Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Celebrate the Vibe with the Bruh Its My Brothers Birthday Retro Distressed T-Shirt
Siblings share a unique language, often punctuated by a well-timed “bruh” that conveys everything from disbelief to excitement. This shirt captures that effortless, cool attitude that defines modern brotherhood and sibling dynamics. Whether you are the older sibling looking to poke a bit of fun or the younger one showing up to the party in style, the Bruh Its My Brothers Birthday Retro Distressed T-Shirt is the perfect way to announce the occasion without being overly sentimental. It speaks to a bond built on inside jokes, shared memories, and a mutual understanding that family celebrations don’t always have to be formal. The distressed aesthetic adds a layer of vintage nostalgia, making it feel like a long-lost favorite from a bygone era, yet it remains perfectly suited for today’s streetwear trends. It is more than just a piece of clothing; it is a statement of solidarity and a funny tee idea that resonates with anyone who values a good laugh over a traditional party hat.
Key Features:
- Premium Comfort: Crafted from a soft blend of high-quality materials to ensure a cozy feel all day long.
- Vintage Aesthetic: Features a high-quality print designed to maintain its retro distressed look even after multiple cycles in the wash.
- Tailored Fit: Designed with a modern cut that looks great on all body types, ensuring you look sharp at any celebration.
- Breathable Fabric: Made with premium cotton for a lightweight feel that keeps you cool during high-energy birthday festivities.
When it comes to versatility, this funny birthday tee is a total wardrobe powerhouse. It is not just intended for the actual birthday party; it is a versatile staple for casual Fridays, weekend outings, or even as a fun conversation starter at the local gym. You can easily pair it with your favorite denim jeans for a classic, laid-back look, or layer it under a flannel shirt for those chilly evening bonfires or outdoor gatherings. Because the design embraces a retro-style graphic shirt aesthetic, it fits seamlessly into a variety of fashion subcultures, from indie styles to urban streetwear. To ensure your sibling celebration apparel stays in peak condition, we recommend a simple care routine. Always turn the garment inside out before tossing it into the washing machine to protect the integrity of the distressed graphic. Use cold water and a mild detergent to preserve the vibrant hues and the soft blend of the fabric. For drying, a low-heat tumble or air drying is best to avoid any unwanted shrinkage and to maintain that perfect fit you loved the first time you put it on. By following these easy steps, the shirt will remain a go-to piece in your rotation for years to come, reminding everyone of that epic birthday bash every time you step out.
Ultimately, finding the right gift for a sibling can be a challenge, but this design simplifies the process by focusing on humor and effortless style. It captures the essence of modern sibling relationships—relaxed, funny, and slightly irreverent. If you want to stand out and bring a smile to your brother’s face while showing your support, choosing the Bruh Its My Brothers Birthday Retro Distressed T-Shirt is a guaranteed win. It combines high-quality construction with a design that feels personal yet trendy. Whether you are heading out for a big night on the town or just chilling at home with the family, this shirt ensures you do it with the right vibe. Celebrate the bond that only siblings truly understand and make this birthday one to remember with a gift that truly speaks his language.

About The Product
About The Product
The Gildan 5000 heavy cotton tee is a dependable classic made for everyday wear and custom printing. Its 100% cotton fabric is tightly knit to give designs sharper detail and long-lasting color. The seamless body eliminates side seams for a smoother fit.
Key Features
Stabilizes back seams to prevent stretching.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & looks better.
Highly elastic collar retains shape without seams.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: Poly blends.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
Origin & Safety
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets US/EU safety standards
- Unisex Sizing (Adult)
About The Product
The Gildan Heavy Blend™ hoodie, made from a soft cotton-poly blend, provides warmth and durability. Its unisex fit offers everyday versatility, with ribbed cuffs and hem to keep the shape intact. A large front pocket adds convenience, while the double-lined hood with matching drawcord gives it a clean, cohesive look. Trusted for custom printing and casual wear.
Key Features
Strong, smooth fabric perfect for printing. Heather Sport colors are 40/60 blend.
Adjustable double-lined hood with self-colored woven cord.
Kangaroo pouch pocket always keeps your hands warm.
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, reducing fabric waste.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Low heat
- Do not dryclean
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Bangladesh
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- High quality DTG & DTF printing methods
About The Product
The Gildan 18000 sweatshirt is a unisex heavy blend crewneck made from a 50/50 cotton-polyester fabric, combining softness with lasting durability. Its smooth surface supports crisp, vibrant prints. The ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs help it keep its shape over time. A seamless body design reduces irritation and adds to overall comfort.
– The White color variant may appear off-white due to fabric properties.
– Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.
Key Features
Heavy blend fabric combines softness with durability.
Highly elastic collar helps retain shape, with seam.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & makes garment more attractive.
Helps sleeves stay in place and maintain shape.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
- Bleach as needed (non-chlorine)
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- Embroidery & DTG printing friendly
About The Product
This must-have unisex jersey tank top fits like a well-loved favorite. High quality print makes it an ultimate statement shirt for years to come. This item has side seams to provide structural support. All bindings are the same fabric as the rest of the tank. Depending on the color, cotton, polyester, or rayon can appear.
Key Features
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment’s shape longer and give structural support.
Bindings are made from the same fabric as the body of the garment for a polished look.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: 52/48 blend. Tri-blends: 50% Poly, 25% Cotton, 25% Rayon.
Meets flammability requirements. Safe for adults.
- Machine wash: Warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Medium heat
- Do not dryclean
- Made in Nicaragua
- Adult Sizing
- High quality print surface

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