on what it means to be a woman in the great city of Chicago. It balances the line between casual comfort and meaningful storytelling, making it a must-have for locals and visitors alike. Whether you are buying it for yourself as a reminder of your roots or gifting it as a funny graphic tee souvenir to a friend, this shirt delivers on both quality and character. Embrace the humor, celebrate the culture, and let everyone know exactly what you are made of with the Chicago Girl Nutrition Facts Distressed T-Shirt.

Chicago Girl Nutrition Facts Distressed T-Shirt, Funny Graphic Tee Souvenir

About The Product

Product Details: Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee

About The Product

The Gildan 5000 heavy cotton tee is a dependable classic made for everyday wear and custom printing. Its 100% cotton fabric is tightly knit to give designs sharper detail and long-lasting color. The seamless body eliminates side seams for a smoother fit.

⚠️ Note: The White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white due to fabric properties.

Key Features

Shoulder Tape
Stabilizes back seams to prevent stretching.

No Side Seams
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & looks better.

Ribbed Knit Collar
Highly elastic collar retains shape without seams.

Material Composition
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: Poly blends.

Care Instructions

Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
Tumble dry: Low heat
Do not iron; Do not dryclean

Origin & Safety

Made in Nicaragua
Meets US/EU safety standards
Unisex Sizing (Adult)

Product Details: Unisex Heavy Blend™ Hoodie

About The Product

The Gildan Heavy Blend™ hoodie, made from a soft cotton-poly blend, provides warmth and durability. Its unisex fit offers everyday versatility, with ribbed cuffs and hem to keep the shape intact. A large front pocket adds convenience, while the double-lined hood with matching drawcord gives it a clean, cohesive look. Trusted for custom printing and casual wear.

⚠️ Note: Due to fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

Key Features

50% Cotton, 50% Polyester
Strong, smooth fabric perfect for printing. Heather Sport colors are 40/60 blend.

Drawstring Hood
Adjustable double-lined hood with self-colored woven cord.

Spacious Pockets
Kangaroo pouch pocket always keeps your hands warm.

Without Side Seams
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, reducing fabric waste.

Care Instructions

Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
Tumble dry: Medium heat
Iron, steam or dry: Low heat
Do not dryclean

Origin & Compliance

Made in Bangladesh
Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
High quality DTG & DTF printing methods

Product Details: Unisex Heavy Blend™ Crewneck Sweatshirt

About The Product

The Gildan 18000 sweatshirt is a unisex heavy blend crewneck made from a 50/50 cotton-polyester fabric, combining softness with lasting durability. Its smooth surface supports crisp, vibrant prints. The ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs help it keep its shape over time. A seamless body design reduces irritation and adds to overall comfort.

⚠️ Note:
– The White color variant may appear off-white due to fabric properties.
– Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.

Key Features

50% Cotton, 50% Polyester
Heavy blend fabric combines softness with durability.

Ribbed Knit Collar
Highly elastic collar helps retain shape, with seam.

Without Side Seams
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & makes garment more attractive.

Reinforced Cuffs
Helps sleeves stay in place and maintain shape.

Care Instructions

Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
Tumble dry: Low heat
Do not iron; Do not dryclean
Bleach as needed (non-chlorine)

Origin & Compliance

Made in Nicaragua
Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
Embroidery & DTG printing friendly

Product Details: Unisex Jersey Tank Top

About The Product

This must-have unisex jersey tank top fits like a well-loved favorite. High quality print makes it an ultimate statement shirt for years to come. This item has side seams to provide structural support. All bindings are the same fabric as the rest of the tank. Depending on the color, cotton, polyester, or rayon can appear.