Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Embrace the Absurd: The Ultimate Behave No Frog Internet Culture Statement Piece
In the vast, ever-evolving landscape of internet culture, few things resonate as deeply as the surreal and often baffling world of amphibian-based humor. The Behave No Frog Meme Graphic T-Shirt captures this unique spirit perfectly, offering more than just a piece of clothing—it provides a distinct statement of personality. This design taps into the “unhinged” yet wholesome vibe that has come to define modern irony. For those who navigate the world with a sense of playful rebellion and a deep appreciation for the absurd, this tee serves as a silent nod to fellow members of the meme-literate community. It’s not just about the animal; it’s about the energy of being told to “behave” and choosing a more whimsical, chaotic path instead. Whether you are an avid collector of digital lore or simply someone who finds joy in the unexpected, this garment bridges the gap between high-fashion streetwear and the relatable silliness of a viral post, making it a standout addition to any wardrobe.
Key Features:
- Crafted from a soft blend of premium cotton for maximum breathability and all-day comfort.
- Features high-definition graphic printing that ensures the colors stay vibrant and the details remain sharp after every wash.
- Designed with a reinforced crew neck and double-stitched hems for enhanced durability and long-lasting wear.
- A versatile unisex fit that provides a relaxed silhouette, perfect for all body types and styling preferences.
This ironic meme apparel isn’t just a novelty item to be tucked away in the back of a closet; it is a versatile staple for any contemporary wardrobe. Its aesthetic aligns perfectly with various niche subcultures, from the “weirdcore” enthusiasts who embrace the uncanny to the “cottagecore” crowd looking for a bit of swamp-inspired grit. When styling this piece, consider the effortless cool of pairing it with distressed denim or oversized cargo pants for a look that screams weekend relaxation. Because it is manufactured using a soft blend of premium cotton, it offers a lightweight feel that makes it an ideal choice for layering under a vintage flannel or a sleek bomber jacket. This whimsical streetwear transitions easily from a casual coffee run to an ironic night out with friends. To ensure that your shirt remains in peak condition, we recommend a simple care routine: wash your garment inside out in cold water to preserve the integrity of the graphic. Avoid high heat during the drying process; instead, opt for a low tumble dry or air drying to keep the fabric supple and the fit consistent. This attention to detail ensures that the humor remains sharp and the comfort remains unparalleled for years to come.
Ultimately, choosing the right amphibian enthusiast gift for a digital native can be a challenge, but this tee makes the decision simple. It combines the tactile satisfaction of high-quality materials with the intellectual satisfaction of a well-placed joke. It is a conversation starter, a mood lifter, and a cozy companion all rolled into one. By wearing the Behave No Frog Meme Graphic T-Shirt, you are embracing a specific kind of modern joy—one that doesn’t take itself too seriously but still demands to be noticed. It is the definitive novelty gift idea for animal lovers who prefer their wildlife with a side of digital irony and a dash of playful defiance.

About The Product
About The Product
The Gildan 5000 heavy cotton tee is a dependable classic made for everyday wear and custom printing. Its 100% cotton fabric is tightly knit to give designs sharper detail and long-lasting color. The seamless body eliminates side seams for a smoother fit.
Key Features
Stabilizes back seams to prevent stretching.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & looks better.
Highly elastic collar retains shape without seams.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: Poly blends.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
Origin & Safety
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets US/EU safety standards
- Unisex Sizing (Adult)
About The Product
The Gildan Heavy Blend™ hoodie, made from a soft cotton-poly blend, provides warmth and durability. Its unisex fit offers everyday versatility, with ribbed cuffs and hem to keep the shape intact. A large front pocket adds convenience, while the double-lined hood with matching drawcord gives it a clean, cohesive look. Trusted for custom printing and casual wear.
Key Features
Strong, smooth fabric perfect for printing. Heather Sport colors are 40/60 blend.
Adjustable double-lined hood with self-colored woven cord.
Kangaroo pouch pocket always keeps your hands warm.
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, reducing fabric waste.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Low heat
- Do not dryclean
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Bangladesh
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- High quality DTG & DTF printing methods
About The Product
The Gildan 18000 sweatshirt is a unisex heavy blend crewneck made from a 50/50 cotton-polyester fabric, combining softness with lasting durability. Its smooth surface supports crisp, vibrant prints. The ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs help it keep its shape over time. A seamless body design reduces irritation and adds to overall comfort.
– The White color variant may appear off-white due to fabric properties.
– Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.
Key Features
Heavy blend fabric combines softness with durability.
Highly elastic collar helps retain shape, with seam.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & makes garment more attractive.
Helps sleeves stay in place and maintain shape.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
- Bleach as needed (non-chlorine)
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- Embroidery & DTG printing friendly
About The Product
This must-have unisex jersey tank top fits like a well-loved favorite. High quality print makes it an ultimate statement shirt for years to come. This item has side seams to provide structural support. All bindings are the same fabric as the rest of the tank. Depending on the color, cotton, polyester, or rayon can appear.
Key Features
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment’s shape longer and give structural support.
Bindings are made from the same fabric as the body of the garment for a polished look.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: 52/48 blend. Tri-blends: 50% Poly, 25% Cotton, 25% Rayon.
Meets flammability requirements. Safe for adults.
- Machine wash: Warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Medium heat
- Do not dryclean
- Made in Nicaragua
- Adult Sizing
- High quality print surface

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