Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
The Ultimate Badge of Honor: Why Every Rider Needs This Hilarious Cycling Statement
Every cyclist knows the heart-pounding moment when gravity decides to take the lead. Whether it is a mistimed jump on a technical trail or an unfortunate encounter with a slippery patch of road, the resulting “stunt” is rarely planned but always memorable. This is the core philosophy behind the I Do My Own Stunts Funny Bike Lover Graphic T-Shirt. It is a design that celebrates the grit, the occasional lack of grace, and the undeniable resilience of the cycling community. Instead of hiding the scrapes and bruises that come with the territory, this shirt invites you to wear them like a badge of honor. It captures a specific type of mountain bike humor that only those who have tasted the dirt can truly appreciate. By framing a wipeout as a deliberate “stunt,” the wearer signals to the world that they aren’t afraid to push their limits, even if those limits occasionally push back. This I Do My Own Stunts Funny Bike Lover Graphic T-Shirt is more than just a piece of apparel; it is a humorous manifesto for anyone who believes that if you aren’t falling, you aren’t trying hard enough.
Key Features:
- Exceptional Fabric Quality: Crafted from premium cotton, this shirt offers a breathable and lightweight feel that stays comfortable all day long, whether you are at the bike shop or the bistro.
- Durable Graphic Integrity: We use high-definition printing techniques and eco-friendly inks to ensure that the witty message remains vibrant and crack-resistant even after dozens of trips through the laundry.
- Tailored for Comfort: Featuring a soft blend of fibers and a modern retail fit, this tee includes side-seamed construction and shoulder-to-shoulder taping to maintain its shape over time.
- Versatile Unisex Styling: Designed to look great on all body types, the cut is neither too baggy nor too tight, making it the ideal choice for casual outings or post-race celebrations.
When it comes to versatility, this novelty cycling tee is unmatched in the world of cyclist casual wear. While your aerodynamic jerseys and padded shorts are reserved for the saddle, this shirt is what you reach for when the ride is over. It serves as an instant conversation starter at the trailhead, immediately identifying you as someone who knows the highs and lows of the sport. It also makes for an incredible bike enthusiast gift. We all have that one friend who seems to spend as much time on the ground as they do on their pedals; this shirt acknowledges their “talent” with a wink and a nod. Beyond the humor, the construction of the garment is designed for longevity. To maintain the “soft blend” feel and the crispness of the graphic, we recommend a cold machine wash with similar colors. Tumble drying on a low setting or air-drying will ensure that the fabric stays plush and the fit remains perfect, ride after ride.
In conclusion, being a cyclist is about embracing the journey, including the parts where you end up horizontal. The I Do My Own Stunts Funny Bike Lover Graphic T-Shirt perfectly encapsulates the spirit of adventure and the self-deprecating humor that makes the cycling world so unique. It is a tribute to the brave, the bold, and the slightly clumsy riders who keep going no matter what. Whether you are treating yourself or looking for the perfect gift for a fellow gearhead, the I Do My Own Stunts Funny Bike Lover Graphic T-Shirt is a high-quality, hilarious addition to any wardrobe that celebrates the true “stuntman” in all of us.
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