Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
The Definitive Statement for the Unheard Advisor: The Askhole Sarcastic Tee
We have all encountered that one person in our lives who seems to thrive on seeking counsel but possesses an uncanny ability to do the exact opposite of what is suggested. This relatable social phenomenon is the core inspiration behind our ASKHOLE Novelty Graphic T-Shirt. This design isn’t just a piece of apparel; it is a witty social commentary on the modern age of information overload and selective listening. By wearing this shirt, you are tapping into a shared human experience of frustration turned into high-level humor. The “Askhole” vibe is all about setting boundaries with a side of sarcasm, making it the ultimate uniform for the unofficial therapists, the “mom” of the friend group, and the professional consultants who are tired of repeating themselves. It’s a bold way to express your personality without saying a single word, perfectly capturing that tongue-in-cheek energy that defines contemporary streetwear.
Key Features:
- Constructed from premium cotton to provide a breathable, lightweight feel that stays comfortable all day long.
- Crafted with a durable soft blend that maintains its structural integrity and vibrant look even after multiple wash cycles.
- Features a high-definition graphic print using eco-friendly inks that are resistant to cracking, peeling, or fading over time.
- Designed with a modern, tailored unisex fit that offers a flattering silhouette for all body types, ensuring style and comfort go hand-in-hand.
Beyond the sharp wit, this sarcastic definition apparel is engineered for maximum versatility and longevity. Whether you are heading to a casual weekend brunch, a low-key office gathering, or simply lounging at home while ignoring your phone, this witty personality shirt is the ideal choice. To ensure that your graphic remains as crisp as your humor, we recommend following a few simple care steps. Always wash the garment inside out in cold water to protect the print. Utilizing a gentle cycle helps preserve the soft blend fibers. For drying, we suggest tumbling on a low-heat setting or, better yet, hanging it to air dry. This prevents any unwanted shrinkage and keeps the premium cotton feeling as soft as the day you first put it on. This shirt also serves as a fantastic ice-breaker; it invites others to share their own stories of giving advice to those who never take it, making it more than just clothing—it’s a catalyst for connection and laughter in any social setting.
In a world where everyone wants your opinion but few actually value it, this shirt stands as a badge of honor for the patient and the wise. It serves as a playful warning to those who seek your expert counsel with no intention of following through. Whether you are treating yourself to a bit of self-expression or looking for the perfect humorous gift for friends who have “seen it all,” the ASKHOLE Novelty Graphic T-Shirt is a wardrobe essential. It’s a celebration of the cynical, the clever, and the incredibly relatable. Elevate your daily rotation with a piece that speaks your truth and brings a smile to everyone who reads it. Don’t let your best advice go to waste—let your shirt do the talking while you keep your peace of mind intact.
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