Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Embrace the Feathery Chaos with Our Beware Of The Small Fluffy One Retro Conure Parrot T-Shirt
Every seasoned bird owner knows that physical size is a complete illusion when it comes to the mighty conure. They might look like delicate puffs of neon feathers and innocent round eyes, but beneath that adorable, velvet-soft exterior lies the spirit of a prehistoric raptor and a personality that could fill a stadium. This Beware Of The Small Fluffy One Retro Conure Parrot T-Shirt is more than just a piece of apparel; it is a witty public service announcement for anyone brave enough to step into your home. It perfectly captures the hilarious irony of the “Napoleon Complex” that defines the conure experience. Whether they are green-cheeks, sun conures, or jandayas, these birds rule their households with an iron beak and a heart of gold. By wearing this design, you are signaling to the world that you are a dedicated, perhaps slightly exhausted, servant to a tiny, colorful overlord. It celebrates the unique, chaotic bond shared between an avian companion and their human, where love is often measured in playful ear nibbles, loud morning greetings, and the occasional “beak-off” over a piece of fruit. The Beware Of The Small Fluffy One Retro Conure Parrot T-Shirt is the ultimate badge of honor for those who understand that “fluffy” does not always mean “docile.”

Beyond the clever humor and relatable message, this funny bird tee offers a deep sense of nostalgic style through its vintage-inspired aesthetic. The retro color palette and distressed typography evoke a classic era of design, making it a versatile addition to any casual wardrobe. When you slide this shirt on, you’ll immediately feel the difference of the premium cotton construction. We have selected a soft blend that prioritizes breathability and movement, which is essential whether you are participating in a local bird club meetup or simply scrubbing bird-safe cleaner off your living room walls. This retro conure parrot apparel is built for the long haul, designed to maintain its shape and the integrity of the print even after dozens of cycles through the wash. The fabric feels broken-in from the very first wear, providing that lived-in comfort that bird lovers crave during long days of interaction and play. It isn’t just about looking good; it’s about having a reliable, durable garment that reflects your passion for the avian world. The vintage vibe ensures that you stay on-trend while your shirt does the talking, sparking conversations with fellow enthusiasts who recognize the “small but mighty” energy of your feathery roommate.
Product Highlights:
- Premium Fabric Quality: Crafted from a high-quality premium cotton and soft blend for maximum comfort and long-lasting wearability during daily activities.
- Vintage Aesthetic: Features a stylish retro design that appeals to fans of classic 70s and 80s typography and muted, soulful color tones.
- The Perfect Conversation Starter: This funny bird tee is guaranteed to get laughs and nods of agreement from fellow parrot owners who know exactly what “small and fluffy” really means.
- Ideal Avian Enthusiast Gift: A thoughtful and humorous choice for birthdays, holidays, or “gotcha days” for any parrot mom, bird dad, or avian veterinarian in your life.
In the world of pet ownership, bird people are a special breed, and conure owners are perhaps the most resilient of them all. If you are looking for the absolute best avian enthusiast gift, or if you simply want to warn your houseguests about the feisty, demanding, and incredibly lovable personality of your resident parrot, this shirt is the perfect solution. It masterfully balances sharp humor with high-end comfort, ensuring that you look as good as you feel while defending your snacks from a diving conure. Don’t miss your chance to own the Beware Of The Small Fluffy One Retro Conure Parrot T-Shirt—it is time to officially acknowledge who really runs the house. Whether you’re at a pet expo or just relaxing at home with your bird on your shoulder, this tee is a must-have statement piece. Order your Beware Of The Small Fluffy One Retro Conure Parrot T-Shirt today and wear your bird-nerd status with the pride and humor it deserves!
About The Product
About The Product
The Gildan 5000 heavy cotton tee is a dependable classic made for everyday wear and custom printing. Its 100% cotton fabric is tightly knit to give designs sharper detail and long-lasting color. The seamless body eliminates side seams for a smoother fit.
Key Features
Stabilizes back seams to prevent stretching.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & looks better.
Highly elastic collar retains shape without seams.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: Poly blends.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
Origin & Safety
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets US/EU safety standards
- Unisex Sizing (Adult)
About The Product
The Gildan Heavy Blend™ hoodie, made from a soft cotton-poly blend, provides warmth and durability. Its unisex fit offers everyday versatility, with ribbed cuffs and hem to keep the shape intact. A large front pocket adds convenience, while the double-lined hood with matching drawcord gives it a clean, cohesive look. Trusted for custom printing and casual wear.
Key Features
Strong, smooth fabric perfect for printing. Heather Sport colors are 40/60 blend.
Adjustable double-lined hood with self-colored woven cord.
Kangaroo pouch pocket always keeps your hands warm.
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, reducing fabric waste.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Low heat
- Do not dryclean
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Bangladesh
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- High quality DTG & DTF printing methods
About The Product
The Gildan 18000 sweatshirt is a unisex heavy blend crewneck made from a 50/50 cotton-polyester fabric, combining softness with lasting durability. Its smooth surface supports crisp, vibrant prints. The ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs help it keep its shape over time. A seamless body design reduces irritation and adds to overall comfort.
– The White color variant may appear off-white due to fabric properties.
– Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.
Key Features
Heavy blend fabric combines softness with durability.
Highly elastic collar helps retain shape, with seam.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & makes garment more attractive.
Helps sleeves stay in place and maintain shape.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
- Bleach as needed (non-chlorine)
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- Embroidery & DTG printing friendly
About The Product
This must-have unisex jersey tank top fits like a well-loved favorite. High quality print makes it an ultimate statement shirt for years to come. This item has side seams to provide structural support. All bindings are the same fabric as the rest of the tank. Depending on the color, cotton, polyester, or rayon can appear.
Key Features
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment’s shape longer and give structural support.
Bindings are made from the same fabric as the body of the garment for a polished look.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: 52/48 blend. Tri-blends: 50% Poly, 25% Cotton, 25% Rayon.
Meets flammability requirements. Safe for adults.
- Machine wash: Warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Medium heat
- Do not dryclean
- Made in Nicaragua
- Adult Sizing
- High quality print surface

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