Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Embrace Your Sassy Side with the “As Far As I Know I’m Delightful” Skeleton Tee
There is a unique brand of confidence that comes from owning your quirks, and nothing captures that playful arrogance quite like the As Far As I Know Im Delightful Skeleton Graphic T-Shirt. This design taps into the modern aesthetic of dark humor, where the macabre meets the mundane in a way that is both relatable and hilarious. It’s for the person who navigates life with a bit of a dry wit—someone who knows they might be a bit of a handful but chooses to see themselves as nothing short of charming. By wearing this piece, you aren’t just putting on a garment; you’re projecting a vibe that says you don’t take life—or yourself—too seriously. It is the perfect blend of edgy aesthetic and lighthearted sarcasm that resonates with anyone who enjoys a good tongue-in-cheek statement about their own personality.
Key Features:
- Crafted from premium cotton for ultimate breathability and a lightweight feel that lasts all day long.
- Features a high-quality soft blend that maintains its structure and plush texture even after multiple trips through the laundry.
- Utilizes advanced, eco-friendly printing techniques to ensure the graphic remains vibrant, crisp, and resistant to cracking or peeling.
- Designed with a modern, reinforced unisex fit, making it a versatile and flattering choice for every body type and personal style.
Versatility is at the heart of this humorous novelty tee. Whether you are heading out for a casual coffee date, attending a low-key weekend gathering with friends, or simply lounging at home with a good book, this shirt fits the bill perfectly. You can easily pair it with distressed denim and combat boots for a classic grunge-inspired look, or layer it under a plaid flannel shirt or a sleek leather jacket to add a bit of rebellious flair to your ensemble. It’s more than just a piece of clothing; it’s a genuine conversation starter that breaks the ice with its witty charm and relatable sentiment. Because it is constructed from a premium cotton soft blend, you won’t have to sacrifice physical comfort for your sharp-witted style. To keep your sarcastic skeleton apparel looking its best, we recommend washing it inside out in cold water. This simple step helps preserve the integrity of the print and ensures the fabric stays incredibly soft against your skin. Avoid using harsh bleaches or high-heat drying cycles; instead, opting for air drying or low-heat settings will extend the life of your favorite new graphic tee, allowing you to remain “delightful” for many years to come.
In a world where fashion often feels a bit too serious or trend-obsessed, this design offers a refreshing and grounded break from the norm. It is a bold declaration of self-assuredness wrapped in a shroud of skeletal irony. Whether you are buying it for yourself as a treat or as a dark humor gift idea for a friend who shares your specific, slightly morbid sense of humor, this shirt is bound to become an instant staple in any wardrobe. It strikes the perfect balance between being edgy and approachable, making it a standout addition to any collection of graphic tops. Embrace the wit, enjoy the superior comfort, and let everyone know that, at least from your perspective, you are doing just fine. After all, the As Far As I Know Im Delightful Skeleton Graphic T-Shirt is the ultimate testament to the fact that you can be a little bit spooky and a whole lot of wonderful at the exact same time.

About The Product
About The Product
The Gildan 5000 heavy cotton tee is a dependable classic made for everyday wear and custom printing. Its 100% cotton fabric is tightly knit to give designs sharper detail and long-lasting color. The seamless body eliminates side seams for a smoother fit.
Key Features
Stabilizes back seams to prevent stretching.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & looks better.
Highly elastic collar retains shape without seams.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: Poly blends.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
Origin & Safety
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets US/EU safety standards
- Unisex Sizing (Adult)
About The Product
The Gildan Heavy Blend™ hoodie, made from a soft cotton-poly blend, provides warmth and durability. Its unisex fit offers everyday versatility, with ribbed cuffs and hem to keep the shape intact. A large front pocket adds convenience, while the double-lined hood with matching drawcord gives it a clean, cohesive look. Trusted for custom printing and casual wear.
Key Features
Strong, smooth fabric perfect for printing. Heather Sport colors are 40/60 blend.
Adjustable double-lined hood with self-colored woven cord.
Kangaroo pouch pocket always keeps your hands warm.
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, reducing fabric waste.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Low heat
- Do not dryclean
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Bangladesh
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- High quality DTG & DTF printing methods
About The Product
The Gildan 18000 sweatshirt is a unisex heavy blend crewneck made from a 50/50 cotton-polyester fabric, combining softness with lasting durability. Its smooth surface supports crisp, vibrant prints. The ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs help it keep its shape over time. A seamless body design reduces irritation and adds to overall comfort.
– The White color variant may appear off-white due to fabric properties.
– Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.
Key Features
Heavy blend fabric combines softness with durability.
Highly elastic collar helps retain shape, with seam.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & makes garment more attractive.
Helps sleeves stay in place and maintain shape.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
- Bleach as needed (non-chlorine)
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- Embroidery & DTG printing friendly
About The Product
This must-have unisex jersey tank top fits like a well-loved favorite. High quality print makes it an ultimate statement shirt for years to come. This item has side seams to provide structural support. All bindings are the same fabric as the rest of the tank. Depending on the color, cotton, polyester, or rayon can appear.
Key Features
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment’s shape longer and give structural support.
Bindings are made from the same fabric as the body of the garment for a polished look.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: 52/48 blend. Tri-blends: 50% Poly, 25% Cotton, 25% Rayon.
Meets flammability requirements. Safe for adults.
- Machine wash: Warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Medium heat
- Do not dryclean
- Made in Nicaragua
- Adult Sizing
- High quality print surface

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