Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Claim Your Status with the IM That Legendary Bert Everyone Is Talking About T-Shirt

There is a unique kind of charisma that comes with being a “Bert.” It is a name that carries weight, history, and a touch of mystery. When you wear the IM That Legendary Bert Everyone Is Talking About T-Shirt Tee Novelty Gift, you aren’t just wearing a piece of clothing; you are leaning into a persona of confidence and wit. This shirt captures the essence of “main character energy,” suggesting that wherever you go, a reputation precedes you. It’s about the playful irony of being a local legend, the person who everyone seems to have a story about, and the one who remains the life of every gathering. The vibe of this design is centered on self-assured humor, making it the perfect choice for someone who doesn’t take themselves too seriously but still wants to stand out as the undisputed icon of their social circle.
Beyond the witty exterior, the quality of this garment is designed to match its legendary status. We have utilized a premium cotton and soft blend to ensure that the wearer feels as good as they look. The fabric is chosen for its breathability and its ability to maintain a smooth texture against the skin, even after a full day of being the center of attention. This isn’t a flimsy, one-time-wear item; the durable construction ensures that the fit remains consistent and the feel stays luxurious. By choosing a high-quality soft blend, we ensure that your comfort is never sacrificed for the sake of a bold statement, allowing you to exude confidence from morning until night.
Why This Design Rocks:
- The Ultimate Personal Identity Piece: This functions as a personalized name shirt that transforms a common name into a prestigious title, making it a staple for anyone named Bert who enjoys a bit of spotlight.
- A Perfect Funny Birthday Gift: If you are looking for a funny birthday gift for a friend, father, or grandfather named Bert, this tee provides a blend of sentimentality and humor that regular gifts simply can’t match.
- High-Quality Humorous Apparel: Unlike generic clothing, this humorous apparel uses clever phrasing to act as an immediate icebreaker, sparking conversations and laughs at parties or family reunions.
- Versatile Custom Graphic Tee Vibe: The design has the aesthetic appeal of a custom graphic tee, offering a unique look that sets it apart from mass-produced department store finds.
Styling Tips:
The beauty of this tee lies in its versatility. For a classic, relaxed look, pair it with your favorite weathered denim and a pair of clean white sneakers. If you want to lean into the “legendary” aspect for a night out, layer it under a structured flannel or a casual leather jacket to add some depth to the outfit. Because the shirt itself is a conversation starter, keep the rest of your accessories minimal. It works exceptionally well in casual environments like backyard BBQs, sports bars, or even as a standout piece at a local community event where everyone truly might be talking about you.
In conclusion, being a legend isn’t just about what you do; it’s about how you present yourself to the world. By choosing the IM That Legendary Bert Everyone Is Talking About T-Shirt Tee Novelty Gift, you are embracing a legacy of humor and personality. It serves as a reminder that every Bert has a story worth telling and a reputation worth celebrating. Whether you are buying it for yourself or as a thoughtful gesture for a loved one, this shirt is guaranteed to bring a smile to everyone’s face while keeping the “Legendary Bert” at the heart of the conversation.
About The Product
About The Product
The Gildan 5000 heavy cotton tee is a dependable classic made for everyday wear and custom printing. Its 100% cotton fabric is tightly knit to give designs sharper detail and long-lasting color. The seamless body eliminates side seams for a smoother fit.
Key Features
Stabilizes back seams to prevent stretching.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & looks better.
Highly elastic collar retains shape without seams.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: Poly blends.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
Origin & Safety
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets US/EU safety standards
- Unisex Sizing (Adult)
About The Product
The Gildan Heavy Blend™ hoodie, made from a soft cotton-poly blend, provides warmth and durability. Its unisex fit offers everyday versatility, with ribbed cuffs and hem to keep the shape intact. A large front pocket adds convenience, while the double-lined hood with matching drawcord gives it a clean, cohesive look. Trusted for custom printing and casual wear.
Key Features
Strong, smooth fabric perfect for printing. Heather Sport colors are 40/60 blend.
Adjustable double-lined hood with self-colored woven cord.
Kangaroo pouch pocket always keeps your hands warm.
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, reducing fabric waste.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Low heat
- Do not dryclean
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Bangladesh
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- High quality DTG & DTF printing methods
About The Product
The Gildan 18000 sweatshirt is a unisex heavy blend crewneck made from a 50/50 cotton-polyester fabric, combining softness with lasting durability. Its smooth surface supports crisp, vibrant prints. The ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs help it keep its shape over time. A seamless body design reduces irritation and adds to overall comfort.
– The White color variant may appear off-white due to fabric properties.
– Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.
Key Features
Heavy blend fabric combines softness with durability.
Highly elastic collar helps retain shape, with seam.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & makes garment more attractive.
Helps sleeves stay in place and maintain shape.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
- Bleach as needed (non-chlorine)
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- Embroidery & DTG printing friendly
About The Product
This must-have unisex jersey tank top fits like a well-loved favorite. High quality print makes it an ultimate statement shirt for years to come. This item has side seams to provide structural support. All bindings are the same fabric as the rest of the tank. Depending on the color, cotton, polyester, or rayon can appear.
Key Features
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment’s shape longer and give structural support.
Bindings are made from the same fabric as the body of the garment for a polished look.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: 52/48 blend. Tri-blends: 50% Poly, 25% Cotton, 25% Rayon.
Meets flammability requirements. Safe for adults.
- Machine wash: Warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Medium heat
- Do not dryclean
- Made in Nicaragua
- Adult Sizing
- High quality print surface

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