Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Master the Art of the Deadpan Eye-Roll with the For A Minute There You Bored Me To Death Graphic T-Shirt

In a world where everyone is fighting for attention and social interactions often feel like a marathon of small talk, the For A Minute There You Bored Me To Death Graphic T-Shirt stands as a beacon for the introverted, the sarcastic, and the unapologetically honest. This design isn’t just about a funny phrase; it taps into a universal human experience—the moment where a conversation becomes so mundane it feels like a physical burden. By wearing this shirt, you are signaling a specific type of dark humor and a refusal to participate in the performative excitement of modern social life. It is the ultimate anthem for those who value their time and aren’t afraid to let the world know when their interest has peaked and plummeted. Whether you are navigating a tedious office meeting or a lackluster social gathering, this tee serves as a silent, witty companion that says exactly what you are thinking, so you don’t have to.
Beyond the message, the construction of this garment prioritizes the wearer’s comfort above all else. We understand that a statement piece is only as good as it feels on the skin, which is why this tee is crafted from premium cotton and a curated soft blend. This choice of materials ensures that the fabric remains breathable during high-stress social situations while maintaining a structure that looks sharp and intentional. The premium cotton provides a natural feel that improves with every wash, while the soft blend prevents the stiffness often associated with standard novelty tops. It is a durable, high-quality piece of apparel designed to last through years of monotonous conversations and countless laundry cycles without losing its shape or the vibrancy of its message. When you wear this, you are choosing a garment that respects your skin as much as it respects your sense of humor.
Why This Design Rocks:
- Unmatched Deadpan Humor: This witty statement tee delivers a punchline that is dry, direct, and incredibly relatable to anyone who has ever felt socially drained.
- Premium Sarcastic Apparel: Move beyond basic graphics with a design that speaks to a sophisticated level of irony and self-awareness, making it a standout piece in any collection.
- A Truly Unique Gift Idea: If you have a friend who is notoriously hard to impress or who prides themselves on their “resting bored face,” this is the perfect novelty gift to match their personality.
- Versatile Social Barrier: It functions as a playful warning to those who might bring uninteresting topics to the table, making it a great conversation starter (or stopper) for those with a sharp wit.
Styling Tips:
The beauty of a witty statement tee is its ability to adapt to various fashion aesthetics while maintaining its core attitude. For a classic streetwear vibe, pair this shirt with distressed black denim and high-top sneakers; the dark tones complement the “bored to death” theme perfectly. If you want to lean into a more “academic-chic-gone-wrong” look, layer it under a structured blazer or a corduroy jacket. This contrast between professional outerwear and the blunt message of the shirt creates a fantastic juxtaposition that works well in creative office environments or casual weekend outings. For women, tucking this tee into a high-waisted leather skirt with combat boots adds a rebellious edge to the deadpan humor, proving that being bored can actually look incredibly stylish.
Ultimately, the For A Minute There You Bored Me To Death Graphic T-Shirt is more than just a novelty item; it is a reflection of a personality that isn’t afraid to be a little bit difficult. It celebrates the dry wit and the “too cool to care” attitude that defines a generation of skeptics and humorists. By choosing a garment made from a soft blend and premium cotton, you are investing in a piece of clothing that will remain a staple in your wardrobe for years to come. Whether you’re buying it for yourself as a badge of honor or as a hilarious gift for a kindred spirit, this shirt is guaranteed to leave an impression—even if you pretend to be totally unimpressed by it all.
About The Product
About The Product
The Gildan 5000 heavy cotton tee is a dependable classic made for everyday wear and custom printing. Its 100% cotton fabric is tightly knit to give designs sharper detail and long-lasting color. The seamless body eliminates side seams for a smoother fit.
Key Features
Stabilizes back seams to prevent stretching.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & looks better.
Highly elastic collar retains shape without seams.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: Poly blends.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
Origin & Safety
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets US/EU safety standards
- Unisex Sizing (Adult)
About The Product
The Gildan Heavy Blend™ hoodie, made from a soft cotton-poly blend, provides warmth and durability. Its unisex fit offers everyday versatility, with ribbed cuffs and hem to keep the shape intact. A large front pocket adds convenience, while the double-lined hood with matching drawcord gives it a clean, cohesive look. Trusted for custom printing and casual wear.
Key Features
Strong, smooth fabric perfect for printing. Heather Sport colors are 40/60 blend.
Adjustable double-lined hood with self-colored woven cord.
Kangaroo pouch pocket always keeps your hands warm.
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, reducing fabric waste.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Low heat
- Do not dryclean
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Bangladesh
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- High quality DTG & DTF printing methods
About The Product
The Gildan 18000 sweatshirt is a unisex heavy blend crewneck made from a 50/50 cotton-polyester fabric, combining softness with lasting durability. Its smooth surface supports crisp, vibrant prints. The ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs help it keep its shape over time. A seamless body design reduces irritation and adds to overall comfort.
– The White color variant may appear off-white due to fabric properties.
– Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.
Key Features
Heavy blend fabric combines softness with durability.
Highly elastic collar helps retain shape, with seam.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & makes garment more attractive.
Helps sleeves stay in place and maintain shape.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
- Bleach as needed (non-chlorine)
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- Embroidery & DTG printing friendly
About The Product
This must-have unisex jersey tank top fits like a well-loved favorite. High quality print makes it an ultimate statement shirt for years to come. This item has side seams to provide structural support. All bindings are the same fabric as the rest of the tank. Depending on the color, cotton, polyester, or rayon can appear.
Key Features
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment’s shape longer and give structural support.
Bindings are made from the same fabric as the body of the garment for a polished look.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: 52/48 blend. Tri-blends: 50% Poly, 25% Cotton, 25% Rayon.
Meets flammability requirements. Safe for adults.
- Machine wash: Warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Medium heat
- Do not dryclean
- Made in Nicaragua
- Adult Sizing
- High quality print surface

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