Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Master the Craft with Humor: The Ultimate Brick Mason Hourly Rate Distressed T-Shirt
Every seasoned professional knows that expertise isn’t just about the hours put in; it is about the years of experience, the calloused hands, and the precision required to level every single row. The Brick Mason Hourly Rate Distressed T-Shirt perfectly captures the legendary wit of the job site, specifically the “sliding scale” of pricing that every tradesman has joked about at least once. This design isn’t just a piece of clothing; it is a badge of honor for those who understand that quality masonry is a fine art. The humor lies in the relatable truth that while the work is hard, dealing with “helpful” advice from bystanders can be even harder. By wearing this shirt, you are signaling a deep appreciation for the trade while maintaining that classic, gritty sense of humor that keeps the crew laughing through a long shift. Whether you are a master mason or an apprentice learning the ropes, this shirt serves as a tribute to the patience and skill required to build structures that last a lifetime.
Stepping into this garment feels as natural as picking up a well-worn trowel. We understand that construction worker apparel needs to be as resilient as the people wearing it. That is why this tee is constructed from a premium cotton that offers a breathable, lightweight feel without sacrificing the durability needed for an active lifestyle. The soft blend ensures that even after a day spent moving heavy materials and working under the sun, your clothing remains comfortable and non-restrictive. The distressed aesthetic of the print mimics the weathered look of a project that has stood the test of time, giving it an instant vintage appeal that looks better with every wash. This isn’t a stiff, uncomfortable uniform; it is a high-quality funny bricklayer tee designed for those who value both their style and their comfort. The fabric moves with you, providing the flexibility needed for a full range of motion, whether you are on the scaffolding or relaxing at a weekend barbecue with friends and family.
Product Highlights:
- Exceptional Comfort: Made with a premium cotton soft blend that feels broken-in from the very first wear, ensuring all-day ease.
- Relatable Trade Humor: Features a clever “hourly rate” graphic that resonates with every professional tradesman, making it a conversation starter.
- Vintage Distressed Style: The weathered print design offers a rugged, professional look that fits perfectly into any casual or work-related wardrobe.
- The Perfect Masonry Gift Idea: An ideal choice for birthdays, Father’s Day, or work anniversaries for the bricklayer who has everything.
In the world of professional construction, your reputation is built one brick at a time, and your gear should reflect that same commitment to excellence. This shirt strikes the perfect balance between professional pride and lighthearted sarcasm, making it a staple piece for anyone in the industry. It makes for a thoughtful and hilarious masonry gift idea for the hard-working person in your life who appreciates a good laugh as much as a straight line. Don’t settle for generic workwear when you can wear something that speaks to your specific expertise and personality. Elevate your wardrobe and claim your status on the job site with a look that is as solid as your stonework. Order your Brick Mason Hourly Rate Distressed T-Shirt today and let everyone know exactly what it costs for your professional touch!
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