Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Embrace Your Playful Side with the All My Pants Are Sassy Graphic T-Shirt
Humor is a universal language, and sometimes the best way to express your unique personality is through a garment that does the talking for you. The All My Pants Are Sassy Graphic T-Shirt is more than just a piece of apparel; it is a bold declaration of confidence and a nod to those who refuse to take life too seriously. Whether you are someone who lives for a quick-witted comeback or you simply enjoy the irony of attributing human emotions to your wardrobe, this design speaks volumes. It taps into that relatable feeling of standing out in a crowd not just by how you look, but by the energy you project. This novelty tee bridges the gap between casual comfort and bold self-expression, making it an absolute staple for anyone whose sense of humor is as sharp as their style. In a world of fast fashion, wearing something that evokes a smile is a powerful way to connect with others and showcase your individual spirit.

When it comes to everyday wear, the balance between a striking aesthetic and physical comfort is paramount. This garment is meticulously crafted from a soft blend that feels incredibly gentle against the skin, ensuring that you can maintain your sassy persona from morning until night without any irritation. We utilize premium cotton to provide a breathable, airy experience, which is essential for those busy days running errands or relaxed weekend outings with friends. The fit is thoughtfully designed as a versatile unisex gift idea, meaning it offers a relaxed, modern silhouette that looks fantastic on any body type. It is the quintessential piece of casual streetwear that pairs effortlessly with your favorite distressed denim, leggings, or even tucked into a skirt for a high-low fashion contrast. Beyond the immediate feel, durability is a key factor in our construction process. The reinforced stitching ensures that the garment holds its shape over time, and the high-quality print is designed to stay vibrant and crisp, even after multiple cycles through the wash. It is not just a shirt; it is an investment in your personal brand of wit and a reliable go-to for any casual occasion.
Product Highlights:
- Superior Comfort: Expertly crafted with a premium cotton and soft blend for a luxurious feel and all-day wearability.
- Universal Appeal: A perfect unisex gift idea that fits seamlessly into any wardrobe, regardless of personal style.
- Durable Quality: Features high-grade printing and construction techniques to ensure longevity and color retention.
- Versatile Styling: Ideal for layering under jackets or making a standalone statement as a piece of trendy casual streetwear.
Ultimately, fashion should be an extension of your joy and a reflection of your inner spark. This piece invites you to lean into your playful side and share a genuine laugh with everyone you encounter throughout your day. Whether you are purchasing it for a milestone birthday, a holiday surprise, or simply as a well-deserved treat for yourself, the All My Pants Are Sassy Graphic T-Shirt is guaranteed to be a conversation starter and a favorite in any rotation. It is time to move away from boring, generic basics and upgrade your closet with a piece that matches your wit and provides the ultimate level of cozy comfort. Don’t settle for a wardrobe that stays quiet when you can wear something that truly resonates with your sassy spirit. Add this essential novelty tee to your collection today and let the world know that your style—and your pants—have plenty of attitude to spare. Experience the perfect blend of sarcasm and style with a shirt designed for the bold.
About The Product
About The Product
The Gildan 5000 heavy cotton tee is a dependable classic made for everyday wear and custom printing. Its 100% cotton fabric is tightly knit to give designs sharper detail and long-lasting color. The seamless body eliminates side seams for a smoother fit.
Key Features
Stabilizes back seams to prevent stretching.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & looks better.
Highly elastic collar retains shape without seams.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: Poly blends.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
Origin & Safety
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets US/EU safety standards
- Unisex Sizing (Adult)
About The Product
The Gildan Heavy Blend™ hoodie, made from a soft cotton-poly blend, provides warmth and durability. Its unisex fit offers everyday versatility, with ribbed cuffs and hem to keep the shape intact. A large front pocket adds convenience, while the double-lined hood with matching drawcord gives it a clean, cohesive look. Trusted for custom printing and casual wear.
Key Features
Strong, smooth fabric perfect for printing. Heather Sport colors are 40/60 blend.
Adjustable double-lined hood with self-colored woven cord.
Kangaroo pouch pocket always keeps your hands warm.
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, reducing fabric waste.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Low heat
- Do not dryclean
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Bangladesh
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- High quality DTG & DTF printing methods
About The Product
The Gildan 18000 sweatshirt is a unisex heavy blend crewneck made from a 50/50 cotton-polyester fabric, combining softness with lasting durability. Its smooth surface supports crisp, vibrant prints. The ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs help it keep its shape over time. A seamless body design reduces irritation and adds to overall comfort.
– The White color variant may appear off-white due to fabric properties.
– Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.
Key Features
Heavy blend fabric combines softness with durability.
Highly elastic collar helps retain shape, with seam.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & makes garment more attractive.
Helps sleeves stay in place and maintain shape.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
- Bleach as needed (non-chlorine)
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- Embroidery & DTG printing friendly
About The Product
This must-have unisex jersey tank top fits like a well-loved favorite. High quality print makes it an ultimate statement shirt for years to come. This item has side seams to provide structural support. All bindings are the same fabric as the rest of the tank. Depending on the color, cotton, polyester, or rayon can appear.
Key Features
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment’s shape longer and give structural support.
Bindings are made from the same fabric as the body of the garment for a polished look.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: 52/48 blend. Tri-blends: 50% Poly, 25% Cotton, 25% Rayon.
Meets flammability requirements. Safe for adults.
- Machine wash: Warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Medium heat
- Do not dryclean
- Made in Nicaragua
- Adult Sizing
- High quality print surface

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