Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Elevate Your Brewery Style with the Beergetarian Graphic Novelty Beer Tee
Being a “Beergetarian” isn’t just about what’s in your glass; it is a playful subversion of traditional dietary labels that celebrates a unique lifestyle. This Beergetarian Funny Craft Beer Lover T-Shirt captures that lighthearted spirit perfectly, offering a witty nod to those who value hops and barley above all else. It is designed for the person who treats a local brewery tour like a spiritual pilgrimage and considers a diverse flight of IPAs to be their essential daily serving of grains. The humor lies in the clever wordplay, bridging the gap between healthy living trends and the unadulterated joy of a perfectly chilled pint. Whether you are a connoisseur of hazy NEIPAs, robust imperial stouts, or crisp pilsners, this shirt signals your membership in a global community that appreciates wit as much as a well-balanced brew. It is more than just a piece of apparel; it is a social icebreaker that celebrates the artistry of brewing and the vibrant culture that surrounds the taproom.
Key Features:
- Constructed from premium cotton for a breathable, lightweight feel that stays comfortable all day long.
- Features high-definition graphic printing that ensures the witty design remains vibrant and sharp even after many washes.
- Tailored with a modern, versatile fit that looks great on all body types, making it a staple for any casual outing.
- Built with a durable soft blend and reinforced double-stitching to withstand the rigors of festivals and backyard gatherings.
This graphic novelty beer tee is the ultimate companion for those weekend adventures spent exploring local microbreweries or hosting an intensive bottle share with close friends. Its casual aesthetic makes it incredibly easy to style; simply pair it with your favorite broken-in denim, rugged cargo shorts, or layer it under a classic flannel shirt during the cooler autumn months. It transitions seamlessly from a relaxed afternoon on a sun-drenched brewery patio to a lively evening at a concert or a local sporting event. Because it resonates so strongly with the craft beer enthusiast gift category, it also serves as a thoughtful and humorous present for birthdays, Father’s Day, or holiday gift exchanges. It is the kind of gift that shows you truly understand their passions and their sense of humor.
To ensure your new favorite shirt maintains its high-quality look and feel, we recommend a few simple care steps. Machine wash the garment inside out using cold water to protect the print and the integrity of the premium cotton fibers. When it comes to drying, tumble dry on a low heat setting or, for the best results, hang it to air dry. This prevents unnecessary shrinkage and keeps the fabric feeling exceptionally soft against the skin. Avoid using bleach or aggressive detergents that could compromise the colors of your graphic novelty beer tee. By taking these small precautions, you ensure that your shirt remains a reliable part of your rotation for many rounds of cheers and toasts to come.
In summary, if your idea of a balanced diet involves a cold glass in each hand, this shirt is destined to be your new uniform. It masterfully combines sharp humor with superior construction to provide a garment that looks as impressive as it feels. The Beergetarian Funny Craft Beer Lover T-Shirt is an essential addition for anyone who appreciates the finer points of fermentation and the joy of a well-placed pun. Elevate your casual wardrobe and show the world your true dietary preferences with a piece of apparel that is as refreshing and unique as a rare, well-poured draught.
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