Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Embrace the Iconic Wit of the Bloody Hell Vintage British Slang Graphic T-Shirt

There is an undeniable charm in the way the British express everything from mild inconvenience to absolute wonderment with just a few choice words. The Bloody Hell Vintage British Slang Graphic T-Shirt captures that quintessential UK spirit, transforming a legendary exclamation into a wearable piece of cultural art. This design isn’t just about a phrase; it’s about an attitude. It represents the dry humor, the storied history of London streets, and the effortless “cool” that defines British pop culture. Whether you are a lifelong Londoner, an expat missing the sarcasm of home, or a global fan of across-the-pond television and cinema, this shirt serves as a bold declaration of your affinity for the United Kingdom. It carries a vibe that is simultaneously rebellious and sophisticated, making it more than just a novelty item—it’s a testament to the linguistic flair that has captivated the world for decades.
Quality is at the forefront of this design, ensuring that your statement piece lasts as long as the slang itself. We have utilized a premium cotton soft blend that feels incredibly gentle against the skin while maintaining its shape wash after wash. The fabric is chosen for its breathability and durability, making it an ideal choice for year-round wear. Unlike standard stiff tees, this garment offers a relaxed, lived-in feel from the very first time you put it on. The construction features reinforced stitching and a comfortable neckline that won’t lose its structure, ensuring that your favorite new tee remains a staple in your wardrobe for years to come. By prioritizing high-grade materials, we ensure that the aesthetic appeal is matched by a luxury tactile experience.
Why This Design Rocks:
- Authentic UK Culture Apparel: This design celebrates the nuances of British life, making it a perfect conversation starter for those who appreciate the unique dialect and social etiquette of the British Isles.
- Essential Anglophile Fashion: For those who find themselves constantly watching British mysteries or dreaming of a trip to the Cotswolds, this shirt allows you to wear your passion on your sleeve—literally.
- Premier British Humor Clothing: The phrase itself is a masterclass in versatility, and having it printed in a vintage style adds a layer of timeless wit to your daily ensemble, proving that humor never goes out of style.
- The Ultimate London-Inspired Gift: If you’re looking for a present for a friend who is obsessed with British tea, royalty, or gritty London dramas, this tee hits all the right notes of nostalgia and modern style.
Styling Tips:
The beauty of this vintage-inspired graphic lies in its versatility. For a classic London street-style look, pair this tee with slim-fit dark denim jeans and a pair of heritage leather boots. If the weather turns brisk, layer it under a structured trench coat or a rugged denim jacket to let the graphic peek through. For a more relaxed, weekend vibe, it works perfectly with chinos and clean white sneakers. Ladies can easily tuck this into a high-waisted midi skirt or knot it at the waist for a contemporary, edgy silhouette. Because the design leans into a vintage aesthetic, it pairs wonderfully with accessories like silver chains or a classic flat cap, enhancing that timeless, transatlantic appeal that works in any setting, from a local pub to a high-end coffee shop.
In a world of fast fashion and generic prints, choosing a piece with character makes all the difference. This shirt isn’t just a garment; it’s a bridge to a culture known for its resilience, its brilliance, and its unparalleled ability to find humor in almost any situation. It’s an invitation to join in on the joke and share a bit of that famous British spark with everyone you meet. From its superior comfort to its iconic messaging, it is the definitive choice for anyone who understands that sometimes, the only thing left to say is “Bloody Hell.” Don’t miss out on the chance to own the Bloody Hell Vintage British Slang Graphic T-Shirt and showcase your love for the UK in style.
About The Product
About The Product
The Gildan 5000 heavy cotton tee is a dependable classic made for everyday wear and custom printing. Its 100% cotton fabric is tightly knit to give designs sharper detail and long-lasting color. The seamless body eliminates side seams for a smoother fit.
Key Features
Stabilizes back seams to prevent stretching.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & looks better.
Highly elastic collar retains shape without seams.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: Poly blends.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
Origin & Safety
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets US/EU safety standards
- Unisex Sizing (Adult)
About The Product
The Gildan Heavy Blend™ hoodie, made from a soft cotton-poly blend, provides warmth and durability. Its unisex fit offers everyday versatility, with ribbed cuffs and hem to keep the shape intact. A large front pocket adds convenience, while the double-lined hood with matching drawcord gives it a clean, cohesive look. Trusted for custom printing and casual wear.
Key Features
Strong, smooth fabric perfect for printing. Heather Sport colors are 40/60 blend.
Adjustable double-lined hood with self-colored woven cord.
Kangaroo pouch pocket always keeps your hands warm.
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, reducing fabric waste.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Low heat
- Do not dryclean
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Bangladesh
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- High quality DTG & DTF printing methods
About The Product
The Gildan 18000 sweatshirt is a unisex heavy blend crewneck made from a 50/50 cotton-polyester fabric, combining softness with lasting durability. Its smooth surface supports crisp, vibrant prints. The ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs help it keep its shape over time. A seamless body design reduces irritation and adds to overall comfort.
– The White color variant may appear off-white due to fabric properties.
– Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.
Key Features
Heavy blend fabric combines softness with durability.
Highly elastic collar helps retain shape, with seam.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & makes garment more attractive.
Helps sleeves stay in place and maintain shape.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
- Bleach as needed (non-chlorine)
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- Embroidery & DTG printing friendly
About The Product
This must-have unisex jersey tank top fits like a well-loved favorite. High quality print makes it an ultimate statement shirt for years to come. This item has side seams to provide structural support. All bindings are the same fabric as the rest of the tank. Depending on the color, cotton, polyester, or rayon can appear.
Key Features
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment’s shape longer and give structural support.
Bindings are made from the same fabric as the body of the garment for a polished look.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: 52/48 blend. Tri-blends: 50% Poly, 25% Cotton, 25% Rayon.
Meets flammability requirements. Safe for adults.
- Machine wash: Warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Medium heat
- Do not dryclean
- Made in Nicaragua
- Adult Sizing
- High quality print surface

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