Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Celebrate Your Dessert Obsession with a Bold Vintage Aesthetic
Food culture has evolved into a unique form of self-expression where we wear our cravings with pride. The Cheesecake Slut Vintage Distressed T-Shirt isn’t just a piece of clothing; it’s a manifesto for those who prioritize creamy, decadent desserts over almost everything else. This design taps into the modern “foodie” subculture that uses humor to bridge the gap between irony and genuine passion. The distressed aesthetic suggests a garment that has been loved and worn through countless bakery visits, offering a sense of nostalgia that pairs perfectly with the irreverent, bold typography. It’s for the person who doesn’t just eat dessert—they celebrate it as a core part of their identity. Whether you are a fan of classic New York style, strawberry topped, or chocolate swirled, this funny novelty graphic tee captures the essence of a true aficionado who isn’t afraid to show off their playful side.
Key Features:
- Crafted from premium cotton for a breathable, lightweight feel that lasts all day.
- Features a high-quality soft blend that ensures maximum comfort for casual wear or lounging.
- Designed with a vintage-inspired distressed print that offers a trendy, lived-in look.
- Printed using durable, eco-friendly inks that maintain their color and detail through every wash cycle.
Versatility is at the heart of this vintage-inspired streetwear. This t-shirt transitions effortlessly from a casual brunch date at your favorite cafe to a relaxed evening at home. You can easily pair it with your favorite denim jacket and high-waisted jeans for a look that screams “effortlessly cool,” or layer it under a cozy flannel for those crisp autumn days spent searching for the perfect slice. Beyond the style, we understand that longevity is key for your favorite piece of foodie humor merch. To maintain the integrity of the fabric and the weathered look of the print, we recommend washing this garment inside out in cold water. Tumble dry on low heat or, better yet, hang dry to preserve the natural fibers of the premium cotton. By following these simple care steps, you ensure that the humor and the comfort of your dessert lover apparel remain intact for years to come. It’s a piece designed to be a conversation starter, sparking smiles and nods of agreement from fellow enthusiasts wherever you go.
In a world that often takes itself too seriously, wearing something that highlights your playful side is a breath of fresh air. This shirt is more than just a novelty item; it is a badge of honor for anyone who finds pure joy in the simple pleasure of a perfect slice of cake. It makes for an incredible gift for the baker in your life or a well-deserved treat for yourself to celebrate your culinary obsession. When you slip on the Cheesecake Slut Vintage Distressed T-Shirt, you are signaling to the world that you have great taste—both in fashion and in food. It’s the perfect blend of sarcasm, comfort, and retro flair, making it an essential addition to any modern wardrobe.
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