Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Make a Bold Statement with the My Eyes Are Up Here Funny Duck Graphic T-Shirt
Humor is the ultimate icebreaker, and nothing says you have a sharp wit quite like the My Eyes Are Up Here Funny Duck Graphic T-Shirt. This design takes a classic, slightly defensive pop-culture trope and flips it on its head by featuring a feathered friend with an attitude. The vibe of this shirt is all about confidence and the refusal to take life too seriously. It’s for the person who appreciates the stoic, often misunderstood nature of waterfowl and wants to channel that energy into their daily wardrobe. This isn’t just a garment; it’s a piece of self-expression that signals you have a deep-seated appreciation for irony and a soft spot for nature’s most charismatic birds. Whether you are strolling through a local park or heading to a casual weekend gathering, the My Eyes Are Up Here Funny Duck Graphic T-Shirt ensures that your sense of humor is front and center, inviting smiles and sparking conversations wherever you go.

When it comes to your everyday attire, the feeling of the fabric is just as important as the message on the front. This quirky waterfowl apparel is designed with longevity and comfort in mind, utilizing a high-quality soft blend that feels gentle against the skin from the very first wear. The use of premium cotton ensures that the shirt remains breathable throughout the day, whether you are out on a birdwatching expedition or simply relaxing at home. We understand that a humorous graphic shirt should be a staple in your closet for years to come, which is why the construction features reinforced stitching and a fit that retains its shape even after multiple cycles in the wash. This sarcastic animal tee balances a relaxed silhouette with a modern aesthetic, making it versatile enough to pair with your favorite jeans, shorts, or layered under a jacket. It’s the kind of shirt that becomes a “go-to” favorite because it combines a lighthearted personality with the high-end feel of boutique apparel. Wearing it isn’t just about the laugh; it’s about the effortless comfort that allows your personality to shine through.
Product Highlights:
- Exceptional Comfort: Crafted from premium cotton and a soft blend to provide a lightweight, breathable feel that is perfect for all-day wear in any season.
- Durable Print Quality: The graphic is applied using advanced printing techniques that ensure the colors stay vibrant and the design remains crisp without cracking or fading.
- Versatile Unisex Fit: Designed to look great on everyone, this tee offers a tailored yet relaxed fit that makes it a fantastic novelty bird lover gift for friends and family.
- Eco-Conscious Construction: We prioritize quality materials that stand the test of time, reducing the need for frequent replacements and promoting a more sustainable wardrobe.
In a world that can often feel a bit too serious, choosing an outfit that brings a bit of levity to the day is a small but powerful act of rebellion. This tee is the perfect intersection of internet culture and avian appreciation, making it a standout choice for anyone who wants to showcase their unique perspective. If you are searching for the ultimate novelty bird lover gift for a birthday, holiday, or just because, this design hits all the right notes of sarcasm and charm. It captures the essence of what it means to be a fan of our feathered friends while keeping the mood light and fun. Don’t miss out on the chance to add some personality to your collection or to surprise a friend with a gift they will actually want to wear every week. Order your My Eyes Are Up Here Funny Duck Graphic T-Shirt today and let the world know that your style is just as clever as your wit.
About The Product
About The Product
The Gildan 5000 heavy cotton tee is a dependable classic made for everyday wear and custom printing. Its 100% cotton fabric is tightly knit to give designs sharper detail and long-lasting color. The seamless body eliminates side seams for a smoother fit.
Key Features
Stabilizes back seams to prevent stretching.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & looks better.
Highly elastic collar retains shape without seams.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: Poly blends.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
Origin & Safety
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets US/EU safety standards
- Unisex Sizing (Adult)
About The Product
The Gildan Heavy Blend™ hoodie, made from a soft cotton-poly blend, provides warmth and durability. Its unisex fit offers everyday versatility, with ribbed cuffs and hem to keep the shape intact. A large front pocket adds convenience, while the double-lined hood with matching drawcord gives it a clean, cohesive look. Trusted for custom printing and casual wear.
Key Features
Strong, smooth fabric perfect for printing. Heather Sport colors are 40/60 blend.
Adjustable double-lined hood with self-colored woven cord.
Kangaroo pouch pocket always keeps your hands warm.
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, reducing fabric waste.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Low heat
- Do not dryclean
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Bangladesh
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- High quality DTG & DTF printing methods
About The Product
The Gildan 18000 sweatshirt is a unisex heavy blend crewneck made from a 50/50 cotton-polyester fabric, combining softness with lasting durability. Its smooth surface supports crisp, vibrant prints. The ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs help it keep its shape over time. A seamless body design reduces irritation and adds to overall comfort.
– The White color variant may appear off-white due to fabric properties.
– Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.
Key Features
Heavy blend fabric combines softness with durability.
Highly elastic collar helps retain shape, with seam.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & makes garment more attractive.
Helps sleeves stay in place and maintain shape.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
- Bleach as needed (non-chlorine)
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- Embroidery & DTG printing friendly
About The Product
This must-have unisex jersey tank top fits like a well-loved favorite. High quality print makes it an ultimate statement shirt for years to come. This item has side seams to provide structural support. All bindings are the same fabric as the rest of the tank. Depending on the color, cotton, polyester, or rayon can appear.
Key Features
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment’s shape longer and give structural support.
Bindings are made from the same fabric as the body of the garment for a polished look.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: 52/48 blend. Tri-blends: 50% Poly, 25% Cotton, 25% Rayon.
Meets flammability requirements. Safe for adults.
- Machine wash: Warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Medium heat
- Do not dryclean
- Made in Nicaragua
- Adult Sizing
- High quality print surface

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