Size guide
| T-SHIRT UNISEX HEAVY COTTON TEE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX HOODIE | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT | ||||||
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| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Tolerance | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
| UNISEX JERSEY TANK TOP | |||||
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| Measurements | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Width, in | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Tolerance | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Master the Chaos with the Adult Daycare Director AKA The Bartender Funny Graphic T-Shirt
There is a unique irony found in the world of hospitality that only those behind the mahogany can truly appreciate. It is a world where “last call” sounds like a lullaby and crowd management feels more like presiding over a chaotic playground. The Adult Daycare Director AKA The Bartender Funny Graphic T-Shirt perfectly captures this specific brand of humor, acknowledging the multi-faceted role of the modern mixologist. To wear this shirt is to embrace the reality that your job title involves much more than just pouring spirits; it involves being a therapist, a referee, a strategist, and a guardian of the good times. This design resonates with anyone who has ever had to gently explain why a fourth double-shot might not be the best life choice at 1:00 AM. By wearing the Adult Daycare Director AKA The Bartender Funny Graphic T-Shirt, you are signaling to the world that you have seen it all, handled it all, and still have the wit to laugh about it when the lights come up.

When you are navigating a high-volume shift or managing a busy floor, your clothing needs to work as hard as you do. This piece of hilarious mixology apparel is built for the long haul, offering the kind of reliability that the hospitality industry demands. We understand that comfort is the ultimate priority when you are on your feet for ten hours straight, which is why this shirt is crafted from a high-quality soft blend that moves with you. The premium cotton fibers ensure maximum breathability, keeping you cool even when the tickets are stacking up and the bar is three-deep. This isn’t just another novelty graphic tee that loses its shape after one laundry cycle; it is a durable garment designed to retain its fit and feel. The fabric is exceptionally gentle against the skin, providing a plush, broken-in sensation from the very first wear. Whether you are shaking up cocktails, changing out kegs, or simply enjoying your well-deserved shift drink, the tactile quality of this shirt ensures you stay comfortable throughout the entire ordeal. It is the ultimate bartender gift idea for the professional who values both a good laugh and a great fit.
Product Highlights:
- Unmatched Comfort: Crafted with premium cotton and a soft blend for a lightweight, breathable feel that lasts all shift.
- Witty Industry Insight: Features a clever design that serves as a perfect icebreaker and conversation starter with patrons and coworkers.
- Durable Construction: High-quality printing and fabric ensure the graphic stays vibrant and the shirt stays soft, wash after wash.
- Versatile Gift Option: The ideal bartender gift idea for birthdays, holidays, or celebrating a promotion to “Head Director.”
In the fast-paced world of service, your sense of humor is often your best tool for survival. This shirt doesn’t just make a statement; it builds a bridge between you and your customers, acknowledging the shared experience of the nightlife scene with a wink and a nod. It celebrates the patience, the skill, and the sheer willpower required to keep the “adult daycare” running smoothly night after night. If you are looking for a way to upgrade your work wardrobe or find a gift for the person who keeps the drinks flowing and the spirits high, look no further. It is time to claim your title and wear it with pride. Order your Adult Daycare Director AKA The Bartender Funny Graphic T-Shirt today and let everyone know that while the drinks are cold, your management skills are red hot.
About The Product
About The Product
The Gildan 5000 heavy cotton tee is a dependable classic made for everyday wear and custom printing. Its 100% cotton fabric is tightly knit to give designs sharper detail and long-lasting color. The seamless body eliminates side seams for a smoother fit.
Key Features
Stabilizes back seams to prevent stretching.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & looks better.
Highly elastic collar retains shape without seams.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: Poly blends.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
Origin & Safety
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets US/EU safety standards
- Unisex Sizing (Adult)
About The Product
The Gildan Heavy Blend™ hoodie, made from a soft cotton-poly blend, provides warmth and durability. Its unisex fit offers everyday versatility, with ribbed cuffs and hem to keep the shape intact. A large front pocket adds convenience, while the double-lined hood with matching drawcord gives it a clean, cohesive look. Trusted for custom printing and casual wear.
Key Features
Strong, smooth fabric perfect for printing. Heather Sport colors are 40/60 blend.
Adjustable double-lined hood with self-colored woven cord.
Kangaroo pouch pocket always keeps your hands warm.
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, reducing fabric waste.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Low heat
- Do not dryclean
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Bangladesh
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- High quality DTG & DTF printing methods
About The Product
The Gildan 18000 sweatshirt is a unisex heavy blend crewneck made from a 50/50 cotton-polyester fabric, combining softness with lasting durability. Its smooth surface supports crisp, vibrant prints. The ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs help it keep its shape over time. A seamless body design reduces irritation and adds to overall comfort.
– The White color variant may appear off-white due to fabric properties.
– Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.
Key Features
Heavy blend fabric combines softness with durability.
Highly elastic collar helps retain shape, with seam.
Tubular knit reduces fabric waste & makes garment more attractive.
Helps sleeves stay in place and maintain shape.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: Low heat
- Do not iron; Do not dryclean
- Bleach as needed (non-chlorine)
Origin & Compliance
- Made in Nicaragua
- Meets safety requirements (flammability, lead, etc.)
- Embroidery & DTG printing friendly
About The Product
This must-have unisex jersey tank top fits like a well-loved favorite. High quality print makes it an ultimate statement shirt for years to come. This item has side seams to provide structural support. All bindings are the same fabric as the rest of the tank. Depending on the color, cotton, polyester, or rayon can appear.
Key Features
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment’s shape longer and give structural support.
Bindings are made from the same fabric as the body of the garment for a polished look.
Solid colors: 100% Cotton. Heathers: 52/48 blend. Tri-blends: 50% Poly, 25% Cotton, 25% Rayon.
Meets flammability requirements. Safe for adults.
- Machine wash: Warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Tumble dry: Medium heat
- Iron, steam or dry: Medium heat
- Do not dryclean
- Made in Nicaragua
- Adult Sizing
- High quality print surface

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