Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Channel Your Inner Artistic Genius with the Pretend I’m Van Gogh Graphic T-Shirt
Art is often about perspective, and sometimes the best perspective is one rooted in wit and self-aware humor. The Pretend I’m Van Gogh Graphic T-Shirt captures this sentiment perfectly, offering a clever nod to one of history’s most iconic figures while maintaining a minimalist, contemporary edge. This design isn’t just about wearing a name; it’s about embracing the “tortured artist” trope with a wink and a nudge. Whether you are a fan of Post-Impressionism or simply someone who appreciates a good meta-joke, this shirt serves as a wearable manifesto for the modern creative. It bypasses the need for elaborate costumes or flashy visuals, relying instead on the power of conceptual irony to make a statement. By choosing the Pretend I’m Van Gogh Graphic T-Shirt, you are signaling to the world that you value art history as much as you value a clever punchline, making it a staple for anyone who finds beauty in the unconventional.
Key Features:
- Crafted from a soft blend of high-quality fabrics that ensure breathability and all-day comfort for any creative endeavor.
- Features a high-definition print process that maintains the clarity of the typography, ensuring the humor remains sharp after many washes.
- Constructed with premium cotton fibers that provide a structured yet flexible fit, perfect for layering or wearing as a standalone piece.
- Reinforced stitching on the neckline and sleeves offers added durability, making it a reliable choice for daily wear.
Beyond its clever design, this novelty art tee is a masterclass in versatile styling. It fits seamlessly into a variety of aesthetic movements, from the “dark academia” look when paired with corduroy trousers and a blazer, to a more relaxed “art student” vibe when worn with distressed denim and sneakers. This versatility makes it an exceptional art lover gift, as it transcends specific fashion trends to offer something timeless and intellectually engaging. Because the design is rooted in text rather than complex imagery, it allows the wearer’s personality to take center stage. It’s the ideal creative aesthetic outfit for gallery openings, casual museum strolls, or even late-night study sessions in a coffee shop. The shirt acts as an icebreaker, inviting conversations about art, history, and the absurdity of modern identity, all while keeping you comfortable in its soft, high-quality fabric.
Maintaining the integrity of your artistic wardrobe is essential. To keep this garment looking its best, we recommend washing it inside out in cold water. This helps preserve the crispness of the lettering and protects the premium cotton texture from the rigors of the machine. Avoid using harsh bleaches, as you want to maintain the depth of the fabric’s hue to ensure the contrast of the design remains striking. Tumble drying on a low setting or air-drying is preferred to prevent any unwanted shrinkage, ensuring that your fit remains as perfect as the day you first put it on. By following these simple care steps, your shirt will remain a go-to piece for years to come, consistently providing that blend of comfort and intellectual humor that every art enthusiast craves.
In conclusion, the Pretend I’m Van Gogh Graphic T-Shirt is more than just a piece of apparel; it is a celebration of artistic legacy filtered through a modern lens of humor. It appeals to the scholar, the dreamer, and the jokester alike, providing a unique way to express one’s passion for the arts without saying a word. Its high-quality construction and thoughtful design make it a standout choice for those who want to add a bit of personality to their wardrobe. If you are looking for a gift that resonates with a deep appreciation for history while staying firmly planted in the present, look no further. The Pretend I’m Van Gogh Graphic T-Shirt is the ultimate expression of creative wit and timeless style.

About The Product
About The Product
The Gildan 5000 heavy cotton tee is a dependable classic made for everyday wear and custom printing. Its 100% cotton fabric is tightly knit to give designs sharper detail and long-lasting color. The seamless body eliminates side seams for a smoother fit.
Key Features
Stabilizes back seams to prevent stretching.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & looks better.
Highly elastic collar retains shape without seams.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: Poly blends.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
Origin & Safety
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets US/EU safety standards
- Unisex Sizing (Adult)
About The Product
The Gildan Heavy Blend™ hoodie, made from a soft cotton-poly blend, provides warmth and durability. Its unisex fit offers everyday versatility, with ribbed cuffs and hem to keep the shape intact. A large front pocket adds convenience, while the double-lined hood with matching drawcord gives it a clean, cohesive look. Trusted for custom printing and casual wear.
Key Features
Strong, smooth fabric perfect for printing. Heather Sport colors are 40/60 blend.
Adjustable double-lined hood with self-colored woven cord.
Kangaroo pouch pocket always keeps your hands warm.
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, reducing fabric waste.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Low heat
- Do not dryclean
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Bangladesh
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- High quality DTG & DTF printing methods
About The Product
The Gildan 18000 sweatshirt is a unisex heavy blend crewneck made from a 50/50 cotton-polyester fabric, combining softness with lasting durability. Its smooth surface supports crisp, vibrant prints. The ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs help it keep its shape over time. A seamless body design reduces irritation and adds to overall comfort.
– The White color variant may appear off-white due to fabric properties.
– Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.
Key Features
Heavy blend fabric combines softness with durability.
Highly elastic collar helps retain shape, with seam.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & makes garment more attractive.
Helps sleeves stay in place and maintain shape.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
- Bleach as needed (non-chlorine)
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- Embroidery & DTG printing friendly
About The Product
This must-have unisex jersey tank top fits like a well-loved favorite. High quality print makes it an ultimate statement shirt for years to come. This item has side seams to provide structural support. All bindings are the same fabric as the rest of the tank. Depending on the color, cotton, polyester, or rayon can appear.
Key Features
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment’s shape longer and give structural support.
Bindings are made from the same fabric as the body of the garment for a polished look.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: 52/48 blend. Tri-blends: 50% Poly, 25% Cotton, 25% Rayon.
Meets flammability requirements. Safe for adults.
- Machine wash: Warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Medium heat
- Do not dryclean
- Made in Nicaragua
- Adult Sizing
- High quality print surface

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