Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
The Ultimate Post-Ironic Statement: Burbaloni Luliloli Vintage Capybara T-Shirt
In the ever-evolving landscape of digital humor, some things transcend logic to become cultural landmarks of the modern age. The Burbaloni Luliloli Vintage Capybara T-Shirt captures this specific brand of contemporary surrealism perfectly. It taps directly into the “brainrot meme culture” that defines the current online generation—a world where words like “Burbaloni” and “Luliloli” function as secret handshakes for the chronically online. This piece of apparel isn’t just about a cute animal; it’s an exploration of post-ironic detachment and the joy of the nonsensical. The capybara, long hailed as the internet’s mascot of chill and indifference, serves as the perfect vessel for this chaotic linguistic energy. Wearing this shirt signifies that you are fluent in the language of the internet, embracing the “oddly specific irony” that makes modern memes so compelling. It is a tribute to the beauty of a world that moves too fast to always make sense, providing a physical anchor for a digital zeitgeist.
Key Features:
- Constructed from premium cotton to ensure a breathable, lightweight feel that lasts through every season.
- Features a high-definition print process that preserves the intricate, “vintage” aesthetic of the design even after repeated cycles in the laundry.
- Made with a soft blend of materials that offers both superior durability and a gentle, comfortable touch against the skin.
- Designed with a classic, unisex fit that makes it a versatile addition to any wardrobe, regardless of personal style.
This garment is more than just a manifestation of the “Gen Z humor aesthetic”; it is a versatile staple for those who appreciate the intersection of high-speed digital trends and classic streetwear. The “vintage” treatment of the graphic provides a nostalgic, weathered contrast to the hyper-modern “brainrot” terminology, creating a piece of “internet subculture fashion” that feels both timeless and temporary. Whether you’re heading to a local meet-up, a casual study session, or just lounging at home while scrolling through endless feeds, this tee adapts to your lifestyle. To keep the irony crisp and the fabric feeling like new, we recommend washing this piece in cold water with similar colors. Avoiding high heat in the dryer will help maintain the structural integrity of the premium cotton fibers and ensure the print remains vibrant. This shirt is designed to withstand the rigors of daily life, much like a viral meme survives the relentless cycle of the social media algorithm. It bridges the gap between the glowing screen and the physical world, allowing you to wear your digital identity with confidence and ease.
Ultimately, this shirt is a statement of belonging in a niche community that finds joy in the absurd and the abstract. It’s a celebration of the weird, the wired, and the wonderful nuances of human interaction in the 21st century. By choosing the Burbaloni Luliloli Vintage Capybara T-Shirt, you aren’t just buying a piece of clothing; you’re investing in a slice of internet history. It reflects a unique sense of humor that prioritizes the surreal over the obvious, making it the perfect gift or personal acquisition for any collector of unconventional merch. Step into the world of high-level irony and let your wardrobe speak the language of the digital future.

About The Product
About The Product
The Gildan 5000 heavy cotton tee is a dependable classic made for everyday wear and custom printing. Its 100% cotton fabric is tightly knit to give designs sharper detail and long-lasting color. The seamless body eliminates side seams for a smoother fit.
Key Features
Stabilizes back seams to prevent stretching.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & looks better.
Highly elastic collar retains shape without seams.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: Poly blends.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
Origin & Safety
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets US/EU safety standards
- Unisex Sizing (Adult)
About The Product
The Gildan Heavy Blend™ hoodie, made from a soft cotton-poly blend, provides warmth and durability. Its unisex fit offers everyday versatility, with ribbed cuffs and hem to keep the shape intact. A large front pocket adds convenience, while the double-lined hood with matching drawcord gives it a clean, cohesive look. Trusted for custom printing and casual wear.
Key Features
Strong, smooth fabric perfect for printing. Heather Sport colors are 40/60 blend.
Adjustable double-lined hood with self-colored woven cord.
Kangaroo pouch pocket always keeps your hands warm.
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, reducing fabric waste.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Low heat
- Do not dryclean
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Bangladesh
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- High quality DTG & DTF printing methods
About The Product
The Gildan 18000 sweatshirt is a unisex heavy blend crewneck made from a 50/50 cotton-polyester fabric, combining softness with lasting durability. Its smooth surface supports crisp, vibrant prints. The ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs help it keep its shape over time. A seamless body design reduces irritation and adds to overall comfort.
– The White color variant may appear off-white due to fabric properties.
– Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.
Key Features
Heavy blend fabric combines softness with durability.
Highly elastic collar helps retain shape, with seam.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & makes garment more attractive.
Helps sleeves stay in place and maintain shape.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
- Bleach as needed (non-chlorine)
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- Embroidery & DTG printing friendly
About The Product
This must-have unisex jersey tank top fits like a well-loved favorite. High quality print makes it an ultimate statement shirt for years to come. This item has side seams to provide structural support. All bindings are the same fabric as the rest of the tank. Depending on the color, cotton, polyester, or rayon can appear.
Key Features
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment’s shape longer and give structural support.
Bindings are made from the same fabric as the body of the garment for a polished look.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: 52/48 blend. Tri-blends: 50% Poly, 25% Cotton, 25% Rayon.
Meets flammability requirements. Safe for adults.
- Machine wash: Warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Medium heat
- Do not dryclean
- Made in Nicaragua
- Adult Sizing
- High quality print surface

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