Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
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| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
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| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
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| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Master the Drones with Humor: The No The Cat Is Ok Im Just Practicing Bagpipes Funny T-Shirt
Anyone who has ever picked up a set of pipes knows that the initial learning curve is as loud as it is rewarding. The bagpipes are an instrument of power, tradition, and undeniable presence, but to the untrained ear—especially during those early practice sessions—the sound can be a bit startling. That is exactly why the “No The Cat Is Ok Im Just Practicing Bagpipes Funny T-Shirt” is such a vital addition to any piper’s wardrobe. This design isn’t just a piece of apparel; it is a humorous public service announcement for your neighbors, family members, and roommates who might be mistaking your dedication to Scottish music for a domestic emergency. By wearing this shirt, you are embracing the unique auditory signature of your craft and showing the world that you have a fantastic sense of humor about the “grace notes” and drones that define your musical journey. It captures a specific niche of musical comedy that only those within the piping community truly understand, making it a badge of honor for anyone brave enough to master the Great Highland Bagpipe.

Beyond the witty social commentary, this tee is designed with the physical demands of a musician in mind. When you are focused on maintaining steady pressure in the bag and perfecting your fingering on the chanter, you need clothing that moves with you and keeps you cool. Crafted from premium cotton and a high-quality soft blend, this garment provides the ultimate level of comfort for long rehearsals or casual days out at the Highland Games. The fabric is exceptionally breathable, ensuring that even during high-intensity sets, you remain comfortable and focused. Furthermore, the durability of the material means it can handle the rigors of frequent wear and the inevitable friction of bagpipe straps and covers. This is a shirt built to last as long as your passion for the pipes, maintaining its shape and softness wash after wash. It is the perfect piece of funny musician apparel that combines a lighthearted vibe with the high-end quality you expect from a staple wardrobe item. Whether you are heading to a pipe band practice or just running errands, the soft touch of the premium cotton ensures you feel as good as you look while sharing a laugh with everyone you meet.
Product Highlights:
- Unmatched comfort featuring a premium cotton construction and a soft blend for all-day wearability.
- A hilarious, relatable theme that serves as the perfect icebreaker for bagpipe players and traditional music fans.
- High-quality, long-lasting print that stays vibrant even after numerous trips through the laundry.
- A thoughtful and unique gift idea for birthdays, competitions, or as a “thank you” to a long-suffering neighbor.
In the world of traditional music, there is a deep-seated respect for the history of the pipes, but there is also a legendary sense of humor among those who play them. This shirt perfectly bridges that gap, allowing you to honor your Scottish heritage or your love for the instrument while poking a bit of fun at the sheer volume of your hobby. It’s a way to signal your membership in an elite group of musicians who aren’t afraid to let the drones roar. If you are looking for the ultimate way to deflect those “is everything okay?” glances from the people next door, look no further. This design is a must-have for any enthusiast who wants to combine style, comfort, and a clever joke into one package. Don’t wait for the next Highland gathering to show off your wit—order your “No The Cat Is Ok Im Just Practicing Bagpipes Funny T-Shirt” today and let your neighbors know that the only thing being “tortured” is a beautiful Celtic melody!
About The Product
About The Product
The Gildan 5000 heavy cotton tee is a dependable classic made for everyday wear and custom printing. Its 100% cotton fabric is tightly knit to give designs sharper detail and long-lasting color. The seamless body eliminates side seams for a smoother fit.
Key Features
Stabilizes back seams to prevent stretching.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & looks better.
Highly elastic collar retains shape without seams.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: Poly blends.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
Origin & Safety
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets US/EU safety standards
- Unisex Sizing (Adult)
About The Product
The Gildan Heavy Blend™ hoodie, made from a soft cotton-poly blend, provides warmth and durability. Its unisex fit offers everyday versatility, with ribbed cuffs and hem to keep the shape intact. A large front pocket adds convenience, while the double-lined hood with matching drawcord gives it a clean, cohesive look. Trusted for custom printing and casual wear.
Key Features
Strong, smooth fabric perfect for printing. Heather Sport colors are 40/60 blend.
Adjustable double-lined hood with self-colored woven cord.
Kangaroo pouch pocket always keeps your hands warm.
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, reducing fabric waste.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Low heat
- Do not dryclean
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Bangladesh
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- High quality DTG & DTF printing methods
About The Product
The Gildan 18000 sweatshirt is a unisex heavy blend crewneck made from a 50/50 cotton-polyester fabric, combining softness with lasting durability. Its smooth surface supports crisp, vibrant prints. The ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs help it keep its shape over time. A seamless body design reduces irritation and adds to overall comfort.
– The White color variant may appear off-white due to fabric properties.
– Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.
Key Features
Heavy blend fabric combines softness with durability.
Highly elastic collar helps retain shape, with seam.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & makes garment more attractive.
Helps sleeves stay in place and maintain shape.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
- Bleach as needed (non-chlorine)
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- Embroidery & DTG printing friendly
About The Product
This must-have unisex jersey tank top fits like a well-loved favorite. High quality print makes it an ultimate statement shirt for years to come. This item has side seams to provide structural support. All bindings are the same fabric as the rest of the tank. Depending on the color, cotton, polyester, or rayon can appear.
Key Features
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment’s shape longer and give structural support.
Bindings are made from the same fabric as the body of the garment for a polished look.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: 52/48 blend. Tri-blends: 50% Poly, 25% Cotton, 25% Rayon.
Meets flammability requirements. Safe for adults.
- Machine wash: Warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Medium heat
- Do not dryclean
- Made in Nicaragua
- Adult Sizing
- High quality print surface

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